Alma Hexblade ☕Coffee Witch VTuber☕
@almahexbla.de
Coffee witch, Variety #VTuber, Techie and Guildmaster to my Brewventurers! | VTuber Parents: @bakedeath.bsky.social, @tredcat.bsky.social , @Rinnytanart.bsky.social | 🔞 | 📺: #HexbladeBrewing 🖼️: #DarkLatteArts
Links: https://almahexbla.de/
Links: https://almahexbla.de/
Pinned
[🗓️Weekly Specials!🗓️]
Is this a good idea or suffering? No idea. I'm gonna do it though.
Wed: Tetrio Practice! 🟦
Fri: Findin' Out Friday! (Also Halloween)
Sat: Pokemon Smash Or Pass! ❤️💔
See you there!
#VtubersUprising #EnVTubers
Is this a good idea or suffering? No idea. I'm gonna do it though.
Wed: Tetrio Practice! 🟦
Fri: Findin' Out Friday! (Also Halloween)
Sat: Pokemon Smash Or Pass! ❤️💔
See you there!
#VtubersUprising #EnVTubers
[🚪We're Closed!🚪]
Well, uh....
Hm.
Feel free to judge me.
We sent everyone over to @hamelahampter.bsky.social ! <3
Love you Hamelaaaaa
Well, uh....
Hm.
Feel free to judge me.
We sent everyone over to @hamelahampter.bsky.social ! <3
Love you Hamelaaaaa
November 9, 2025 at 5:31 AM
[🚪We're Closed!🚪]
Well, uh....
Hm.
Feel free to judge me.
We sent everyone over to @hamelahampter.bsky.social ! <3
Love you Hamelaaaaa
Well, uh....
Hm.
Feel free to judge me.
We sent everyone over to @hamelahampter.bsky.social ! <3
Love you Hamelaaaaa
[⏰️SOON!⏰️]
Uh.
What am I supposed to say to this.
Smash or pass, until it's done.
Both on Purple site and Red site.
#EnVTubers
#HexbladeBrewing
Uh.
What am I supposed to say to this.
Smash or pass, until it's done.
Both on Purple site and Red site.
#EnVTubers
#HexbladeBrewing
November 9, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Reposted by Alma Hexblade ☕Coffee Witch VTuber☕
[⏰️SOON!⏰️]
Uh.
What am I supposed to say to this.
Smash or pass, until it's done.
Both on Purple site and Red site.
#EnVTubers
#HexbladeBrewing
Uh.
What am I supposed to say to this.
Smash or pass, until it's done.
Both on Purple site and Red site.
#EnVTubers
#HexbladeBrewing
November 9, 2025 at 1:14 AM
[⏰️SOON!⏰️]
Uh.
What am I supposed to say to this.
Smash or pass, until it's done.
Both on Purple site and Red site.
#EnVTubers
#HexbladeBrewing
Uh.
What am I supposed to say to this.
Smash or pass, until it's done.
Both on Purple site and Red site.
#EnVTubers
#HexbladeBrewing
[⏰️SOON!⏰️]
Uh.
What am I supposed to say to this.
Smash or pass, until it's done.
Both on Purple site and Red site.
#EnVTubers
#HexbladeBrewing
Uh.
What am I supposed to say to this.
Smash or pass, until it's done.
Both on Purple site and Red site.
#EnVTubers
#HexbladeBrewing
November 9, 2025 at 1:14 AM
[⏰️SOON!⏰️]
Uh.
What am I supposed to say to this.
Smash or pass, until it's done.
Both on Purple site and Red site.
#EnVTubers
#HexbladeBrewing
Uh.
What am I supposed to say to this.
Smash or pass, until it's done.
Both on Purple site and Red site.
#EnVTubers
#HexbladeBrewing
[🔴We're Open!🔴]
It's Friday, so you know what the means! We got some good stuff here for this week's Findin' Out Firday!
Today's Topics:
- Old Computers!
- A Gaming Tablet(?)
- Fried Food!
-And whatever tangents come!
Come join!
twitch.tv/AlmaHexblade
#HexbladeBrewing #EnVtubers
It's Friday, so you know what the means! We got some good stuff here for this week's Findin' Out Firday!
Today's Topics:
- Old Computers!
- A Gaming Tablet(?)
- Fried Food!
-And whatever tangents come!
Come join!
twitch.tv/AlmaHexblade
#HexbladeBrewing #EnVtubers
November 8, 2025 at 2:17 AM
[🔴We're Open!🔴]
It's Friday, so you know what the means! We got some good stuff here for this week's Findin' Out Firday!
Today's Topics:
- Old Computers!
- A Gaming Tablet(?)
- Fried Food!
-And whatever tangents come!
Come join!
twitch.tv/AlmaHexblade
#HexbladeBrewing #EnVtubers
It's Friday, so you know what the means! We got some good stuff here for this week's Findin' Out Firday!
Today's Topics:
- Old Computers!
- A Gaming Tablet(?)
- Fried Food!
-And whatever tangents come!
