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Arcane Bullshit @arcanebullshit.bsky.social · 3h

skeleton dump.

I had hoped I would never have to do this, but I must inform you that I am having a sale next week. I know it is tasteless and immature to own an online domain (link in bio) and host an incredible sale (next week, Monday to Saturday). I can and will do better.

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Arcane Bullshit @arcanebullshit.bsky.social · 1d

This is dedicated to my beautiful wife who sometimes makes indecipherable sounds out of her mouth while I'm thinking about important things like doric columns and the Swiss guard and dovetail joints (joinery in general,) and Hadrian's wall, and cool guitars, and sporting, and so on.

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Arcane Bullshit @arcanebullshit.bsky.social · 2d

fog

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Arcane Bullshit @arcanebullshit.bsky.social · 5d

do your birds or you are going out into the trainyard without a halberd.

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Arcane Bullshit @arcanebullshit.bsky.social · 6d

old book in horror movie is no longer invited to family gatherings

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Arcane Bullshit @arcanebullshit.bsky.social · 7d

halfway through spooky season and I haven't even posted a ghost or ghoul yet

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Arcane Bullshit @arcanebullshit.bsky.social · 14d

My sweet, beautiful wife and I welcomed a powerful new foe/daughter one week ago today! Here are some more pages from the pamphlet they gave us at the hospital.

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Arcane Bullshit @arcanebullshit.bsky.social · 22d

Hi friends I am welcoming a new baby tomorrow, I think! Here are some select pages from the brochure that mysteriously appears in your mailbox when someone in your household becomes pregnant

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Arcane Bullshit @arcanebullshit.bsky.social · 23d

almost octuber, get ready for 31 absolutely TWISTED drawings of potatoes

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Arcane Bullshit @arcanebullshit.bsky.social · Sep 20

We need a Marvel superhero who probably needs bifocals to look at their phone or read a menu, but they only have regular glasses so they just hold things really close and peer over their regular glasses.

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Arcane Bullshit @arcanebullshit.bsky.social · Sep 18

Oh, the social media algorithm is an ever-tightening reward loop designed to extract every ounce of joy from my spirit and drive me insane? Pretty sure that’s what they said about reading the bible by candlelight.

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Arcane Bullshit @arcanebullshit.bsky.social · Sep 11

Sorry for all the information!

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Arcane Bullshit @arcanebullshit.bsky.social · Sep 10

The animals can sense that your heart is not pure, I'm afraid.

Day 2 of sharing BRAND NEW ITEMS and THERE ARE MORE. Please go and peruse. Also everything is temporarily LESS costly, so let that fuel your appetites.

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Arcane Bullshit @arcanebullshit.bsky.social · Aug 27

Thanks to everybody who came and visited my table at Fan Expo this past weekend. It was the nicest possible way to feel entombed in an endless brick of sweating human bodies! Some of the bodies stopped to talk, and that was lovely.

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Arcane Bullshit @arcanebullshit.bsky.social · Aug 22

Starting next Wednesday, anyone can dress up as my original character “shit in his hair Sam” WITHOUT paying me the usual royalty of 8 million dollars

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Arcane Bullshit @arcanebullshit.bsky.social · Aug 22

Here’s some already posted content for you on this Friday. Also a rare picture of me standing in front of things because I am at @fanexpocanada all weekend long, with my things. Come find me at artist alley booth B02!

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Arcane Bullshit @arcanebullshit.bsky.social · Aug 21

If I were a wrestler, my special move would be to get really sad and then call my dad to come get me

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Arcane Bullshit @arcanebullshit.bsky.social · Aug 15

Also, for example, there could be a blue crystal that gives you ice powers, red for fire, etc.

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Arcane Bullshit @arcanebullshit.bsky.social · Aug 12

Frasier is pronounced like brassiere

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Arcane Bullshit @arcanebullshit.bsky.social · Aug 12

To celebrate the coming of TUESDAY, here are several things.

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Arcane Bullshit @arcanebullshit.bsky.social · Aug 7

They should invent a kind of baseball that has crying

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Arcane Bullshit @arcanebullshit.bsky.social · Aug 5

tshirt sketches. Are these good? Is anything?

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Arcane Bullshit @arcanebullshit.bsky.social · Jul 30

More parenting tips from my upcoming book "You are the Parent of a Child So Perhaps This Book is Relevant to You and You Should Open it and Read its Pages"

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Arcane Bullshit @arcanebullshit.bsky.social · Jul 29

Big Josh news from the world of Josh! Tag a Jonsh (formerly Josh)!

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Arcane Bullshit @arcanebullshit.bsky.social · Jul 28

“I whistled for a Jeff, and when it came near, the license plate said Jeff and there was a Jeff in the mirror”

-Theme from The Jeff Prince of Bel-Air

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