Andrew
@andrewcyberkop.bsky.social
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Butlerian jihadist. Cyber stuff sometimes. Writing stuff always. He/him.
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I fucking hate computers so much.
That's such a good fuckin burn lmao damn
Is anyone else in trouble for eating the trick or treat candy that their wife got or are you guys better at hiding it than me
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Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
NATIONAL TRANSPORTATION SAFETY BOARD
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Investigation of:
LOSS OF THE SUBMARINE TITAN
IN THE NORTH ATLANTIC OCEAN
ON JUNE 18, 2023
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Accident No.:
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Interview of:
Co-designer/Pilot
Deepsea Challenger
DCA23FM036
via Microsoft Teams
Friday,
July 26, 2024 INTERVIEW OF
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BY LCDR
11 Q. So how did you get yourself started into submersible
12 operations?
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A.
Well, I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic.
When I
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set down the path to make that film, the first thing that I did
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was arrange to be introduced to the head of the submersible
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program at the P.P. Shirshov Institute in Moscow, a guy named
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Professor
I. I did that through a mutual friend
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of ours, a guy named
, who is one of the preeminent
underwater cinematographers in the world. And had been on a
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submersible expedition out to Titanic the previous year with the
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Russians. And that was organized by a Canadian company that was
22 doing an IMAX film which was released under the title Titanica.
It is incredible to watch literally anyone else on Earth try to replicate Donald Trump, because they have never once in history been successful.
Andrew Cuomo has the greatest mind in contemporary politics
A post from Andrew cuomos twitter where he says it was great to join Logan Paul for a 90 minute podcast recording. Attached is a photo of Andrew Cuomo shaking hands with Logan's entourage. A fox news NYC mayoral race poll posted by the poll tracker Twitter account. It shows Zohran Mamdani with 52%, Cuomo with 28% and Sliwa with 14%. Poll was taken October 10-14 with an error rate of plus or minus 3.5
I'm really enjoying this @hankgreen.bsky.social arc where 9 days ago he was like "Wait Sora is literally useless why would they make a useless thing" and then today he's like "I have seen the face of the Angel of God and they have told me through the Holy Spirit that there's a bubble"
The Sauce is the mind-killer. The sauce is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will permit The Sauce to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone last I will turn the inner eye to see The Sauce pass. When The Sauce has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
Sailor Mercury smoking a cigarette and drinking an PBR on a fire pit
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“You can get lost in the Sauce, but without the Sauce, you are lost”

Saw this Timothee Chamalet post elsewhere and immediately thought of @gabagool.ing @bigbadw0lf.bsky.social
This is the vibe in the groupchats tn
A beautiful watercolor of Bigfoot ripping a dart in the wilderness
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what are we without the sauce
Sometimes it's better if I have to scroll for like five minutes. Gives me a minute to consider whether or not I wanna really commit to a poast.
"You have a folder on your phone that was uncovered during the investigation called 'Important Images,' is that correct?"

"Uh yes Senator."

"And you're married, with several pets and a large family."

"Yes."

"And in this folder, Important Images, it's hundreds of... memes?"

"Yes."

"Why?"
Hideo Miyazaki saying "To infuriate you."
This is like genuinely the Default Guy in America.
"pissed-off rural left-libertarian man" is one of the types of guy most underrepresented in politics compared to its commonality in the real world
Video games today give me unrealistic expectations about the efficiency and potential wattage of solar panels. I cannot run an electric furnace on a single 400 watt panel, Rust, that's very misleading.
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I could throw a 45lb plate across a football field listening to this audio. Shit make you wanna run through a brick wall to defend Democracy.
She gets all the flowers. I mean ALL of them. If we see her, we immediately have to give her flowers.
I'll see you in the streets.
This is just backstory so that in four years @wylienewmark.bsky.social can quietly open the door to your shop on a hazy afternoon in late August to bring you back in for One Last Job under President AOC's newly commissioned Special Investigative Department.
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I know this stuff isn't surprising anymore but I really can't stress enough how much everybody involved with CISA and cyber tried to keep the field nonpolitical and nonpartisan before this administration.
On CISA media call just now to discuss the F5 hack and source code breach, CISA staffer interrupted the discussion to blame the Democrats for the government shutdown and forcing workers to work without pay
The reason we haven't had a revolution in this country is because instead of Poasting we should all be chilling in French cafes chain smoking cigarettes and drinking the worst alcohol imaginable. We need critical physical mass of chilling with the homies.
The tough thing about this Nazi regime is that it's extremely difficult to get the non-terminally online like my parents to understand why this stuff is so horrifying.
I just checked and this is real. It's on Border Patrol's official Instagram (I don't see it on Facebook) and is being celebrated by Nazis on Twitter, as you can see in the screenshot.

The clip is just 13 seconds long too, so it's a very intentional thing. We've got a Nazi government.
Twitter account: Uncensored @HmanQuotes1945: Official border patrol Facebook page is posting with the banned lyrics of Michael Jackson's song.
"Jew me sue me... Kick me k*ke me."
Epic
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I just checked and this is real. It's on Border Patrol's official Instagram (I don't see it on Facebook) and is being celebrated by Nazis on Twitter, as you can see in the screenshot.

The clip is just 13 seconds long too, so it's a very intentional thing. We've got a Nazi government.
Twitter account: Uncensored @HmanQuotes1945: Official border patrol Facebook page is posting with the banned lyrics of Michael Jackson's song.
"Jew me sue me... Kick me k*ke me."
Epic
I always assumed when we unga we must also bunga. Perhaps I was mistaken.
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