As Tall As Her Eyes
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As I get older it's the little achievements that keep me going. Like when a box of cereal states "12 servings" and I smash it in a mere 4! #winning #TigerBlood
Mental to think the Royal Family popped off Diana for cosying up with a Muslim yet Andrew is out there fucking kids and he just has to pretend he's not a Royal anymore.
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Prince Andrew having to give up his titles before City.
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Growing up, Trevor Nelson was one of the coolest people on the planet in my eyes. His radio shows and compilation albums brought so many good tunes in to my life and they still invoke great memories. Now he's on Radio 2 playing fucking Wet Wet Wet... 😭
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Now give Polanski the same media coverage the chancer Farage has had.
🚨 BREAKING | Greens TIED with Labour

➡️ REF – 32% (-)
🔵 CON – 17% (-)
🟢 GRN – 15% (-)
🔴 LAB – 15% (-2)
🟠 LD – 12% (-)

Via @FindoutnowUK, 15 Oct (+/- vs 8 Oct)
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Had the misfortune of hearing Jamie O'Hara this morning. He's so amazingly "fick" isn't he?! "It's swings in roundabouts" 😂
"These days you get arrested and thrown in jail if you say you're North Korean, don't you?"
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*narrows eyes* I’d let her fart in my Saab
There can be no winners when Matterface is on commentary. #LatEng
Apparently so. Due to the flexibility they claim they are suitable for anyone over 140cm tall. 🤷
My boy is after some new pads so I had a Google and FourFourTwo were promoting these as the best shin pad ever. Look too good to be true. He's been using his current shin pads for 4 years so if they last that long again it's not so bad. (Grandparents can get for Christmas 😂).