Alpine Migrant
@alpinemigrant.bsky.social
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Haute-Savoie, ex-Bristol. EU and UK citizen. Crypto-sceptic.
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She got everything she wanted and she can actually see that the results are awful. I think the fracturing of MAGA is less of a surprise than it having stayed largely united until now.
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Gwenn, my excellent border collie cross, just before her haircut.
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Your occasional reminder that 93% of UK parents do not send their children to a private school.
thetimes.com

Private school can feel like the only option when the state system isn’t meeting your child’s needs, but the financial burden goes far beyond school fees ⬇️
School fees were a shock, then came VAT, uniforms, trips …
www.thetimes.com
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I have a theory that places which are touristy are so because they're nice?

Pretty much visited the bridge and gorge and ate amazing food - that was the point!
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Not sure if it counts as off the beaten track but Ronda is gorgeous and the setting is extraordinary.
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"We were anxious because that thing we promised would be great was looking obviously shit and rather than fessing up, we decided in our infinite wisdom to double down.

"Still, experts, eh?"
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Down a research rabbit hole for a few mins and I make the discovery that PFC Drake from Aliens and one of the prime antagonists in Shawshank, Bogs Diamond, are played by the same guy. Mark Rolston.

He looks quite like a younger James Caan.
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Oh I know, and I pointed out that it was an unprecedented effort with modern technology and masses of funding but after a while you see their eyes glaze over and you think "oh, fuck."
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Starter for ten: I wonder if it's the capacity for doubt? I increasingly think I'm wrong about lots of things? Maybe that innoculates you against anti-vax type conspiracist stuff?

Or maybe I'm wrong about that also.
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In our small mountain community I know two committed anti-vax families. And other people who I thought were sound stroking their chins and saying "well the vaccine development was very fast, who knows what's in it?"

Maybe it's worth us all asking ourselves "how have we kept our grip on reality?"
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Dreamed last night I saw Nigel Farage on the street smoking and I told him to smoke much, much more.

He was not amused. And I wish I'd said something more useful, even if it was a dream.
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Yesterday’s hike above Cluses. More than 700m of slippery ascent/descent and yes we got this view looking up the Arve valley looking south but honestly it was only for five mins and otherwise It Wasn’t Worth It.
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I used to cycle past that house on my way to work every day and marvelled every time I saw the blue plaques.
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"I want things to change."
Smashes everything
"No wait, not like that."
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People should not learn to grow potatoes, that's what we invented fucking supermarkets for.
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Autumn colour muted by flat light
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Thanks for your submission.
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38 degrees viral camapign
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In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

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Wall of green, above Cluses.
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Or indeed about NRA militias resisting Federal “tyranny”.
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Sid James as Morpheus would be quite a thing.

“Welcome, nyagaghahahhahah, to the real world, Neo. Neo, that’s yer name? Nayahhahhahahhaaha”
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