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🇦🇺 31 | taylor swift by day, f1 by weekend, harry styles whenever he’s not on sabbatical. chronic yapper. abba mentality (i must leave, i'll have to go - heavy emphasis on monaco).

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em¹⁶ 🍒🥝🍇🍉🍓 @averageface.swifties.social · Jul 28

HELP LMAO I WAS JUST LOOKING BACK THROUGH SOME IMAGES FROM MONACO BC I DIDNT REALLY KEEP UP WITH A LOT OF ONLINE STUFF WHILE I WAS AWAY AND-

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em¹⁶ 🍒🥝🍇🍉🍓 @averageface.swifties.social · 8h

you can - just about - if enough people believe ferrari apparently want you despite just handing their tp a new contract 🤔

but actually it’s so embarrassing (for him) that all the teams are one by one revealing that they’ve said no lmao

em¹⁶ 🍒🥝🍇🍉🍓 @averageface.swifties.social · 9h

i think probably the only realistic option for him is alpine, especially if he’s committed to some level of ownership. the rumour was that briatore was brought in to get it ready to sell. i don’t see anyone else biting though.

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em¹⁶ 🍒🥝🍇🍉🍓 @averageface.swifties.social · 12h

also i have been BURIED in work this week so sorry if you've tried to speak to me and ive fallen off the face of the earth lmao

em¹⁶ 🍒🥝🍇🍉🍓 @averageface.swifties.social · 12h

in reality though i don't really know and also don't care lmao basically all ferrari news is fake news to me i'll believe it when i see it and until such a time, we live in delusion

funniest story of the week has to be the piastri/leclerc swap lmao do you think they know they're about to swap seats

em¹⁶ 🍒🥝🍇🍉🍓 @averageface.swifties.social · 12h

my conspiracy is that h*rner is planting the ferrari rumours to try and make himself look more attractive to the actually desperate teams

unfortunately for him not even haas are interested so i'm not sure it's working but you never know your luck in a big city (esp if that city is run by briatore)

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em¹⁶ 🍒🥝🍇🍉🍓 @averageface.swifties.social · 1d

if you want to give it the proper oomph “fucking sparrow(s) fart” is a goer 😅

i am also partial to ass crack of dawn lmao

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em¹⁶ 🍒🥝🍇🍉🍓 @averageface.swifties.social · 1d

one for each race please and thank you 🙏

em¹⁶ 🍒🥝🍇🍉🍓 @averageface.swifties.social · 1d

uh oh 💀

Charles Leclerc meme with a hat pushed over his face and text “if i cant see it then its not real”

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Greg @gregsmusings.bsky.social · 1d

Australian expat in the UK here: I’ve been preaching about the Bathurst 1000 to anyone who’ll listen for the last few weeks. Allow me to suggest this excellent video…

youtu.be/XMkzDMAP-80?...

The Greatest Motor Race EVER

YouTube video by Josh Revell

youtu.be

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em¹⁶ 🍒🥝🍇🍉🍓 @averageface.swifties.social · 1d

ive watched that video sooooo many times, its so great!!! i send it to everyone who needs an intro to bathurst 😅

(if anyone is reading this and hasn’t seen it, WATCH IT NOW)

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em¹⁶ 🍒🥝🍇🍉🍓 @averageface.swifties.social · 1d

i can only assume that by “double the mcl39 fun” they’re referring to their specific brand of fun - double the pit stop shenanigans. double the strategy blunders. double the number of drivers ready to go nuclear on the team. double the bizarre lack of pace from recent outings???

so much ✨fun✨

screenshot from a mclaren Facebook post:

McLaren
3h • Follow
Ready for double the MCL39 fun with two races this weekend

and images of both cars from Miami (the last sprint weekend)

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em¹⁶ 🍒🥝🍇🍉🍓 @averageface.swifties.social · 1d

it's been days but every time i see this and it cuts to the heli shot of the two side by side and the third guy comes into the frame i want to SCREAM can't wait to wake up at sparrows fart this weekend to watch everyone perform the weekly procession at cota while we lico for our lives

em¹⁶ 🍒🥝🍇🍉🍓 @averageface.swifties.social · 3d

PHENOMENAL stuff today i am so serious i am just going to keep feeding yall clips until you’ve seen the entire 6.5 hours

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em¹⁶ 🍒🥝🍇🍉🍓 @averageface.swifties.social · 2d

hahaha that’s such a roundabout way to come to know about the mountain 😅

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em¹⁶ 🍒🥝🍇🍉🍓 @averageface.swifties.social · 2d

it’s so rough 😭 hope you had the best time!!!

em¹⁶ 🍒🥝🍇🍉🍓 @averageface.swifties.social · 2d

supercars!! i don’t fully keep up with it as much as i probably should but ill always watch bathurst, which is THE race in aus. like growing up i didnt even know we hosted an f1 race at all but i always knew about bathurst 😅

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em¹⁶ 🍒🥝🍇🍉🍓 @averageface.swifties.social · 3d

i have heard this from a LOT of people about edinburgh!! i really have to get myself there.

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em¹⁶ 🍒🥝🍇🍉🍓 @averageface.swifties.social · 3d

real hahaha it just goes through phases of intensity and i fear im in a bad one 😅

em¹⁶ 🍒🥝🍇🍉🍓 @averageface.swifties.social · 3d

a few laps, a shunt on the chicko roll car and a 5s penalty later…

em¹⁶ 🍒🥝🍇🍉🍓 @averageface.swifties.social · 3d

(also shoutout to the guy yelling FUCK in the background 😭😭😭)

em¹⁶ 🍒🥝🍇🍉🍓 @averageface.swifties.social · 3d

PHENOMENAL stuff today i am so serious i am just going to keep feeding yall clips until you’ve seen the entire 6.5 hours

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em¹⁶ 🍒🥝🍇🍉🍓 @averageface.swifties.social · 3d

lads, we can’t get a new tyre on - just trim a bit off the car lmao she’ll be right?????

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em¹⁶ 🍒🥝🍇🍉🍓 @averageface.swifties.social · 3d

having a v desperately missing monaco sort of time lately i truly should never have gone lmao it’s ruined my life

a photo of the monaco country club tennis courts with the monte carlo bay hotel in the background on a bright sunny day with blue skies

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em¹⁶ 🍒🥝🍇🍉🍓 @averageface.swifties.social · 3d

commentary spent a while pondering whether they could get the car going again only to be like… well it looks like chaz is on the beers so i guess not lmao

chaz mostert accepting a beer from a spectator at bathurst 2025

em¹⁶ 🍒🥝🍇🍉🍓 @averageface.swifties.social · 3d

if for some reason that’s too hard you can do the 3min version but PLEASE i beg youtu.be/G3maH6VUTgw?...

Race 27 Highlights - Repco Bathurst 1000 | 2025 Repco Supercars Championship

YouTube video by Supercars

youtu.be

em¹⁶ 🍒🥝🍇🍉🍓 @averageface.swifties.social · 3d

sorry but yall absolutely need to watch this i don’t make the rules youtu.be/Q4Fe5jq9hDs?...

Extended Race 27 Highlights - Repco Bathurst 1000 | 2025 Repco Supercars Championship

YouTube video by Supercars

youtu.be

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