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asharpie.bsky.social
A. Sharpie
@asharpie.bsky.social
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Gratefully freed from the tiny hands of the worst president in U.S. history.
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · Jul 22
It goes without saying that during the press conference where he announces her pardon and she does a hostage video where she says Trump was "beautiful, handsome, perfect and not at all a pedophile," he's going to introduce her as Jizz Lane, right?
Low IQ man knows the best words.
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 7h
They really are going for it, folks. All of it.
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 7h
Evergreen for these chuds ...
a man in a dark room with the words " the truth is these are not very bright guys "
ALT: a man in a dark room with the words " the truth is these are not very bright guys "
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 8h
He's particularly self-congratulamasturbatory today.
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 8h
ZERO Chance he goes to SCOTUS. NONE
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 8h
The constitution provides for the termination of congressionally funded programs as long as the unelected agent of the executive branch is "a very nice person."

Checkmate, libs. Too bad eggs were the same price they are now back when you voted. Oh, and Russian and Ukraine were at war. Like now.
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 9h
No one loves him some Trump like Trump.
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 9h
Maybe you should give them some of the nuclear?
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 9h
This guy thinks he's God ...
two men are sitting on a couch and one of them is saying " forget it , he 's rolling " .
ALT: two men are sitting on a couch and one of them is saying " forget it , he 's rolling " .
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 9h
This guy is calling people low IQ?
a man in a suit and tie is holding a drawing of a cat with the word kat written on it
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is holding a drawing of a cat with the word kat written on it
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 14h
And Nunes ... oh my god ... Nunes.
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 14h
If you make Kevin McCarthy look better by comparison, in my experience, you've f'd up.
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 1d
"Drink my little wine and have my little cracker."

INDEED.
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 1d
I mean, he admits he's never asked for forgiveness ... so ... www.c-span.org/clip/campaig...
Have You Ever Asked God for Forgiveness?
Have You Ever Asked God for Forgiveness?
www.c-span.org
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 1d
This dipshit certainly has Wessonality.
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 1d
The Nobel Committee should tell him they'd love to give it to him, but sadly, their prizes are under audit and can't be released for like maybe 8-10 years ... "we'll see what happens."
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 1d
People in Argentina: "Who's the fat guy?"
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 2d
Tell me Trump has secretly purchased the south pole of the moon without telling me Trump has secretly purchased the south pole of the moon.
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 2d
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 2d
Netanyahu: "We are giving Trump our Michigan Man of the Year" award.
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 3d
There's another war going on right now, too, Sir. It's called "Release the Epstein files"
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 3d
Ignoble Peace Prize, activated.
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 3d
I saw Grifting Muppets at Red Rocks back in '94.
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 3d
"Hi Donald, yes, it's me again. I found one of the low IQ politicians you're always talking about. Sadly, she's wearing one of your stupid hats."
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 3d
If sane Americans actively protest the kidnapping of our neighbors by Stephen Miller, Kristi Noem, Tom Homan and these other MAGA freaks, it's insurrection.

When they stormed the U.S. Capitol to overturn the 2020 election, it was peaceful protest.

They can fuck right off.
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 3d
More of this, less pandering and treating these GOP clowns with anything but derision. They're playing us, and I had enough.
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