Come join!
twitch.tv/AlmaHexblade
#HexbladeBrewing #EnVtubers
Brewbrew!
No worries, I'm spinning up stream right now. Well be finding out tonight!
No worries, I'm spinning up stream right now. Well be finding out tonight!
November 8, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Brewbrew!
No worries, I'm spinning up stream right now. Well be finding out tonight!
No worries, I'm spinning up stream right now. Well be finding out tonight!
God, I love women
November 7, 2025 at 7:49 PM
God, I love women
a p p l i c a t i o n s
a r e
o p e n
a r e
o p e n
Want to competitively squash my boobs against someone else as little lightning strikes happen in the background
November 7, 2025 at 7:02 PM
a p p l i c a t i o n s
a r e
o p e n
a r e
o p e n
Want to competitively squash my boobs against someone else as little lightning strikes happen in the background
November 7, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Want to competitively squash my boobs against someone else as little lightning strikes happen in the background
November 7, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Just wanted to make a formal announcement that I love my wife
November 6, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Just wanted to make a formal announcement that I love my wife
[🔴We're Open!🔴]
After some spinning up lag, we're back! With Tetrio!
My favorite inventory-management horror game.
Come join!
twitch.tv/AlmaHexblade
#HexbladeBrewing #EnVTubers
After some spinning up lag, we're back! With Tetrio!
My favorite inventory-management horror game.
Come join!
twitch.tv/AlmaHexblade
#HexbladeBrewing #EnVTubers
November 6, 2025 at 2:05 AM
[🔴We're Open!🔴]
After some spinning up lag, we're back! With Tetrio!
My favorite inventory-management horror game.
Come join!
twitch.tv/AlmaHexblade
#HexbladeBrewing #EnVTubers
After some spinning up lag, we're back! With Tetrio!
My favorite inventory-management horror game.
Come join!
twitch.tv/AlmaHexblade
#HexbladeBrewing #EnVTubers
I READ AVTUBER AS A/VTUBER
WHERE ARE THE A/V VTUBER NERDS
WHERE ARE THE A/V VTUBER NERDS
November 5, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I READ AVTUBER AS A/VTUBER
WHERE ARE THE A/V VTUBER NERDS
WHERE ARE THE A/V VTUBER NERDS
Question for y'all:
I'm tempted to stream Disco Elysium, but I'm not sure if it's good stream game. A lot of it from my hour-play was just walking around and chatting, but... 90% of it was in silence from me.
I'm tempted to stream Disco Elysium, but I'm not sure if it's good stream game. A lot of it from my hour-play was just walking around and chatting, but... 90% of it was in silence from me.
November 5, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Question for y'all:
I'm tempted to stream Disco Elysium, but I'm not sure if it's good stream game. A lot of it from my hour-play was just walking around and chatting, but... 90% of it was in silence from me.
I'm tempted to stream Disco Elysium, but I'm not sure if it's good stream game. A lot of it from my hour-play was just walking around and chatting, but... 90% of it was in silence from me.
I like my outfit as is though ;;
I'm so indecisive sometimes.
I'm so indecisive sometimes.
November 4, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I like my outfit as is though ;;
I'm so indecisive sometimes.
I'm so indecisive sometimes.
My next outfit needs a boob harness.
I love my gay jacket though.
But *boob* harness!
I love my gay jacket though.
But *boob* harness!
November 4, 2025 at 8:33 PM
My next outfit needs a boob harness.
I love my gay jacket though.
But *boob* harness!
I love my gay jacket though.
But *boob* harness!
Reposted by Alma Hexblade ☕Coffee Witch VTuber☕
This goofy font is part of my sale! But hey, if you don't like it there are 39 more:
itch.io/s/158296/40-...
itch.io/s/158296/40-...
November 3, 2025 at 4:17 PM
This goofy font is part of my sale! But hey, if you don't like it there are 39 more:
itch.io/s/158296/40-...
itch.io/s/158296/40-...
Reposted by Alma Hexblade ☕Coffee Witch VTuber☕
The main thing I'm gutted about is that my big thread for the Shitty Small VTuber Awards, which I'm hosting next month... Is just completely gone.
Please share this post around so folks can know my account has been suspended and still vote.
docs.google.com/forms/d/1ra6...
Please share this post around so folks can know my account has been suspended and still vote.
docs.google.com/forms/d/1ra6...
The Shitty Small VTuber Awards - Voting Form
THE NOMINATIONS ARE IN.
Who are you voting for to win each category in the Shitty Small VTuber Awards?
Guidelines for voting:
-You may vote ONCE for each category. If you do not wish to vote for a c...
docs.google.com
November 4, 2025 at 1:26 PM
The main thing I'm gutted about is that my big thread for the Shitty Small VTuber Awards, which I'm hosting next month... Is just completely gone.
Please share this post around so folks can know my account has been suspended and still vote.
docs.google.com/forms/d/1ra6...
Please share this post around so folks can know my account has been suspended and still vote.
docs.google.com/forms/d/1ra6...
