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@aquilanianburr.bsky.social

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I'm Powar Burr, and sometimes Hamster Poly - Gay - BLM - Lover of Allister, Greg, and Kurt - pfp by @adrawingburr banner by @anothermeekone

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Allister's Official Clone @aquilanianburr.bsky.social · 11h

This dialogue is so insanely horny thank u for the food

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AnotherMeekOne @anothermeekone.bsky.social · 17h

Goes under like a chump. No resistance at all

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Allister's Official Clone @aquilanianburr.bsky.social · 12h

Mmmpppphh~

Allister's Official Clone @aquilanianburr.bsky.social · 18h

So, which one is more hypnotic- a lion's tail or a lion's massive asscheeks? Answers on a postcard.

Amazing commission from @adrawingburr.bsky.social i kept forgetting to post, featuring @leonviril.gay

Big ass lion with hypnotic firey tail zonks poor unsuspecting polar bear

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Hedonistic Goo-Dad 🔜 FTR, NFC, CFz @tastefulbamboo.bsky.social · 1d

"What's the matter, James, you look like you've seen a ghost..."

Made a completely normal matching couples icon for me and @leonviril.gay for Halloween 😊

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Dicefunctional | TTRPG Nerds, Actual Plays, and Streamers | 🦀 @dicefunctional.bsky.social · 6d

This is a great time to remind everyone that you should in fact, still be calling MasterCard, Visa, Stripe, and other payment processors to annoy the shit out of them.

Because I'll tell you right now, that shitheel? Not gonna have to worry about them accepting payment.

*Artists will.*

Phone Numbers
• Stripe (California): +1 888 926 2289 (Say you're based in California before continuing.)
• Stripe (Headquarters): +1 (888) 963-8955
• Stripe (US): +1 (877) 887-7815
• Stripe (France): +33 805-11-19-67
Mastercard (Headquarters): +1 914-249-2000 • Mastercard (US): +1 (800)-627-8372
Mastercard (US): +1 (800)-307-7309
• Mastercard (Int.): +1 (636)-722-7111
• Mastercard (AUS): +61 1800 120 113
• Mastercard (UK): 0-800-96-4767
All region numbers for Mastercard Visa (Headquarters): +1 (650)-432-3200
• Visa (US+ Can): +1 (800)-847-2911
• Visa (AUS): +61 1800 125 440 All region numbers for Visa
• PayPal (US): +1 (888)-221-1161
• PayPal (UK): +44 (0203)-901-7000
PayPal Customer Service: +1 (877)-569-1116

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Allister's Official Clone @aquilanianburr.bsky.social · 2d

Possessed by the power of whore

Allister's Official Clone @aquilanianburr.bsky.social · 2d

Saw this cover in my local store and thought it might appeal to some of my followers

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Allister's Official Clone @aquilanianburr.bsky.social · 5d

Covert ops training comes with inflated cheeks

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AnotherMeekOne @anothermeekone.bsky.social · 5d

Comm for @aquilanianburr.bsky.social

Sleeper agent Mr. Universe activated

Greg Universe in a figure hugging hypno catsuit, with his id card. His ass has maybe been inflated, and the goggles are hypno goggles

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Max Sarin @maxsarin.bsky.social · 6d

Here is number 8 (Mukava manaaja/Nice exorcist) for the drawing challenge! #perjantaipaja #perjantaipajavinkkaa #sarjakuu #sarjakuu2025
@sarjakuvaseura.bsky.social

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Allister's Official Clone @aquilanianburr.bsky.social · 6d

Cherry be like

🔞BAND1T_NSFW @band1t.art · 6d

OH BOY THEY SURE ARE :P

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🔞BAND1T_NSFW @band1t.art · 6d

OH BOY THEY SURE ARE :P

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Allister's Official Clone @aquilanianburr.bsky.social · 6d

What if letting down my guard was an elaborate double bluff to lower your pants? Tuh

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Errol 🦇 🏳️‍🌈 @eerieseymour.bsky.social · 6d

The Orphan Crusher is here to stay. If we don’t feed more Orphans to the Crusher the Orphan Crushing industry will die. It’s time to wake up to the reality of the Orphan Crusher. The Orphan Crusher is worth billions. We need to teach people to use the Orphan Crusher. It’s here to stay.

