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寓エスト @allegoriest.bsky.social · 33m

Apparently, and I mean this mostly for all the coeliacs out there, if you don't consume enough green, YOUR BLOOD ESCAPES
The fiber is also important but I need the greens

寓エスト @allegoriest.bsky.social · 37m

HOWEVER

I want one because I hate green things, and the ones that I'm much closer to getting don't look like they would do a green anything
Also, I feel like this removes fiber

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寓エスト @allegoriest.bsky.social · 38m

So I've been tiptoeing around getting a juicer but never bit, and now I'm getting all these juice videos and my god i want to juice things so bad

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寓エスト @allegoriest.bsky.social · 1h

Came up at Liesl's vet visit that I've had 8 teeth pulled because I had too many and apparently the doctor did too, BUT THEY TOOK HIS CANINES?!

寓エスト @allegoriest.bsky.social · 2h

Doing a quirky Quaker cross stitch for a quick win (and I need this for a gift) and ONCE AGAIN I have nearly matched the floss and the fabric on accident

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寓エスト @allegoriest.bsky.social · 2h

Juri possesses a negative amount of self confidence and probably paid her tuition in diamonds she got from modeling and her fencing scholarship
An icon

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寓エスト @allegoriest.bsky.social · 3h

All Juri episodes are about depression, desire, betrayal, hiding your gay tears in the shower, going feral, and then she'll just randomly pop into other character's episodes to go "oh yeah, I'm a supermodel who gets paid in diamonds" or "I'm actually a professional bowler"

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寓エスト @allegoriest.bsky.social · 3h

Painted a second utena rose earring and to my horror, THEY'RE DIFFERENT PINKS

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寓エスト @allegoriest.bsky.social · 4h

Are you always bleeding while raising a kitty? Yes. Does the kitty mostly take care of itself? Also yes.
The puppy however is an adorable, destructive creature, who does not premeditate pooping and just goes wherever the urge takes it

寓エスト @allegoriest.bsky.social · 4h

Hoomin: so this is where you poop
Kitty: oh my gahd this IS where I poop
Kitty: praise be the sands of destiny

Hoomin: so this is where you poop
Puppy: lol
Hoomin: you need to poop here
Puppy: I don't think i will
Hoomin: please
Puppy: lol check your shoes

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寓エスト @allegoriest.bsky.social · 4h

In adorable but tragic news, I am told I should get a puppy, since my cats are so much
Having a kitten is a magical but painful time
Having a puppy is very not magical

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寓エスト @allegoriest.bsky.social · 4h

I suspected she was older than listed, because i got her at a supposed 1.5 years old, and girl contained ZERO zoomies or play, while Jakob is 3.5 and a very silly boy
Anyway, they think she's NINE

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寓エスト @allegoriest.bsky.social · 4h

So I took princess Liesl to the vet and THEY HAVE EXPOSED HER SCAM
They're pretty sure she's SIX YEARS OLDER than listed and just very very beautiful for being elderly

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寓エスト @allegoriest.bsky.social · 7h

I did finally get gas and the gas pump had the decency to tell me about the weather or lack thereof and thank you, grocery store gas
... it turns out my car only eats about $22 of gas at once, i love you, corolla

寓エスト @allegoriest.bsky.social · 8h

Well huh
That's kinda intense looking
I was kinda looking for more like the one on the right

寓エスト @allegoriest.bsky.social · 9h

The marbling has moved on to being a rorschach text oh no

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寓エスト @allegoriest.bsky.social · 9h

Dyeing a piece of aida
Need to make a quick call
CALL TAKE AN HOUR
FABRIC IS STILL IN THERE OH NO

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寓エスト @allegoriest.bsky.social · 9h

Every second I'm on hold with with South Texas Radiology i grow more feral

寓エスト @allegoriest.bsky.social · 10h

Bro is dumpster diving in a hat that's like a meter wide, it's a really big hat

寓エスト @allegoriest.bsky.social · 10h

The most stereotypical Mexican man I've ever seen is going through my neighbor's garbage in a massive sombrero and wow, I'm not dealing with that, have fun my good sir

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寓エスト @allegoriest.bsky.social · 11h

This feels dated to exactly when i was in school but it is very much not the age of when I was in school

寓エスト @allegoriest.bsky.social · 11h

In a hospital that is the incorrect level of fancy
Like they aimed for TV hospital and missed
The surfaces are hard, the chairs are awful, and i bet i know whoever did these crimes

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寓エスト @allegoriest.bsky.social · 21h

All the comments on this video are positive there are men under these terrifying anime-esque masked girls, while I'm here, absolutely confident that this is the corporeal form of nightmares who have escaped into our world

寓エスト @allegoriest.bsky.social · 21h

Horrified to learn there's a physical manifestation of the caramelldansen and the music video is drawn in a near photo realistic style of this

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寓エスト @allegoriest.bsky.social · 21h

Guess who lost their project floss FOR A SECOND TIME IN A ROW

This is the universe telling me to finish the skunk or start the ancient Egyptian set