Amber 🔆
@ambernymph.bsky.social
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28 | She/It/We | Poly, plural | Professional nerd | Sort of a writer(?) | The hottest piece of fossilized tree sap you ever did behold and the baddest bitch to ever bitch badly
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Realising that I have limits is something I can plan around, which is good bc basically everyone I know personally who sends me stuff does to digitally due to The Ocean Being Not So Conducive To Passing Around Paper Drafts, And Anyway What Is This, The Forties?, Just Gimme A Link
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The realisation that I became a slower reader in part because reading from a screen is more straining on both my eyes and my focus has had major repercussions on my ability to actually get reading done in both digital and paper forms
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The drama immediately feels so real, so human, fuelled by personal hangups and exacerbated by trauma and I'm living for it
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Ms Amber another shitty mother has hit the Gunmetal Olympus
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I FEEL SO BAD FOR HER I'M GOING TO CRY
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Damn she's atrophied from the estrogen, I know your pain girl 😭
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I've had Mada for 14 pages and if anything happened to her I'd kill everyone in Elysium and then myself
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Ooo I like how "Sister Madalithea" and "Mada" are treated as two different POV characters. And it switches to first person!! I don't want to commit to a read immediately but there's I like that shift
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I'm immediately struck with how sensibly *ordinary* these characters are. I'm so used to the gods and their closest pals that it's easy to forget that yeah just having Hades LOOK at you is a life changing experience for most people

I mean to be fair. Hades would reduce me to tears at a glance too
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Who up starting they reading thread
Flower of the Underworld by Cirice Gray
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Chebureki falls apart very easily when you make it with gluten free flour but I think I managed
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Great movie, great setup and payoff happening constantly, probably becomes a completely different movie on a rewatch.

And I can absolutely see why Men™ walked away from it with Those Reads
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Oh yeah I watched Fight Club for the first time today and it's once again so weird seeing the classics from an era untouched by the MCU
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"okay I like going in release order where possible so which came out first" chat they released three days apart from each other are you JOKING

Anyway hopefully starting on Flower tonight :D
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I know so many drones and dolls who would thrive like this
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There's gotta be someone in Hephaestus' temples so I'd ask there personally
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Like I'm no food science expert but what gets me in the end is that he's a right-by-default kind of guy who thinks it's a personal attack to prove him wrong
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"it cross contaminates the sink" "then what about the chopping board" my guy doesn't realise that the chopping board is a controlled surface that you wash after use and are supposed to have a specific board for just meat
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The cool thing about my father telling me things is that you can easily fact check it and if you tell him he'll insist that everyone else is wrong because he thinks chicken is slimy and you MUST wash it in the sink before cooking it because it's icky and gross
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There's got to be at least a few girls in Elysium who commissioned nymph versions of their idealised bodies to have their minds uploaded into. That doesn't break the rule, right?
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Look, I get that Zeus established laws against creating true AI, thus preventing the creation of android girls. However, nobody said anything about putting a human brain in a nymph chassis to create an authentic Gunmetal Olympus doll girl
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Yeah there's usually an option to reveal them but they aren't there at all
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Every now and then I'll get likes and comments on posts but not be able to see them or who they're from and idk what's going on there
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Animation cancelling out of finishing a joke because I realise it won't be funny