Chris
@ary.bsky.social
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Occasional writer, sometimes game developer, constant spreadsheet nerd. '90. He/him/any. Mute #uspolitics to avoid my copious posts about the state of the world
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Check out all the art for my upcoming (eventually) game, Dust Bunnies! All collected in one convenient feed for your viewing pleasure. 😌

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My partner made me a earring 🥹
A little bead lizard earring, yellow and orange with black eyes
I am mystified. What.
Every once in a while I take the slide whistle my partner gave me out of my desk and give it a down, up, just to remind her of her mistake from across the house. 😌
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This is the future of Windows. Microsoft wants to rewrite Windows to turn computers into AI PCs that you talk to. It's now bringing AI features to all Windows 11 PCs today, in a bid to convince you to talk to your PC and let AI control it. Full details 👇 www.theverge.com/news/799768/...
Microsoft wants you to talk to your PC and let AI control it
Copilot Voice and Vision are now rolling out.
www.theverge.com
The hit webcomic, now with added tactile sensation???
(not to say you definitely cropped ~something~ out, it just has the same vibe as like, seeing only the performer's face in a still from a porno)
lmao that person is too pure

That picture is *screaming* "was cropped for a reason". There is no ambiguity here 😅
the prophecy :0
dig hole, bury

find again later is optional
He's trying his best to journal but he's just a lil drooly hippo 😭
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A similar thing happened to me about 25 years ago, when I was a preteen. It was a nightmare.

Now, thanks to AI, so many young girls all over the world will have to live that same nightmare.
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In fairness to Columbo, I haven't seen this guy in about a year and the best I could manage til I read your post was "I've seen this guy somewhere before..."
Whoa this rules! And great Toriyama landscaping!
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Throwback almost-thursday to when I was drawing Fake screenshots of a 90s satAM Guardians of the Galaxy show

#art #gotg #yondu #peterquill #kraglin #guardiansofthegalaxy
🍳 Yondu and Kraglin from Guardians of the Galaxy stand on an alien planet. Yondu is looking at Kraglin and pointing at the sky.

Yondu: Kraglin, you gonna tell me why Quill's ridin' off in our ship when he's s'posed to be cuffed in the brig? Kraglin rubs his neck, embarrassed.

Kraglin: Uh, well, cap'n. About that... Yondu gets increasingly angrier as Kraglin speaks, looking ready to explode.

Kraglin: Well..when you was trapped i the cave you wasn't answerin', so we all started thinkin' you was...um...ayways, Quill tol' us the right thing to do woulda been to let him go and save ya...made some sense at the time so we got the key and... Quill looks down from his place, flying above them in a ship's cockpit. Yondu and Kraglin are small, standing on a distant cliff.

Yondu: Quill, you bastard!

Quill: that's for locking me up! Good luck making it back to the Eclector, you dicks!
If you're only following people whose stuff you want to see and still getting overwhelmed with stuff that's bumming you out, my best suggestion is turning off reposts. I only see the bummer stuff if I actively seek it out now
tumblr-style detached hashtags would help with both this and needing to quote (and thus "steal" likes/reposts) just to add context or warnings

would also make posts look nicer
If anyone can do that, it's you 🫡
a hearty chuckle from me to you
That's really great! I know the point of the post is not to be recognized for it, but thank you nonetheless 😊
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For Day 15 of #October I've got something special prepared. I've been keeping this one up my sleeve all month: it's an octopus in a coconut shell! I didn't want to lead with this one, we gotta build up to it. You can expect this theme to come up again before the month is over.
Drawing of an octopus hiding in a coconut shell.
"yiff, yiff"
that's the sound of the furlice
*looking at the button that already says Subscribed*

I'm givin' 'er all she's got, cap'n!