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Bertie the Cyborg Dragon Enby 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @asexualcyborg.bsky.social · Aug 2

I've made a nsfw alt: bsky.app/profile/cybo...

I'd prefer it if only people who are okay with flirting follow it. I'd also like be selective in who can follow it, although by Bluesky's nature the only real tool I have for that is the block button. If you're unsure about something, please ask ❤️

bsky.app

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Claire (derogatory) 🦃 @clarissakickass.bsky.social · 42m

Idea: tramp stamp that’s just the “this is not a place of honor…” warning

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Bertie the Cyborg Dragon Enby 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @asexualcyborg.bsky.social · 53m

You're supposed to be punishing them

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Bertie the Cyborg Dragon Enby 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @asexualcyborg.bsky.social · 1h

We'll see how she feels after play 4 and finish MCC but chances are both of our final ranks are going to be some form of Reach --> CE & 2 --> 4 --> 3 and ODST

4 is not well-regarded, but first of all most of the fan base is just kinda wrong about these games, and second its story actually tries

Bertie the Cyborg Dragon Enby 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @asexualcyborg.bsky.social · 1h

This game is one of the greatest games ever if you're a 16yo white boy in high school with Christofascist leanings (or where that when it came out)

For everyone else, Reach is the best campaign and it's not even close

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Bertie the Cyborg Dragon Enby 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @asexualcyborg.bsky.social · 1h

5. Nathan Filion and the Horsegirl CIA Handler's entire divorced-to-undivorced story is fucking atrocious and insufferable

6. Outside of the above, ODST literally doesn't have a story and is almost a Fake Game like Halo 3

7. Nathan Filion doing oopsie-boopsie Engineer genocide is not funny

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Bertie the Cyborg Dragon Enby 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @asexualcyborg.bsky.social · 1h

Just finished ODST with my bff and we have a few takeaway

1. The fake open world gets old fast

2. The jazz gets old even faster

3. Like three different parts are The Maw, Again

4. The last part on the highway is the worst example of Halo using the same hallway copy+pasted to date

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Bertie the Cyborg Dragon Enby 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @asexualcyborg.bsky.social · 1h

Maul it

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Bertie the Cyborg Dragon Enby 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @asexualcyborg.bsky.social · 1h

Summoning Fernie to bite you

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Bertie the Cyborg Dragon Enby 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @asexualcyborg.bsky.social · 1h

💙💙💙

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selfcaregamer @selfcaregamer.bsky.social · 2d

stop telling your neurodivergent child that in "the real world" people won't accommodate them, so they should suck it up. this is the real world and you shouldn't be your child's first bully

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Bertie the Cyborg Dragon Enby 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @asexualcyborg.bsky.social · 4h

I can't believe I missed this

Bertie the Cyborg Dragon Enby 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @asexualcyborg.bsky.social · 8h

The way this isn’t even parody and is literally just how they talk

Bertie the Cyborg Dragon Enby 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @asexualcyborg.bsky.social · 8h

💙💙💙🫂🫂🫂

Bertie the Cyborg Dragon Enby 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @asexualcyborg.bsky.social · 8h

The fact said cluster is like openly transmed and run by serial harassers is not even the problem anymore, this is literal Animal Farm “some are more equal than others” nonsense

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Bertie the Cyborg Dragon Enby 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @asexualcyborg.bsky.social · 8h

This is literally just a discourse cluster that wants

1. Discourse cluster dynamics to be the law of the land

2. To be the only discourse cluster in said land

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Bertie the Cyborg Dragon Enby 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @asexualcyborg.bsky.social · 8h

Love the way they keep c selling themselves The Cooperative, they are so bad at hiding their intent lmao

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Bertie the Cyborg Dragon Enby 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @asexualcyborg.bsky.social · 8h

Look I’m just saying the Sangheili combat harness is a good design for a mech

Bertie the Cyborg Dragon Enby 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @asexualcyborg.bsky.social · 8h

Rubs your belly

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Bertie the Cyborg Dragon Enby 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @asexualcyborg.bsky.social · 9h

I'M COMING FOR YOOOOUUUUU

Bertie the Cyborg Dragon Enby 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @asexualcyborg.bsky.social · 9h

I AM BREAKING IN THROUGH YOUR WINDOW

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Bertie the Cyborg Dragon Enby 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @asexualcyborg.bsky.social · 9h

W O W

Bertie the Cyborg Dragon Enby 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @asexualcyborg.bsky.social · 10h

I am banging on your door let me in

Bertie the Cyborg Dragon Enby 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @asexualcyborg.bsky.social · 10h

me when the bathroom is full

Bertie the Cyborg Dragon Enby 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @asexualcyborg.bsky.social · 10h

The only fandom I'm in lockstep with is the Muv-Luv fandom because we all feel the same way about our favorite disaster of a 100 hour VN

Muv-Luv loses even when it wins and we can't in good faith recommend it to you lmao

Bertie the Cyborg Dragon Enby 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @asexualcyborg.bsky.social · 10h

Who am I kidding I'm like this with Halo too

I'm like this with everything lmao

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