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asterioskokkinos.bsky.social @asterioskokkinos.bsky.social · Dec 26

"Cats In the Cradle" (Recently Unearthed Demo)

Long suppressed by Elektra Records, musicologist Andy Davis found this original cut of Harry Chapin's masterpiece after a deep dive into Chapin's home four-track archives.

#musichistory #70s #70smusic

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"Cats In the Cradle" (Recently Unearthed Demo) #musichistory #70s #70smusic

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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 4d

think you can make fun of gamers better than us? prove it.

submissions to Palette Swap are now OPEN until Wednesday, November 5: forms.gle/T2u8a7emN9...

Think you have what it takes to write for Palette Swap? We are opening our pitch group to new members, specifically for Different Colors which is the satire arm of the website. Submit your best 5 headline pitches that match the voice and style of Palette Swap via the form on our About page or linked below. If we like your submissions, you'll hear from one of our editors regarding next steps.

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asterioskokkinos.bsky.social @asterioskokkinos.bsky.social · 5d

hey uh i can't speak for PS but i know they're all a bunch of nerds who go crazy for dreamcast stuff

asterioskokkinos.bsky.social @asterioskokkinos.bsky.social · 5d

oh, they plugged this plothole

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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 5d

“Be reasonable, Fox!”, said Pepper, according to sources within the Cornerian Army. “While your results are … Impressive, Star Fox! … it’s not in the cards this year. Help us out here!”
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A photo of the team from Star Fox with General Pepper in the top right corner, with a headline reading: "General Pepper Refuses To Make Star Fox Team Full-time Employees" on the bottom of the image.

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asterioskokkinos.bsky.social @asterioskokkinos.bsky.social · 9d

NEW TLP OUT

IN ALL THE PLACES

IGNORE YOUR FRIENDS + LISTEN TO TWO STRANGERS

asterioskokkinos.bsky.social @asterioskokkinos.bsky.social · 14d

my god…

mr. belding…

mister “bell ding”…

asterioskokkinos.bsky.social @asterioskokkinos.bsky.social · 19d

i wrote this! read it, or i'll die of attention deficiency:

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+ follow @paletteswap.site ok

Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 19d

Instructor Mooselini was let go from being a PaRappa Town driving instructor following reports her grading was based on ability to rap.
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asterioskokkinos.bsky.social @asterioskokkinos.bsky.social · 26d

New article! Better luck next time, dead dads: paletteswap.site/different-co... @paletteswap.site

Headline reads, “Gamer Easily Crushes Dead Dad’s Mario Kart Record.” On the right, Mario is driving a kart, mid-drift boost, easily outpacing Princess Peach and Toad. On the left, a kind looking father who has passed away.

asterioskokkinos.bsky.social @asterioskokkinos.bsky.social · 26d

I wrote this! Sorry, dead dads.

Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 26d

A local gamer went viral after detailing an encounter with his late father in Mario Kart 64.
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Joe Tilleli @sorrywrongjoe.bsky.social · Sep 23

Easily the best cokelike

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Joe can't think of a Halloween pun @tokujoe.bsky.social · Sep 21

[Victor Frankenstein slaps an energy drink out of his creation's hand]

Victor: No! That's Frankenstein's Monster!

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Crispy Hanako @crispyhanako.bsky.social · Sep 21

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asterioskokkinos.bsky.social @asterioskokkinos.bsky.social · Sep 21

She took me to one of those countries where you have to poop into a sink

asterioskokkinos.bsky.social @asterioskokkinos.bsky.social · Sep 19

Imagine the kind of shit you have to pull to get a boomer to go back to torrenting

I haven’t surfed the pirate bay in twenty fucking years

Hey @napster you still hanging in the #FDFnet ?

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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · Sep 16

Eric Adams just installed 200 of these in central park

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Wednesday Pull @wednesdaypull.bsky.social · Sep 15

Good Morning Comic Book Homies!

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asterioskokkinos.bsky.social @asterioskokkinos.bsky.social · Sep 14

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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · Sep 13

The release of Borderlands 4 has fans buzzing about one legendary weapon in particular that has the power to fire twelve DPS (developers per second).

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · Sep 12

the shooter was an online gamer. it's important for newsrooms to understand video games more than ever. that's where i step in. so umamusume: pretty derby (ウマ娘プリティーダービー) is a gacha horse racing simulator based on real life japanese race horses. in the world of umamusume, anime girls replace horses,

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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · Sep 11

The president’s latest public appearance has drawn concern over his health due to his body rapidly flashing red.

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asterioskokkinos.bsky.social @asterioskokkinos.bsky.social · Sep 11

God forbid a guy enjoy a Jolly Rancher on a very special day

onion person @junlper.beer · Sep 11

so donald trump had a stroke right

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Dave Bulmer @demontomatodave.bsky.social · Sep 10

Never became as popular as "ET Phone Home" did it

A drawing of ET waving at us on the cardboard packaging for a 1980s product called "E.T. Punch Balls"

As this is a repost of a Feb 2023 tweet of mine, found here https://x.com/DemonTomatoDave/status/1623464715077795840?s=19 , I have taken this photo from the No Context E.T. account who posted it there, and who originally I retweeted.

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smbl.bsky.social @smbl.bsky.social · Sep 10

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No DreamCast Classic: You Motherfuckers Had Your Chance to Buy One the First Time

Hiya kids, it’s me, your pal Sonic the Hedgehog! I am saying this one time and one time only, there will NEVER be a chance…

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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · Aug 26

Hayao Miyazaki has discredited the claim that the food from his films must taste great, instead clarifying it’s quite foul.

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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · Sep 3

After successfully romhacking Lucky Charms into a box of Nintendo Cereal System cereal, one retro gamer was found dead Friday morning.

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