Alpha, Teacup Kaiju
@alphamonster.bsky.social
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It/Its || ☉∇- θ∆ || Livestock Guardian Felkin || Median Plural || Not House-Broken || Middle || EmoPunk || 34 || VRC World Maker ||🔞 NSFW kink likes/reposts ahead! ||
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alphamonster.bsky.social
I guess I should make a pinned post for here!

Hello am big Felkin.

My pronouns are It/Its.

I may talk about or retweet:
#fatfur #abdl #diapers #hyper #vore those are my big things but some other things might sneak in! But I felt it nice enough to provide some things for self moderation 💛
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yeen.paw.bs
Currently losing it because I just realized Sodium Citrate's (the emulsifier that makes American cheese melty & smoothe) chemical formula is Na₃C₆H₅O₇

Literally Nacho
alphamonster.bsky.social
you're not wrong? Noodles doodles of me are kinda moomin-esque...
alphamonster.bsky.social
I mean it specifies a flick, which is usually something pets do when they're grumpy.
alphamonster.bsky.social
Dark petplay but its you getting put in terrible Halloween costumes you hate and don't fit so you can be used for cute clicks on social media.

courtesy of
@assdog69.bsky.social
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snazithus.bsky.social
If you've ever played a Yakuza game thought "this Don Quixote place is like a weird loud maze! It surely can't be like this IRL"

I can assure you, it's a sensory hell, impossible to navigate, and packed full of people

It's one of the most hostile shopping experiences I've ever had lmao
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snackoracko.bsky.social
Remember it is important to not only take care of yourself but your plushies too!
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serpentsaurus.bsky.social
Breaking: local gryphoness takes gold in hotdog eating contest. "How the fuck am I supposed to out-eat a 1200 pound animal?" gripes contestant/dessert.
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rakkann.bsky.social
🖤😈NOM-NOM-NOM-NOM😈🖤
#ABDLart #scalieABDL #furryABDL
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pamperedbutt.bsky.social
Diaper Critter strip club? more likely than you think~ now come watch 😘

Made in Blender 4.5 !

Telegram Channel: t.me/SnubbyABDL
E621 Tag: e621.net/posts?tags=snubbyarts

#ABDL #Babyfur #Diaperfur #DiaperKink #DiaperFetish
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junlper.beer
watching the UKs green party elect an actual unafraid leftist into leadership and see party membership double in under a month is once again endless proof that if you stand up for leftist causes and treat the electorate like adults, you’ll win people over easily
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alphamonster.bsky.social
This is also a matter of scale.

People didn't memorize like 50 phone numbers.

Your average everybody memorized maybe 3 phone numbers. Beyond that you'd have them written down.

This isn't a "wow im old" you just had a lot less things to know/remember back then
bleary.off-the-records.com
If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
Did people really memorize phone numbers before cell phones, or is that just a movie thing?
2? Questions
I was watching some old shows from the 90s and noticed people would just dial numbers from memory - like they'd call their friends or family without looking anything up.
Made me wonder if that was actually normal back then? Did people genuinely have all their important numbers memorized, or did most folks keep a little address book or written list nearby?
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goatedout.bsky.social
*bleats at u with puffy pamps*!!!

(late night goat gift 4 @nystre.bsky.social !!! i love thisr goat!)

#diaperfur #abdl
alphamonster.bsky.social
As an avid horror movie un-enjoyer (except for very specific themes/movies), October is genuinely awful for me wanting to hang around groups that like to watch movies and such.
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littlefur.bsky.social
yeah soooo um those new pixel pals diapers. laser targeted for me 😵‍💫

yes i used a product photo for the diaper. im not drawing all of that <3
kay the rattata taur (they/it/xe) in a super pixel pals diaper. it's using a controler
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pahuski.com
Happy Columbo’s Day
Screenshot from Columbo. He his talking to his dog, which is sitting is the drivers seat of a car. “Okay, I’m gonna put you in charge. You take care of the car. You’re a responsible dog. When I get back, if the car’s okay, I’ll give you another cookie.” “If the car’s gone,” “I’ll give you another cookie anyway” “because I love you.”
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malicedafirenze.bsky.social
Good News folks, you CAN now in fact, play this

The free demo for Legend of Khiimori is now available on Steam for everyone. Check it out, give it a try, tell a friend. Show everyone how much you want horse games 💪❤
Screenshot from the game The Legend of Khiimori, showing a horse and rider on a steppe landscape Screenshot of  The Legend of Khiimori in a Steam library. It has a "Demo" tag on the top left
alphamonster.bsky.social
pankallisti.bsky.social
if anything, vore and ABDL would go really well together 😎
#furryart #vorememe #ABDLmeme #abdl
alphamonster.bsky.social
This is still so funny in retrospect cause like

Alpha: trans nonbinary it/its
Antares: nonbinary it/they
Midds: nonbinary it/its

And then there's Trent with the "what's up fuckos trans masc he/him pronouns -only-"

It makes me laugh every time when I try to conceptualize my headspace/plurality
alphamonster.bsky.social
Plurality is fucked up lmao.

Tl;dr I used to really hate my voice, but ever since Alpha its been less of a thing and a lot of people these days tell me my voice is very andro and slightly femme sometimes so I haven't felt as bad about it or felt I wanted to push for voice training or anything
alphamonster.bsky.social
I need to find the "what am I gonna do, piss out your ass?" Endo vore + diapers comic again so I can repost it again. I think about it regularly and laugh
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a-dragon-from.space
Guy joins our VR instance, moments later says he accidentally punched a loaded firearm on his desk, pointed at him. We ask if he's okay; says "Don't fucking disrespect me, I'm a police officer, I'm trained to deal with these situations" and I accidentally discharged a kickban into his chest :(
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tokyozilla.bsky.social
we keep getting jumpscared by skunks on our night walks.
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mightofmerchants.bsky.social
In my spare time, I am working on a mapmaking tool #dnd