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Landon 🎃

Landon 🎃

@astoldbylandon.com

670 followers 490 following 2K posts

He/Him. 30-something blogger, gamer & music lovah. Mass Effect & Dragon Age superfan. Winging it since 1988. Sober king since 2021.🏳️‍🌈 Twitch.tv/astoldbylandon

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Landon 🎃 @astoldbylandon.com · 2d

It sure as hell is!!! 😭

IGN @ign.com · 2d

Who's your starter Pokémon in Pokémon Legends: Z-A? Wait, wait, let me guess: is it Totodile?

Over Half of You Are Picking Totodile as your Pokémon Legends: Z-A Starter

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fae⁷ @onthistangent.bsky.social · 3d

I would laugh if this wasn't so true 😭

exwife-of-frankenstein on tumblr:

Youtube is full of ads, spotify is full of ads, tumblr is full of ads, pinterest is full of ads. Everything uses ai. Every new update makes the website/app worse. Youtube auto translates almost every video I want to watch. Sometimes pinterest only loads ads for me. Check out this new ai feature. Here's a new update that breaks ur laptop. Here's a new update that breaks ur phone. Why are u complaining about ur phone, just get the newest iphone lol. Join my patreon. Join my membership. Pay a monthly membership to get all features. Upgrade your membership to get even more features. Subscribe to netflix. Subscribe to disney. Subscribe to amazon. Subscribe to hulu. This content isn't available in ur country. This content was removed. This website was removed. This feature only exists for apple. This app only exists for apple. U need to a WiFi connection to play this game. U need an account. We need your email to finish creating this account. We need your number to finish creating your account. We need your id to finish creating your account. In order to delete your account please write an email. In order to delete your account you need a laptop. Oops our database was hacked and ur information was stolen. Ur data was sold from this random website u used once 10 years ago. Spam call. Spam call. Spam call.

#IM GOING INSANE #NOTHING WORKS NOTHING

Landon 🎃 @astoldbylandon.com · 4d

On the other hand, miscommunication also drives me up a wall.

So I like when people ask for clarification if there’s confusion.

Someone deliver me a new brain. The wires are crossed.

Landon 🎃 @astoldbylandon.com · 4d

I’m not a “read between the lines” person and I definitely don’t communicate that way.

My words are intentional. So when I ask a straightforward question and someone replies “what do you mean?”, it makes me a little crazy.

Landon 🎃 @astoldbylandon.com · 6d

TBH, the state of the world doesn’t feel real.

Yet here we are. 🫤

Landon 🎃 @astoldbylandon.com · 6d

D’Angelo was on heavy rotation when I was growing up.

It still doesn’t feel real.

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Queue Points | Music Podcast @queuepointspod.com · 8d

Fly, Black man, fly.

Landon 🎃 @astoldbylandon.com · 8d

A cry for help.

Landon 🎃 @astoldbylandon.com · 8d

Capitalism is a bitch.

Landon 🎃 @astoldbylandon.com · 8d

IDK if it’s a crotchety old-man thing, but my disdain for ads is limitless.

Landon 🎃 @astoldbylandon.com · 8d

It’s always around this time of year that you feel the shift.

The people get more demanding, the sales tags come out, and Mariah Carey’s AIWFCIY starts playing and doesn’t end until after the new year.

TRAUMA 🥺

Landon 🎃 @astoldbylandon.com · 8d

My heart goes out to everyone working in retail.

It’s about that time. 😭

Landon 🎃 @astoldbylandon.com · 8d

Good morning! ☀️

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Patrick MB @psawyerschue.bsky.social · 8d

"Bluesky ain't got nothing for me" is funny depending on who's saying it because some of them could just be honest that they're disappointed they treated their profile on here like a nude-swap alt instead of a regular page seeking various kinds of community and conversation.

Landon 🎃 @astoldbylandon.com · 8d

I did!!! Perfect end to the day! 😂

Landon 🎃 @astoldbylandon.com · 9d

The first thing is what I need. Immediately. 😭

Landon 🎃 @astoldbylandon.com · 9d

How tf do I measure my hair? With a ruler?

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Solomon @solomonmissouri.bsky.social · 9d

Local drug addict speaks

The Independent @the-independent.com · 9d

Elon Musk calls for US troops to be sent to San Francisco for war on drugs: ‘It’s the only solution’

Musk demands US troops be sent to San Francisco for war on drugs

www.independent.co.uk

Landon 🎃 @astoldbylandon.com · 12d

How do you like it? It looks insanely good!

Landon 🎃 @astoldbylandon.com · 12d

This is so silly 😆

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Mela Yela @melayela.bsky.social · 12d

Good Morning

Landon 🎃 @astoldbylandon.com · 13d

Thank you! I’m gonna give it a shot for a month.

I can’t deal with the ads 😭

Landon 🎃 @astoldbylandon.com · 13d

Ya’ll… is crunchyroll worth the $8/mo.?

Landon 🎃 @astoldbylandon.com · 13d

It’s the only way! 😂