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french pressed cocaine @altmer.bsky.social · 5d

deep dungeon going a certain way

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french pressed cocaine @altmer.bsky.social · 1m

...........im not even in computer sci and i know what unix time is

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garrotes can be created from shoelaces

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Siggy is sleepy @siggykuu.bsky.social · 3h

kinda tired ngl.

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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 2h

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french pressed cocaine @altmer.bsky.social · 5m

ew ew ew ew ew ew

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Gustavo Rinaldi @gusrinaldi.bsky.social · 27m

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#illustration #BRArt #fantasyart

Drawing of a huge macaw-like feathered dragon preying upon a jaguar.

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french pressed cocaine @altmer.bsky.social · 21m

rich wide brimmed hat, mcmansion, tiktok having rich white women mostly
im in a mood i was talking about socialism earlier

french pressed cocaine @altmer.bsky.social · 22m

breaking bad but the ai is self aware

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french pressed cocaine @altmer.bsky.social · 23m

its for halloween
they're arranging pumpkins i dont even know if some of the examples i saw required a ladder.
i could see this being good for people with disabilities but that's not what this service is advertised for. it's for rich yuppies.

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french pressed cocaine @altmer.bsky.social · 24m

twine, noun as in twine applied to the neck for a simple garrote a form of capital punishment documented since ancient times.

french pressed cocaine @altmer.bsky.social · 31m

i just learned that porch decorating services are a thing
im torn between "damn this is dystopian" and "damn fleecing rich people is fucking easy i should do it".

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french pressed cocaine @altmer.bsky.social · 35m

things i want to do more than use microsoft teams: be dead.

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french pressed cocaine @altmer.bsky.social · 58m

oh hey that makes both of us high five ow

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Pokémon Gems @pokemongems.bsky.social · 1h

baby crocodile

Screenshot of a low res totodile in the Pokémon anime

Screenshot of a low res totodile sitting on a rock in a pond in the Pokémon anime

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Poupon @poupon.bsky.social · 1h

What it feels like to brush out a dog that sheds

digital cartoon rabbit on the on-line @crashlapine.bsky.social · 17h

tearing into the mod files for the mysummerdog addon and finding the funniest UV unwrap ive ever seen in my life

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ハミィ🍥 @pokotaningot.bsky.social · 10h

らくがき

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ripcinema @ripcinema.bsky.social · 1d

nothing chatgpt has done is as impressive as akinator, the mind-reading internet genie from 2007

Akinator, the mind reading genie

Akinator can read your mind and tell you what character you are thinking of, as if by magic. Think of a real or fictional character, answer few questions, and Akinator will try to guess who it is. Wil...

en.akinator.com

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french pressed cocaine @altmer.bsky.social · 1h

my birthday is in 10 days what the fuck

french pressed cocaine @altmer.bsky.social · 2h

i also would have less issues if the weird nazi rape fic turned novel wasnt seen as a romance that had people sobbing
lots of you are very dumb

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John Gholson @gholson.bsky.social · 1d

I’m sorry, sir, but that information is yassified.

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french pressed cocaine @altmer.bsky.social · 2h

same! i cant look at elizabeth swan again

french pressed cocaine @altmer.bsky.social · 2h

”but it’s written by a trans author sweatie” guess what some trans people crank out hot garbage amazing

french pressed cocaine @altmer.bsky.social · 2h

this is also why im so hard on the people who know alchemised is a hp fic reskinned and still gleefully bought it i think they’re trash
stop keeping the property relevant these fucking books are awful and so is your taste

french pressed cocaine @altmer.bsky.social · 2h

unless she lives under a fucking rock i dont believe this cackling bitch. she wanted a paycheck and stands for nothing at all.

Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 14h

Damn that laugh she lets out sucks

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french pressed cocaine @altmer.bsky.social · 2h

shut up foreskin