Andrew Bloom
@andrewbloom.bsky.social
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Freelance Culture Writer with bylines at Slashfilm, Consequence, and The Spool. Head full of Simpsons quotes & Mountain Goats lyrics. Email: theandrewblog [at] gmail [dot] com
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andrewbloom.bsky.social
I'm all for leaving room for fans to imagine. But things like Tom's relationship with his dad, Seven's feelings about going back to Earth, how the Maquis would be received were long-running threads. You don't have to tie them all off definitively but we got NOTHING on them! Storytelling malpractice.
andrewbloom.bsky.social
See that was part of my problem with the Voyager ending. They set up so much stuff about what it would mean to return home -- how Starfleet would respond to the Maquis and a Borg in the crew, Tom and B'Elanna's relationship with their families, etc. -- that they never paid off! We needed aftermath!
andrewbloom.bsky.social
My crazy idea was that, while they had everybody on set for Picard S3, they should reshoot some of those future-set scenes from All Good Things and release an alternate version of the episode. It would never happen, but it'd be fun!

Though if we never got to see Voyager make it home I'd be peeved.
andrewbloom.bsky.social
I actually think All Good Things does a really nice job of threading the needle between putting a capstone on the end the show while and nodding toward "the adventure continues." Some of that is the fact that they had a movie in production, but I still like the blend of finality and open endedness.
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kendrawcandraw.bsky.social
You can't logic your way out of being burnt out. Unless you're me. Who should be able to do it and it's a personal failing that I can't
andrewbloom.bsky.social
To be fair, there's a few highlight episodes for Mayweather, and they're pretty rough. So maybe the writers just threw up their hands at some point. But they also seem to give up on Hoshi at some point too, despite the fact that she got a decent amount of focus early on in a way Mayweather didn't.
andrewbloom.bsky.social
I'm so sorry -- wishing solace and peace for you
andrewbloom.bsky.social
Final rankings for Kevin Smith's View Askewniverse:

1. Chasing Amy
2. Dogma
3. Clerks
4. Clerks II
5. Clerks: The Animated Series
6. Jay and Silent Bob Reboot
7. Clerks III
8. Mallrats
9. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
10. Jay and Silent Bob's Super Groovy Cartoon Movie

1-5 = good
6-10 = mixed/bad
Alanis Morissette as God in 'Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back', with long wavy hair, holding up a large book titled "The Askewniverse".
andrewbloom.bsky.social
Controversial #StarTrek opinion:

Worf was a hesitant but ultimately good and accepting father to Alexander in TNG. It's DS9 that turned him into a terrible dad.
applescruff909.bsky.social
Controversial #StarTrek opinion:

Nearly all 2-part or feature-length #Voyager episodes were better than most of the TNG films.
Kurtwood Smith as Annorax in Star Trek: Voyager Season 4, Episodes 8 and 9, "Year of Hell".
andrewbloom.bsky.social
"It's sixteen miles to the promise land,
And I promise you, I'm doing the best I can."
andrewbloom.bsky.social
Forgive my ignorance. Are they not doing dubs because dubs cost more money given the actors who have to be paid for the additional work?
andrewbloom.bsky.social
A cover band but they're all doctors

Med Zeppelin
m1keonl1ne.bsky.social
A cover band but they're all doctors

Flu Fighters
andrewbloom.bsky.social
I think the demon gimmick is spoken for
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minillajovovich.bsky.social
Hey kids

You're gonna feel scared. That's okay. I was scared too.

But you're also gonna feel joy. A joy so big you're gonna wonder if you'd ever really felt joy before.

It'll make you wonder what other beautiful things are hiding in your heart.

And you'll find those too.

#letters4transkids
rileysilverman.bsky.social
Hi trans kids:

You are already more brave and powerful than I was at your age. You've seen who you are and you've declared it for the world. I know things are scary right now but you've jumped such a hurdle, and you should be so proud of how strong and beautiful that makes you.

#Letters4TransKids
tillybridges.bsky.social
hi friends

i told you on sunday i had a low-commitment ask for you in this week's trans tuesday

it's the #Letters4TransKids

so far only 2 folks besides me have done it

it doesn't have to be long! but please take a few minutes to let them know we're out here trying to make things better for them
andrewbloom.bsky.social
Sending good cat vibes!
andrewbloom.bsky.social
I'd love to see Jek-14, the Freemakers, and that corner of the world be more explored/included! Though I'll acknowledge some of the elements of their stories are a bit out there.

There's a character in Jedi Survivor with a force arm, so at least that facet of Jek-14's deal lives on in some way!
andrewbloom.bsky.social
This made my day. Turns out my essay on 'Groundhog Day' for Consequence is cited multiple times on the movie's Wikipedia page, and I'm not sure I've ever felt so honored. Still proud of that one.

Shout out to Matt Melis for greenlighting it and @lizshannonmiller.com for running it again!
shepardcdr.bsky.social
writers, this is your periodic reminder to search your "last name, first name" on wikipedia and see what pages you're cited on. i learned i am cited on the page for "false protagonist" and nearly every episode of hbo's the last of us lmfao
andrewbloom.bsky.social
The funny thing about Paradise Lost is that its version of Satan's fall is essentially just God as the owner of a company who announces that his son is going to be everyone's new supervisor, with Satan as a disgruntled employee who grumbles that "I should be in charge rather than that nepo baby!"
andrewbloom.bsky.social
Gone Girl with the Wind
keyguardactive.bsky.social
Smash 2 movies together to make a new movie

Jason goes to Hell comes to Frogtown
fendersonia.bsky.social
Smash 2 movies together to make a new movie

Brokeback Holy Mountain
andrewbloom.bsky.social
What better way is there to celebrate Latino Heritage Month than with a Jack Skellington mug?
A display in Target with a banner reading "Latino Heritage Month" with a shelf full of Jack Skellington mugs.
andrewbloom.bsky.social
The imagery from that day has been played and replayed and even injected into blockbusters so many times, to the point that it can be desensitizing. But the feeling of that day -- how uncertain everything seemed, how the people we admired and cared about were affected by it -- retains all its power.
andrewbloom.bsky.social
My sharpest memory from that day is seeing my math teacher, as jovial and light-hearted an educator as there ever was, weeping in front of the whole school assembly over how many lives had been lost.
andrewbloom.bsky.social
The Visitor completely wrecked me