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alygory @alygory.bsky.social · 19m

Condolences, man. That’s rough. I’m sure that dog was loved.

alygory @alygory.bsky.social · 2h

All the shit she’s claiming people never said back then were definitely things I’ve heard republicans saying my whole life. Republicans have always loved gas chamber jokes

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alygory @alygory.bsky.social · 9h

“Now you listen to me, I hate all the same people Nazis hate, and I *will* support policies that ideologically align with Nazism, but I am NOT a Nazi!” -an average Republican

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alygory @alygory.bsky.social · 10h

I bet it’s gonna be the blood. You know, in the hallway

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alygory @alygory.bsky.social · 19h

Yeah that’s worse

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alygory @alygory.bsky.social · 19h

The telltale signs of a bug in the hallway

Three cats at the end of the hallway looking at the floor

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alygory @alygory.bsky.social · 21h

Aw fuck, my EMT’s a dog, I’m about to die

A parked ambulance with a dog in the driver seat

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alygory @alygory.bsky.social · 1d

Licking my lips on my commute to the scum sucking factory

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alygory @alygory.bsky.social · 1d

I’d like to watch that new PTA movie but I’m afraid Leo’s character will die and I just cant bear to witness that on screen for a 50th time 💔

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alygory @alygory.bsky.social · 1d

Same kind of thing Tucker Carlson does and people are somehow shocked when he doesn’t fall in along party lines. They’re just pushing the buttons they know will get them attention.

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alygory @alygory.bsky.social · 1d

Telling my supervisor she’s eliciting my fight or flight response

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alygory @alygory.bsky.social · 2d

It’s fine that David Simon is against AI but you don’t have to hand it to a Zionist

Juno Rylee Schultz @junoryleejournalism.com · 6d

David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)

SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems...
SIMON: What?
SHAPIRO: ...Or saying...
SIMON: You imagine that?
SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over.
SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level.
SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this.
SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.

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alygory @alygory.bsky.social · 2d

He gives off the impression of a guy who believes he had to sell his soul to get power, and now that he’s gotten power he’s like well I guess I made my choice

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alygory @alygory.bsky.social · 2d

I never thought Trump actually believed in heaven, but if he does and he also believes he won’t go there, that’s really funny to me.

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alygory @alygory.bsky.social · 2d

Q: How many cats are in the box?
A: There are two cats in the box.

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alygory @alygory.bsky.social · 3d

Just heard someone on a podcast pronounce HR Giger’s last name as “Guy-ger” instead of “Gee-ger” and the “HR GIGER NAME MISPRONUNCIATION” alarm in my house went off