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aufaye.bsky.social
Au_Faye™
@aufaye.bsky.social
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Science, ethics & welfare led dog behaviour consultant, sometime artist, all time sh!tposter Cohabiting with the loudest dobermann currently on the planet Micro dosing speed so I can partake in a capitalist hellscape (badly)
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The dogs always tell me when their guardians haven’t done their homework. There’s a lot of “well I’ve spent the money now it’s fixed” that comes with dog care I feel
Because it’s effort, usually.
I’m going to save up and treat myself (read: probably no, I won’t)
I wanted it to be a king sized blanket but I just checked the price of those and it’s nearly £90 and I’m sorry but now it’s artisan crafted and that but there’s a cozzy livs on and probably a copy of it’ll be on temu before I’ve pressed send on this skeet so I’ll get one there
I have thought of nothing else all day
Have had to peel myself away from designing us a new ridiculous throw for the sofa because definitely I should be sleeping
Me finding a custom digital printing company that does single items at this time at night when I should have been in bed hours ago is not the one.
The thing about ADHD that is the most frustrating is how the brain loses important information like a shaken etch-a-sketch but retains stuff like that incident that happened over 4 years ago that made me feel upset. There forever, like a nuclear waste facility.
Came into the office, thought “I need to add a new section for ___a task____”

Sat down.
Can I remember what the task was?
Can I fuck.
Just had a training session on how to use the assistive technology the dwp funded and got myself all excited coming off the call about how I’m going to put all my tasks into the task list.
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I always struggle to sleep when wearing pyjamas because it causes me to relive the time I watched a brick nearly die in a swimming pool.
Dressing for the job I want
It is a tedious mirror to my brain at night who does not want to go to sleep -ever-
Brains just like “NO I WOULD RATHER DIE”
The daily bargaining to get out of bed is so dull, I get flashbacks from previous eras. School, college, uni etc. I’ve never enjoyed getting out of bed and I had hoped I would grow out of it
I got sucked into Lino cut reels last night and immediately want to start Lino cutting again even though I have about 8 lifetimes worth of other shit I should be doing
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Hello, I'm about to go on parental leave.
Please enjoy this reissued print, now in A3 size, edition of 50.
www.sonnyross.com/shop/shutupa3
#illustration #medieval
I’m like you know what I probably don’t need to animal communication with you we already talk in enough complexity you could study us for science or some shit
I asked her to just back up a bit (in my mind) and she (in real) got up out of the room and went and sat in the kitchen waiting for me
I once attempted to do an animal communication meditation thing with her cause it had sort of worked with a client dog of mine and when I tried all I could see in my mind’s eye of her was her nose so close up that it filled the whole visualisation
When parted my brain is like “omg o hey dnt frget her xxxx” and when home there’s no point cause she’s so close to me our minds are basically symbiotic
I never normally dream about the dog but the last two nights she featured heavily in my dreams and I can only assume it was due to our being nearly 200 miles away from eachother
Graffiti at Winchester Cathedral
I didn’t get up obviously but I am definitely not well rested