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Bea
@autiebea.bsky.social
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neurodivergent (AuDHD) former speducator. snarky & hypergraphic political junkie. fluent in sarcasm. bae/y'all
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Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 9d
friendly reminder, kids!

people who use alt text are political, too.

and it doesn't have to be boring.

for example:

"man in a blow-up frog suit with a blue cape stands in front of jackboots in full battle gear. thank gawd one of them has his riot shield. he may yet survive the night."
man in a blow-up frog suit with a blue cape stands in front of jackboots in full battle gear. thank gawd one of them has his riot shield. he may yet survive the night.
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Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 1m
remember back in the olden days when texas house democrats left the state to delay voting on an illegal gerrymandering bill...

and the maga gopers got real mad & gave them fines?

and threatened to remove them from office & arrest them?

for derilection of duty & abandonment of office?
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Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 3m
i'm more confused about what calling himself "number 1 times 10" means.

cuz that would actually mean number 10.
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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 14m
"AI: the new whatever" is actually the perfect description
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 15m
Trump: "We're dominating China. We're dominating with AI, which seems to be the new big thing. That's the new internet, that's the new whatever."
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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 25m
The hoods are off
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Tom Joscelyn @tomjoscelyn.bsky.social · 1h
Hakeem Jeffries posted pictures of two Rep. Members posing with “Young Republicans” who were part of a racist text thread (as reported by Politico).

In response, Mike Davis (well-connected in Trump World & on the Hill) called Jeffries a “house slave” for George Soros - proving Jeffries’ point.
Mike Davis racist smear
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Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 23m
pink bacgroind with cut out red hearts under the words: uh oh. i yelled "go to fucking amazon dot com!" into my phone and it worked. voice googling just got a whole lot more fun.
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Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 46m
the regime might just end up being the strongest argument against generative ai.
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Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 49m
remember back in the olden days when texas house democrats left the state to delay voting on an illegal gerrymandering bill...

and the maga gopers got real mad & gave them fines?

and threatened to remove them from office & arrest them?

for derilection of duty & abandonment of office?
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Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 50m
so...

nancy mace is...

celebrating

the deth of charlie kirk?

she's supposed to get fired now, right?
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PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes.bsky.social · 2h
Nancy Mace: “Charlie Kirk was murdered so the church could live on”
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Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 50m
so...

nancy mace is...

celebrating

the deth of charlie kirk?

she's supposed to get fired now, right?
autiebea.bsky.social
Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 54m
i'm LOVING watching this campaign. the ideas, the messaging, the ads...all of it is brilliant!
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 4h
We’re kicking the politics of the past aside and scoring a new generation of leadership — and we want you on our team.

Join us for The Cost of Living Classic, a free citywide soccer tournament in Coney Island this Sunday, co-hosted by NYC Footy.

Details + register at zohranfornyc.com/colclassic ⚽
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Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 59m
gus ambushes the sock with deadly precision...
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 1h
They’re going to have to fire nearly everyone, you know.
Graphic statement from the Board of Directors of the Young Republican National Federation. The text expresses condemnation of vile and inexcusable language revealed in a Politico article, calling for immediate resignations of those involved and reaffirming commitment to integrity, respect, and professionalism. The organization’s logo “YR” appears at the bottom.
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Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 1h
that yellow tie from spirit halloween is an odd touch.

are they just making fun of him now?
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Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 1h
remember back in the olden days when texas house democrats left the state to delay voting on an illegal gerrymandering bill...

and the maga gopers got real mad & gave them fines?

and threatened to remove them from office & arrest them?

for derilection of duty & abandonment of office?
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Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 2h
sounds like one of my fave movie lines:

"it's either an individual or a group. we believe they're located somewhere in asia."
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Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 2h
IT'S A DOMESTIC 9/11!

aaand, we don’t know how much of the support is coming in from overseas...

(also, did scott say that the treasury department hasn't been operational for 10 months?)
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Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 2h
i was making fun of them.
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Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 2h
pathetic
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Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 2h
i honestly still get confused between karoline claire and pamela jo.
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Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 2h
it hurts their feelbads when people dressed in animal costumes quote classic snl.
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Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 3h
what does your dad do?

[kid] he runs cover when his friends kidnap people in animal costumes because he says they're really scary. also, the shark was close to the giraffe and mr. donald told us sharks are super duper dangerous.
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Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 3h
what does your dad do?

[kid] he runs cover when his friends kidnap people in animal costumes because he says they're really scary. also, the shark was close to the giraffe and mr. donald told us sharks are super duper dangerous.
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Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 21h
ok, i'll take that one.
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Bea @autiebea.bsky.social · 21h
especially WHILE the pastor was praying.
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Flemming Madsen 🇩🇰 @tazornissen.bsky.social · 1d
I want Jack Smith to show up and just be like "I don't know anything about it, I was on the other side of the world. Any other stupid questions that you could have answered with a Google search?"
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