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Enough Of That Now @andygilder.bsky.social · 4m

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Enough Of That Now @andygilder.bsky.social · 6m

Jim Ross voice: "OH MY GOD...IT'S KANE!!"

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Enough Of That Now @andygilder.bsky.social · 9m

Sacked by Jim Ratcliffe under cost-cutting measures, Manchester United's Fred The Red mascot looks elsewhere for work

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Enough Of That Now @andygilder.bsky.social · 14h

It'd be Wednesday in your kitchen but Thursday in your living room

You'd lose a day by getting up to put the kettle on

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Enough Of That Now @andygilder.bsky.social · 14h

If you lived on the Greenwich meridian, how would you know what day to put your bins out?

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Enough Of That Now @andygilder.bsky.social · 15h

Cannot wait for the World Cup Final and the opening ceremony of the Olympics to be moved to some high school stadium in Buttfuck, Iowa because someone in California called Trump a cunt

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Enough Of That Now @andygilder.bsky.social · 16h

"Right, the committee has asked me to remind you that we've spent ten grand doing up the toilets and people are still pissing in the car park

There's no need to be pissing in the car park like animals after we've spent all that money. Sort yourselves out

Anyway, here's the stripper..."

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Enough Of That Now @andygilder.bsky.social · 16h

Mmmm...

...croquettes...

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Enough Of That Now @andygilder.bsky.social · 16h

As terrible jokes about hadron colliders go, that one's the genuine particle

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Enough Of That Now @andygilder.bsky.social · 16h

"Gochujang...pasta sauce? Gochujang...pasta...sauce? What's all that about eh?"

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Enough Of That Now @andygilder.bsky.social · 16h

It's...not good

To put it politely

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Enough Of That Now @andygilder.bsky.social · 17h

Charlie Kirk isn't even a modern day George Jefferson

Enough Of That Now @andygilder.bsky.social · 17h

Luckily for JD, the stupid shit he says and does as an adult is being preserved for posterity

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 19h

JD Vance dismisses Young Republicans who in a group chat said "I love Hitler" and joked about slavery and rape as "a bunch of kids" who "told stupid jokes" and adds that "most of the stupid things I did when I was a teenager and young adult, they're not on the internet."

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Nicola @scrapegroat.bsky.social · 18h

I've made a really big device that hurls peppers around, causing them to knock into eachother and change course. I'm calling it the Large Padro.....[shot rings out]

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Enough Of That Now @andygilder.bsky.social · 21h

Sometimes, they've even stood on Capitol police as they trampled them in the rush to lynch the Vice President

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 21h

Mike Johnson: "We've always stood with Capitol police and law enforcement. We've shown that in word and deed."

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Enough Of That Now @andygilder.bsky.social · 1d

So that's how Tiny Tim ended up unable to walk

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Enough Of That Now @andygilder.bsky.social · 1d

Her post Gavin & Stacey career suggests they may have had a point, tbf

The worst murder ever by someone called Shipman

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Enough Of That Now @andygilder.bsky.social · 1d

Rockets to Mars that explode within five minutes of lift off, self driving cars that commit suicide with you locked inside them and ketamine

Lots of ketamine

doctober @docseuss.bsky.social · 2d

lets say a wizard has cursed you with a lot of money. you are going to become permanently brain damaged simply by being in possession of so much money. the only way out of it is to spend a lot of money on something ridiculous and not at all useful

what would you buy to break the curse?

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Enough Of That Now @andygilder.bsky.social · 1d

Good luck trying to dunk in those heels

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Enough Of That Now @andygilder.bsky.social · 1d

"Politically correct sirens", with their pronouns nee/naw

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Trump: "You hear those sirens going off? That's good. A good sound. That means they either got the bad guy or they're gonna stop the bad guy. You didn't hear that sound bc nobody wanted to do anything. Listen to the beauty of that sound. That's the real deal sirens, not politically correct sirens"

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Enough Of That Now @andygilder.bsky.social · 1d

No more than your recommended RDA of desperandum

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Enough Of That Now @andygilder.bsky.social · 1d

There's something to be said for the world having been pretty shitty throughout most of human existence, but up until 80-100 years ago we only knew how shitty our little bit of it was and only in the last 15-20 has that global shittyness been at our fingertips on demand

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Enough Of That Now @andygilder.bsky.social · 1d

"Politically correct sirens", with their pronouns nee/naw

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Trump: "You hear those sirens going off? That's good. A good sound. That means they either got the bad guy or they're gonna stop the bad guy. You didn't hear that sound bc nobody wanted to do anything. Listen to the beauty of that sound. That's the real deal sirens, not politically correct sirens"

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Enough Of That Now @andygilder.bsky.social · 1d

You've got to have a system

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Enough Of That Now @andygilder.bsky.social · 1d

Teenytinytanic

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