Andy Iwancio
@andyiwancio.bsky.social
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Mixing wines together in one glass makes a “port manteau”
Top 5 horror movies that are good to you that are critical failures
My goal is to get funny enough to join SNL or get unfunny enough to host.
High school senior marching bands have majors that are minors getting ready to pick majors and minors.
You can’t reign in bloody good content like this.
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It’s not just that the actor who played the Cigarette Smoking Man is a competitive water skier, but it’s important to realize there’s a three minute video of him water skiing that you can watch.

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William B. Davis Waterskiing - trick ski - June 2000
YouTube video by William B. Davis Official
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Top 3 things I think Josh has yelled:

1. “The price of these macarons is
OUT OF CONTROL!”
2. “Are we all just going to stand here and let this dog go UNPET?”
3. “Arranging books by color is fine for the gram, but the Dewey Decimal System deserves RESPECT”
I swear there will be like five words on the front of an indie EP, I will google it to see what it sounds like, and the band/song will end up just being five other unrelated words.
comedy EP for burn this records comes out 10/31!
me realizing mid-song I don’t know all the words to a beatles song:
Went to a rowdy wine tasting and a flight broke out.
Accidentally wore a Sriacha sauce t-shirt to a Thai restaurant yesterday. You don’t wear the band’s merch to see their show.
An adult bookstore is a library of sexual congress.
PEDIALYTE: a big old bottle
of “I told you so”
HAUNTED HOUSE EMPLOYEE
DRESSED AS ZOMBIE EATING
DISEMBOWELED BODY:
“So…this isn’t doing anything for you?”

ME: “I mean, it’s been a helluva year, the bar is kinda high. Honestly
the guilliotine guy I saw before cheered me up”
I’ll use self-care if the line is too long at care.
I feel like “we have no other details about the shooter at this time” is code for “we’re desperately searching through his search history for some trans porn”.
My partner and I have gotten into very heated discussions over which of my friends’ pets we think is the cutest. It’s not “dogfighting”, but is “dog fighting”.
Finally gotten into Hollow Knight, so I technically succumbed to beetlemania.
Was doodling astro boy and realized he looks like Glenn Danzig
I thought you were unsheathing a katana for a second (other sheath intact obvs)
(This might just be dance music so ignore it as needed) It doesn’t have to have hard rules, but regional club sounds deserve genre (respect?) It’s intially just whatever the crowd dictates (no genre there!). Just helps illustrate appropriation.
pretty sure I am about to have sex with the devil in his unholy honda accord.