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Andrew Farmer
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TV Writer. (Praise Petey, Miracle Workers, Best Foot Forward) JFL New Faces. Disabled, but, get this...he’s gay.
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esti @estibass.com · Jun 25
Zohran at the rally for trans youth on february 8 ❣️ he was polling single digits.
This is pretty much exactly what it’s like to be gay.
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Deleted post-credits scene from “The Shining.”
Oh you think art is BORING, eh? Well allow me to introduce you to “De Dood” by Simon Fokke.
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Trump is asking us to start choosing groups we're willing to abandon, and the only way to make him stop is to be clear we're not fucking abandoning ANYONE.

Call your reps. Call your fucking reps. Especially in red states. Use the @5calls.org app, it's easy and free.
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This week in honor of today’s Autumnal Equinox it’s “Spooky Monday” featuring “Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein” and a recipe for Classic Apple Dumplings!

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Spooky Monday: Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948) & Apple Dumplings
A cozy combo to ring in The Autumnal Equinox
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There’s a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for people to build on the rubble of what’s being destroyed before our eyes. Private corporations bending over to forcefeed everyone government-approved speech is evil and amoral, but more than anything this creates boring, inauthentic, unwatchable shit.
(Lights up on Norah Jones dressed as Jaws)

“I waited for Quint’s anecdote
Then started to destroy his boat
He tried to surface me with barrel floats.
Don’t know why Quint’s in my throat. Don’t know why Quint’s in my throat.”
Good news! Anna Drezen’s cult romp “Praise Petey” is now available to stream on Prime Video! It was such a fun show to work on with so many talented folks, plus Al*x J*nes had a meltdown over it and called us all warlocks or something which was frankly better than an Emmy nomination. Go watch!
Did y’all know that in 1978 there was an ABC tv movie called “The Initiation of Sarah” in which a college sorority pledge discovers she’s a witch thanks to her evil house mother played by Shelley Winters and then this happens to Morgan Fairchild?
It may be 1000 degrees in LA, but this Spooky Sunday, we’re conjuring up an autumn chill with Disney’s most nightmarish foray into horror along with a very back-to-school cookie recipe!

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Spooky Sunday: Something Wicked This Way Comes (1983) & Apple Cookies
The perfect pairing for your late August "Fall wantsies."
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My Brain: Ok, let’s get back to work.
My Laptop Screen:
And what did YOU do today??
If your MRI tech looks at you like this, he is UP TO SOMETHING.