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Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 11m

Toyota give me $10,000 and I will unblur the Prius

Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 1h

good leaf, little…yellow….different

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Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 2h

there’s a lot of fucked up shit in there

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Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 3h

very reasonable ghosts in Hanover

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Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 1d

fuck it up Louisville

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 1d

Head to a protest today. I can almost promise you will feel less hopeless. That's exactly what they don't want. There are more of us than there are of them.

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Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 1d

A movie about real men, who can handle a lasagna

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rava @rava.bsky.social · 1d

times like these i look to The Simpsons episode Treehouse of Horror VI "Attack of the 50-Foot Eyesores" when Lisa and Paul Anka sing “Just don't look! Just don't look!" to get people to turn away from the monsters rampaging the town and the lack of attention defeats the monsters and saves the town

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Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 2d

🎶🎶🎶

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Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 2d

I slightly mentioned I was looking at a job in a state 6ish hours away and my dad has sent me 20 local jobs that have nothing to do with my degree since

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Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 2d

I need someone to rob me, but in like a Marie kondo way where I’m like “okay yes take that, no not the camera, the wii….sure” way

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Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 2d

when I was a kid I wrote a book called Ron the Scientist and I left it in the library with the assumption that someone would read it and demand to know who wrote it