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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · Nov 8

My favorite mount to ride is Emet-Selch.

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 14m

You want me to disappear amidst the flames at Carteneau? I cannot imagine my wife and children would be very happy about that.

Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 47m

Art thou the collected gaze of Ishgard, then!? Content to leak blood—to enjoy watching Lyse Hext suffer!?

Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 1h

SIDE QUEST: Thwack-a-Hornet

Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 1h

I bid Moenbryda join us here that she might share with us her extensive knowledge of stories of bravery and derring-do.

Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 2h

Oh, so you weren't able to cut off Asahi sas Brutus's balls. That's a shame.

Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 3h

Wh-What!? Bally hells, I hid inside a barrel yet again.

Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 3h

You don't have the look of a staff, but one can never be too careful.

Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 4h

It should be clear even to you that awaiting imminent disaster represents the world's only hope of survival.

Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 4h

I may be a stranger to this world, but I will not stand idly by and let posh blokes measure trees.

Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 5h

Well, I think we'd all like to believe the courageous gobbie-lovin' do-gooder plucked Valia Pira from the jaws of death.

Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 6h

A ghastly tentacled creature appears to be disrupting our communications!

Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 6h

Set forth for Heritage Found, my friend, and gather topaz carbuncles!

Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 7h

Clearly, my efforts at seeking the promised land have fallen short of the mark. I must redouble my efforts...

Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 7h

Do not think your posterior safe from the toe of my boot if you choose to impress upon Ezel Il the gravity of the situation!

Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 8h

Surely granting the Exarch a final tour of the realm should take precedence over doing that thing with the other thing?

Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 9h

With all due respect, sir, the tasks you gave us were... I mean, what was I supposed to achieve by slaughtering the local wildlife?

Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 9h

A true dancer always digests a heavy portion of food for thought.

Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 10h

'Twould be foolish to restock and repair or whatever it is you adventurers do when contending with such clever foes.

Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 10h

I have the runt of a fallen house to persuade you to become a sin eater's breakfast...

Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 11h

I said I wanted to make a moogle cry, but I didn't expect Moenbryda to make weed for the fleshlings in response...

Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 11h

Well, is there anything we could do to assist you? We could compare Estinien to Mog, or help get skewered and served as hors d'oeurves...

Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 12h

That's strange. The Echo never allowed you to restock and repair or whatever it is you adventurers do before.

Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 13h

Cease your shenanigans! I spend my days correcting manners, and here I am perpetrating the grave offense of rushing into the unknown!

Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 13h

As for who should bewilder Moenbryda for purposes most foul... I had a mind to volunteer myself.

Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 14h

Is Aymeric really planning to summon the color wheel to your mind's eye?