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Skipai Otter @skipai.bsky.social · 9d

Everyone in the UK that has had to use this service should be phoning up their MP office to demand an explanation why a law set out (OSA) did not have adequate protections of said data.

Phone calls
Emails
Actual visits to their office.

John Scott-Railton @jsrailton.bsky.social · 10d

NEW: breach of Discord age verification data.

Including some users passports & DLs

Age verification is a badly implemented data grab wrapped in a moral panic.

Mark my words, as age verification mandates expand, we'll end up more surveilled and less secure. 1/

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Allister's Official Clone @aquilanianburr.bsky.social · 6d

I. Made an extremely sensible Labubu purchase

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Allister's Official Clone @aquilanianburr.bsky.social · 7d

Yeeesss I have him too- twinsies

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AnotherMeekOne @anothermeekone.bsky.social · 7d

Got my first labubu thanks to @aquilanianburr.bsky.social Thank you very much man <3

I have the world's ONLY 24 Karat Coca Cola Labubu

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Allister's Official Clone @aquilanianburr.bsky.social · 7d

Boss gives them to him <3

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Nanozapz @nanozapz.bsky.social · 10d

Your former teammates have been missing for weeks, and suddenly on the way home from practice one night, they grab you and begin to have their way.

Their red swirling eyes are so enchanting, and they feel sooooo good… why not join them and surrender your free will?~ 🌀🌀🌀

Pax and Percy Prescott were your college baseball teams pitcher and catcher. One day after practice, you saw them get in an unmarked van and speed away without a second thought. They’ve been missing for almost a month now.

You’ve also noticed your teammates are acting stranger in practice. A noticeable decline in focus and by the time you’re in the locker room, they’re all on their phones looking at porn like a bunch of degenerates!

After leaving practice you walk home by yourself (everyone else was too busy huffing jocks and pumping their dicks through their pinstripe uniforms). And that’s when you see them! The Prescott brothers exiting out of that same van, you call out to them, and as if you were their prey the pounced on you quickly and eagerly!

Drooling and mindless, they begin to undress you despite your objections. You try and reason with them, but their minds are somewhere else, and those eyes of theirs swirl with a glowing crimson red.

This must be why all the players have been acting so strange! But before you could deduce further the boys have ripped your uniform clean off and are slobbering all over your jockstrap! You protest but damn their warm tongues feel so good. They finally pull your underwear down, and the zebra twins, who constantly mocked anyone for doing anything ‘gay’, had two very attractive girlfriends, and whose father was a proponent of the manosphere, were eagerly trying to suck your cock like a couple of horny girls in a porno!

You couldn’t say you minded, after all, their pecs were as big as some women’s breasts, even larger than most actually! And their warm tits against your needy throbbing cock felt like heaven.

Just let them do their thing, you thought. All fears went away quick, you began to see swirls of red like the ones in their eyes. You want to feel good too don’t you? Be a degenerate and goon after practice? Huff pits and eat ass? Suck big musky zebra cocks? It’s all yours if you just cum for us~

Just cum.

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Allister's Official Clone @aquilanianburr.bsky.social · 8d

Dr Thompson my beloved

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Nanozapz @nanozapz.bsky.social · 8d

Oh hey it's that pec meme... wait... w-what's.. happening...? 🌀🌀🌀

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Chris Miller @iamcurious.bsky.social · 9d

WOW....👀👀👀

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Allister's Official Clone @aquilanianburr.bsky.social · 8d

Those are some juicy pecs~