Dr. Jessie Christiansen
@aussiastronomer.bsky.social
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Caltech/IPAC Planet Hunter | Chief Scientist, NASA Exoplanet Science Institute | @TEDFellow | Science consultant | General Nerd | My views are not the views of NASA | She/her
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An individual reviewer is only going to get ~10 proposals regardless of how many get submitted though.
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I kinda want it to break 3,000 because that would be, as the kids say, epic.
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I want nothing more than for Brennan to subvert expectations and come in with such a normal paced, normal level of excitement 'Hello, one and all, and welcome to another episode of Dimension 20, Cloudward Ho!' for the finale.
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🚨 OUT NOW on @dropout.tv - episode 19 of Dimension 20: Cloudward, Ho!

Join the crew of the Zephyr for the penultimate episode of the season, as they gather their forces and prepare to face the Straka!

#CloudwardHo
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This is now more than double the NASA budget, which the White House wants to slash.
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BREAKING: The Trump administration is doubling its Argentina bailout to $40 billion.
Reposted by Dr. Jessie Christiansen
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For the first time in his career, Narvi is a Gold Glove Award finalist!
TEXT: Finalist
Carlos Narváez C
IMAGE: This Rawlings Gold Glove Award Finalist graphic features a cutout of catcher Carlos Narváez mid-throw in front of a blue background. He’s wearing the Fenway Greens City Connect uniform along with shiny, gold glove. A cutout of a sparkling Gold Glove Award trophy is seen next to him.
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Wilyer is a Gold Glove Award finalist for the second year in a row!
TEXT: Finalist
Wilyer Abreu RF
IMAGE: This Rawlings Gold Glove Award Finalist graphic features two cutouts overlaid on a blue background. Wilyer Abreu is seen jogging and wearing a shiny, gold colored glove and sunglasses. Next to him is a cutout of the Rawlings Gold Glove Award trophy.
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Congrats to Ceddanne on being named a Gold Glove Award finalist!
TEXT: Finalist
Ceddanne Rafaela
CF
IMAGE: This Rawlings Gold Glove Award Finalist graphic features a cutout of Ceddanne Rafaela tossing a shiny, gold glove in the air in front of a blue background. A cutout of a sparkling Gold Glove Award trophy is seen next to him.
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EVERYBODY SEES WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
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Remind me next year to start a pool on how many new planet papers will be submitted to appear on arXiv the day of the JWST deadline. 😂
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Remind me next year to start a pool on how many new planet papers will be submitted to appear on arXiv the day of the JWST deadline. 😂
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So write the paper so we can agree or disagree with you when we have data!
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Where should the planet-radius valley peter out? Will we see it in mass space? Will there be features around the ice lines? Pile-ups of planets? How far out do we think the 'peas in a pod' relationship should hold? Are there other 'deserts' to be stumbled across, if so, where and why???
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Hey #exoplanet formation theorists - you have ~1 more year to get your Roman population predictions published before we start being able to test them! What features should we see out past the Kepler population?
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These are full adults with adult jobs and responsibilities. JFC.
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White privilege is when white men in their 20's and 30's are 'kids', and 12-year-old black boys are a 'threat'.
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One month later, this company is still appearing in my news feeds.

Make this go away already it's a bad idea.
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Well I, an astronomer, can obviously think of no downsides to a company promising to launch a constellation of reflective mirrors into low-Earth orbit to increase daylight for folks on the ground.
A screenshot of the landing page for Reflect Orbital, promising "Sunlight on demand" in large, friendly orange letters.
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It was very weird. I didn't realise until we were in the emergency room later, waiting for xrays, when he asked for more morphine after the first shot that he was even IN that much pain.

AI would have said he was scamming for pain medication!
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Years ago, my husband fell skiing a black diamond. I skied over to him as he was sitting up and dusting himself off. He said, deadpan, "I've hurt my leg". I said oh, do you need a minute? (He seemed fine.) And he was like "No. I've hurt my leg."

He'd shattered his knee and needed three surgeries.
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I made Phil tell me all the ways stars in the middle of the Galaxy are different from stars out here, and then explained how Roman is going to uncover the planet populations of those stars and isn't that exciting? He asked if we'll know any of these things about the stars and I said probably not.
a man in a suit and tie is saying " sorry but still no "
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is saying " sorry but still no "
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So many spectacular, kind, brave people who I've worked with for years being let go from JPL today. We will all be poorer for their absence from the forefront of human knowledge.
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You can't logic your way out of being burnt out. Unless you're me. Who should be able to do it and it's a personal failing that I can't
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It feels useless to point out but if we stop pointing it out that's definitely worse:

SURELY IT'S ILLEGAL FOR TRUMP TO ORGANIZE PRIVATE FINANCING FOR THE US MILITARY.

www.theguardian.com/us-news/live...
Screenshot from the live Guardian US politics blog, with the following text highlighted "Trump added that he’s spoken to a donor who said he would be willing to supplement the shortfall for paying the troops."
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Them: need help doing things?

Me: yes

Them: we have a doing things medication

Me: ooh

Them: hahahahaha guess what you have to do to get it?

Me: oh no

Them: things.
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Me, watching the dog accidentally roll her ball under the couch for the nth time today: You silly billy.

Also me, tipping the mug towards me to see if there's any tea left in it: Ah, dammit!