Alligator Jesie
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The end product. A little different than I imagined, but still magical. My husband helped with the face.
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I feel like drawing porgs and/or pets again.

So for this spooky 👻 month
You can either ask for a porg or supply me with a pet image and your halloween theme and I will do a few

(I do first come first served until I'm tired of drawing)
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Some gorgeous author copies just came in the mail!!! I… don’t know when this TikTok-exclusive hardback of A Monsoon Rising will launch (I’M BUSY REVISING OK I’M JUST A GIRL 😭), but the paperback hits U.K. shelves Nov. 6th, including this stunning teal edge from The Works 💜🩵
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I'm at the book fair.

I'm at the protest.

I'm at the combination book fair protest.

And there are rats here:
I want /more/ 'your mom' jokes & milking weird alien tits

this is star wars
there is a genre of music called 'jizz'
a himbo twink who's dad was the social equivalent of space Hitler is the chosen one saving the universe
bring us more weird fucking shit like that

You're both cowards
No one invited you to this thread to act like an actual demon shit Satan himself just shat out

No one certainly asked for your dogshit comment comparing harmless media to sexual assault because your a thoughtless fucking twat who can't read a fucking room

Do us a favor and delete your account
Thinking an objectively awful person is awful doesn't absolve you from acting like a fucking monster yourself

Comparing media you dislike to sa is objectively more childish & deranged than telling a fully grown adult to not act like a child when he sees content no one asked him to engage with
Did you just compare not enjoying a movie trilogy to sexual assault?

Just FYI you can project all you like but when people not in the star wars fandom talk about toxic fucking star wars fans they're talking about people like you

Jesus can't & shouldn't save you comrade
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Longing for more #reylo art on your TL to brighten your day? Reyloartbot RTs & promotes all art tagged #reyloart! Spread the word!

Thanks to the fantastic @aestivaltide.bsky.social for letting us feature them this October - please check out her work and give them a follow on bsky!
Hey buddy what the actual fuck
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After the Masquerade 🦇

I had an old sketch I've been meaning to finish that worked out perfectly for this week's "mask" prompt for the #hardtober2025 challenge over at @hardcoverart.com

If you want to see these early, follow me on Patreon: patreon.com/abigaillarson
This could have just been a normal photo of young Mark. We have those.
this sums up the reylo fandom as a whole
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Day 3 - Swingin' Fifties. Witch!Rey and Cat Familiar!Ben #Reyloween
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An unusual sight captured at the zoo.

The two red pandas named Ben and Rey, who normally do not share their territory well, were seen bridging the distance on the wildlife camera's in their inside habitat.

#ReyloArt
Seriously. Kelly has been in over 19 productions since ep9 wrapped in 2019

Every single complaint this user has about TLJ are the same ones I heard a bunch of nazi YouTubers make

Pretty wild to crash a post talking positively about something to spew hate about a movie that's nearly 9 years old
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Biblically accurate mushroom wood burning✨🍄🪽🪽

#pyrography #woodburning #mushroom #art #painting
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