Morning repost!
what do you mean there are over 1000 Pokemon now
what do you mean there are over 1000 Pokemon now
[🗓️Weekly Specials!🗓️]
Is this a good idea or suffering? No idea. I'm gonna do it though.
Wed: Tetrio Practice! 🟦
Fri: Findin' Out Friday! (Also Halloween)
Sat: Pokemon Smash Or Pass! ❤️💔
See you there!
#VtubersUprising #EnVTubers
Is this a good idea or suffering? No idea. I'm gonna do it though.
Wed: Tetrio Practice! 🟦
Fri: Findin' Out Friday! (Also Halloween)
Sat: Pokemon Smash Or Pass! ❤️💔
See you there!
#VtubersUprising #EnVTubers
November 4, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Morning repost!
what do you mean there are over 1000 Pokemon now
what do you mean there are over 1000 Pokemon now
[🗓️Weekly Specials!🗓️]
Is this a good idea or suffering? No idea. I'm gonna do it though.
Wed: Tetrio Practice! 🟦
Fri: Findin' Out Friday! (Also Halloween)
Sat: Pokemon Smash Or Pass! ❤️💔
See you there!
#VtubersUprising #EnVTubers
Is this a good idea or suffering? No idea. I'm gonna do it though.
Wed: Tetrio Practice! 🟦
Fri: Findin' Out Friday! (Also Halloween)
Sat: Pokemon Smash Or Pass! ❤️💔
See you there!
#VtubersUprising #EnVTubers
November 4, 2025 at 4:55 AM
[🗓️Weekly Specials!🗓️]
Is this a good idea or suffering? No idea. I'm gonna do it though.
Wed: Tetrio Practice! 🟦
Fri: Findin' Out Friday! (Also Halloween)
Sat: Pokemon Smash Or Pass! ❤️💔
See you there!
#VtubersUprising #EnVTubers
Is this a good idea or suffering? No idea. I'm gonna do it though.
Wed: Tetrio Practice! 🟦
Fri: Findin' Out Friday! (Also Halloween)
Sat: Pokemon Smash Or Pass! ❤️💔
See you there!
#VtubersUprising #EnVTubers
My birthday is in 22 days. Just saying.
There's still time for gifts.
There's still time for gifts.
November 3, 2025 at 5:50 PM
My birthday is in 22 days. Just saying.
There's still time for gifts.
There's still time for gifts.
Reposted by Alma Hexblade ☕Coffee Witch VTuber☕
managed to solve a gf's website tech issues mere seconds before the edible hit tonight, really came in just under the wire
November 2, 2025 at 4:35 AM
managed to solve a gf's website tech issues mere seconds before the edible hit tonight, really came in just under the wire
[🚪 We're Closed!🚪]
Not many inas, but apparently I pulled a chase card? Bonkers...
Gacha luck is a weird one.
Oh also the Dreamcast works. =w=
Not many inas, but apparently I pulled a chase card? Bonkers...
Gacha luck is a weird one.
Oh also the Dreamcast works. =w=
November 2, 2025 at 4:15 AM
[🚪 We're Closed!🚪]
Not many inas, but apparently I pulled a chase card? Bonkers...
Gacha luck is a weird one.
Oh also the Dreamcast works. =w=
Not many inas, but apparently I pulled a chase card? Bonkers...
Gacha luck is a weird one.
Oh also the Dreamcast works. =w=
[🔴We're Open!🔴]
Gambling? Gambling. A little different this time, but it's with Cards! We're gonna open op a Qintet Spectrum box and see what it has for us! Come join!
twitch.tv/AlmaHexblade
#HexbladeBrewing #EnVTubers
Gambling? Gambling. A little different this time, but it's with Cards! We're gonna open op a Qintet Spectrum box and see what it has for us! Come join!
twitch.tv/AlmaHexblade
#HexbladeBrewing #EnVTubers
November 2, 2025 at 12:46 AM
[🔴We're Open!🔴]
Gambling? Gambling. A little different this time, but it's with Cards! We're gonna open op a Qintet Spectrum box and see what it has for us! Come join!
twitch.tv/AlmaHexblade
#HexbladeBrewing #EnVTubers
Gambling? Gambling. A little different this time, but it's with Cards! We're gonna open op a Qintet Spectrum box and see what it has for us! Come join!
twitch.tv/AlmaHexblade
#HexbladeBrewing #EnVTubers
He kept talking so I just wanted to see how deep the rabbithole went.
And also when I could get another chance to try and punch him.
Why was this so indepth.
And also when I could get another chance to try and punch him.
Why was this so indepth.
My fav part of watching @almahexbla.de play Disco Elysium for the first time is watching her practically beeline it to Measurehead as soon as she left the Whirling and before seeing the body.
November 1, 2025 at 6:52 PM
He kept talking so I just wanted to see how deep the rabbithole went.
And also when I could get another chance to try and punch him.
Why was this so indepth.
And also when I could get another chance to try and punch him.
Why was this so indepth.