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austin @aparker.io · Aug 11
this is basically what technical product marketing is like
An illustration from Charlottes Web, of the word ‘terrific’ being spelled out in a spiders web over a smiling pig.
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this is def a beta phone
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I feel like my old pro had fine service in the subway tunnels but the air is dropping between stations
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I think the modem in the iPhone air sucks
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My jokes would be observational. For example: I have analyzed 1.2 million posts about cats. The predominant sentiment is positive. The second most common is a desire for the cat to pay rent. This is an irrational expectation. Felines are not a recognized form of currency.
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chrome dev tools mcp server works well
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they’re fucking playing newsmax clips in the fucking cabs??
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shoutout to amtrak
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people that write novels in their iMessages are weird, to me
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BOFA DEEZ MODELS
fintwitter.bsky.social
BOFA HAS SAVED ABOUT 10% ON CODING WORK USING AI, CEO SAYS
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what a weird choice for them to use serverless to begin with, although i guess i can see the logic
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i mean, you… you can do that? people have done it? the user base chased off people trying to make it easier for people to do it because of AI scaries!
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men would rather invent another tier of blob storage than go to therapy
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on the other hand, non-zero amount of current companies got their start reselling AWS at a discount so who knows
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well, none of the companies downstream of the frontier model providers, I suppose.
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my personal bellwether for notability is when I eclipse the yacht company at the top of the google results for my name. not there yet but I think I'm top 5
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hey could be worse, you could also be a yacht company
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local crank discovers 'SaaS startup pricing model', news at 11
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ymmv, I think the way to treat it would be like the “import your contacts” stuff apps do to be polite.
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this is somewhat trivially demonstrated by OAI having no models on bedrock other than gpt-oss
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also feels like b2b is more Anthropics bread and butter whereas openai has just jumped into b2c full tilt
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the sanity of google software
Google wallet is not Google pay is not Google pay is not Google wallet is not Google check out is not Google wallet is not android pay is not Google pay send is not Google pay
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im self quoting this because its good dammit
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what did the pen tester say to the exterminator

o wasp