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AMBIEN IN ALL CAPS

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StL nap champ 44 años TELE: Ambien FA: mrowl

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AMBIEN IN ALL CAPS @ambienowl.bsky.social · Sep 10

Survival is Mandatory

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AMBIEN IN ALL CAPS @ambienowl.bsky.social · 3m

I don’t want to think about this I just recently got over Pink Flamingoes

AMBIEN IN ALL CAPS @ambienowl.bsky.social · 16m

This email could have been a forehead kiss

AMBIEN IN ALL CAPS @ambienowl.bsky.social · 1h

There isn’t even anything ambiguous about this scene. Bearperson’s buttflap was hanging open. Stanley Kubrick was like “yeah this is real horror”

AMBIEN IN ALL CAPS @ambienowl.bsky.social · 2h

The Shining

and it's supposed to be a jumpscare lol

AMBIEN IN ALL CAPS @ambienowl.bsky.social · 2h

🤨

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AMBIEN IN ALL CAPS @ambienowl.bsky.social · 3h

Yeah I read a bit into it and realized there was some fuckery going on

AMBIEN IN ALL CAPS @ambienowl.bsky.social · 3h

👁👁👁

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AMBIEN IN ALL CAPS @ambienowl.bsky.social · 4h

TWO DUDES

SITTING IN A HOT TUB

TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET THE PLUTONIUM PIT OF AN IMPLOSION TYPE NUCLEAR WEAPON TO FISSION WITHIN A FEW NANOSECONDS BEFORE THE FORCE OF THE INITIATING EXPLOSION BLOWS IT APART

AMBIEN IN ALL CAPS @ambienowl.bsky.social · 4h

I'm granting them permission to eat shit. Any kind of shit. Elephant shit, dog shit, chicken shit, baboon shit...they can huff jenkem even.

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AMBIEN IN ALL CAPS @ambienowl.bsky.social · 5h

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AMBIEN IN ALL CAPS @ambienowl.bsky.social · 5h

And I mean, it's one thing when Joe Whitebread calls me weird. I get why he says that. It's something else when someone imbued in -queer culture- equates me to one of Alex Jones's ilk because I {checks notes} don't play video games.

AMBIEN IN ALL CAPS @ambienowl.bsky.social · 5h

like yo dog I was a massive asshole back in the day when I was -trying- to be normal (and failing miserably at it). This ain't an act, I'm just weird

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AMBIEN IN ALL CAPS @ambienowl.bsky.social · 5h

Crazy how calling someone "contrarian" is the hot new way of cutting someone down for failing to conform to social norms

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AMBIEN IN ALL CAPS @ambienowl.bsky.social · 6h

The uncontrollable urge to shitpost

AMBIEN IN ALL CAPS @ambienowl.bsky.social · 12h

I, for one, say that a computer should avert its gaze as I enter the room, as I am a divine being. It has no business speaking my tongue nor hearing it.

AMBIEN IN ALL CAPS @ambienowl.bsky.social · 1d

ooo floor pie

AMBIEN IN ALL CAPS @ambienowl.bsky.social · 1d

Two bronies standing in the hallway “come play with us Buster”

AMBIEN IN ALL CAPS @ambienowl.bsky.social · 1d

No it’s anime convention that’s the thing that drives you batshit ALL WORK NO PERVERSION MAKE BUSTER something something

and then just the most cringe-ass ghouls haunting you

AMBIEN IN ALL CAPS @ambienowl.bsky.social · 1d

The Overlook Hotel but it’s like a hotel that hosted an anime convention and @busterlark.bsky.social is spending the winter there trying to WRITE A BOOK and oh god the smells the smells

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AMBIEN IN ALL CAPS @ambienowl.bsky.social · 1d

{pellets}

AMBIEN IN ALL CAPS @ambienowl.bsky.social · 1d

Are you a gender neutral bathroom?

AMBIEN IN ALL CAPS @ambienowl.bsky.social · 1d

Brain: "I CRAVE NOVEL INFORMATION ABOUT...{spins wheel}...THAT WEIRD DOOHICKEY YOU SAW A FIREMAN HOLDING IN 1987"

AMBIEN IN ALL CAPS @ambienowl.bsky.social · 1d

oh god I've had the worst acid reflux lol

AMBIEN IN ALL CAPS @ambienowl.bsky.social · 3d

hey
i ate your dog

AMBIEN IN ALL CAPS @ambienowl.bsky.social · 1d

“Asset forfeiture”

AMBIEN IN ALL CAPS @ambienowl.bsky.social · 1d

Time to shake a cop’s hand and thank him for his service