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APKage @apkage.bsky.social · 2d

If I was Mr. Windsor, I’d be like, fuck it, I’m gonna spill the tea!

APKage @apkage.bsky.social · 2d

I feel sorry for the cat being used as a meme to describe the POS.

APKage @apkage.bsky.social · 4d

That is a lot of people who look like my 92 year old papa!

APKage @apkage.bsky.social · 4d

Too white to be a criminal…

APKage @apkage.bsky.social · 4d

I know where they are.

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APKage @apkage.bsky.social · 4d

How come every photo this guy makes him look like a fool?!?

APKage @apkage.bsky.social · 4d

He was fed a bit too much.

APKage @apkage.bsky.social · 5d

I thought Ms. Lindsey Graham was!

a man in a suit and tie says " i am a man of convictions "

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APKage @apkage.bsky.social · 5d

The one about your mom???

APKage @apkage.bsky.social · 5d

Little Marco seems to be the only one who can.

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APKage @apkage.bsky.social · 5d

Same here… I feel sorry for Little Marco Rubio…

APKage @apkage.bsky.social · 5d

You too!

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APKage @apkage.bsky.social · 5d

I guess if the job is that important to you, you’ll do anything… and I mean anything!!!😉

APKage @apkage.bsky.social · 6d

Facts make MAGA/GOP melt.

May Bee🌻🇺🇸🐝💙🌈 @maysurvivethis.bsky.social · 7d

Fox refused to air this Meidas Touch ad but here it is!

APKage @apkage.bsky.social · 9d

Stop giving him ideas.

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APKage @apkage.bsky.social · 9d

Feels like I’m watching a really bad version of Blazing Saddles…

APKage @apkage.bsky.social · 9d

A Jew channeling his inner failed chicken farmer (Himmler).

a man in a military uniform is sitting at a table with his arms outstretched next to a telephone

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Governor Gavin Newsom @governor.ca.gov · 9d

Trump is sending ARGENTINA $20B and increasing their beef imports while STARVING AMERICAN FAMIILIES.

There's funding available to help keep food benefits, but Trump just doesn’t want to provide it.

What'll it take for him to start leading the country he actually lives in?

CNN: “Trump's Argentina beef deal angers America's struggling farmers: ‘You're selling us out’”

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APKage @apkage.bsky.social · 9d

I’m furloughed here in Italy with the U.S. Navy in Naples. One benefit of not having to go in to work is that my blood pressure has dropped. Gotta find the good in the bad.

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APKage @apkage.bsky.social · 9d

Slow news day…

APKage @apkage.bsky.social · 11d

Don’t know why I am sitting here watch Gutfield on FauxNews. But one of his guests, Joe Machi, looks like a pedophile!

APKage @apkage.bsky.social · 11d

Only a comedian when he’s on meth and biting the pillow.

APKage @apkage.bsky.social · 11d

He’s a tosser…

APKage @apkage.bsky.social · 11d

That’s because he’s a pillow biter!

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APKage @apkage.bsky.social · 11d

What a beautiful sunrise over #Napoli.

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