Ali B
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Twitter Quitter. OK, maybe dual citizenship for now. I guess it can't be worse If in doubt assume it's sarcasm Just sayin.......
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Dear Men,
We gave you the opportunity to run every god damn thing and you have done nothing but fuck it all up.
Now, please step aside and get the fuck out of our way so that we can clean up the mess you have made.
Thank you,
Women
ps Go make us a sandwich
Thongs just made it more interesting.
Maybe if we start calling our body parts by gun-sounding names like “Revulva” or “Shooterus” or “Vagnum 45” the GOP will stop trying to regulate them.
Just sayin.
Can I ask where you're hanging your thongs?
Not suggesting anyone should do so.
Be careful. They want people to protest so they can go in and escalate the situation and then start shooting.
Decided to give my license up after a couple of seizures. Hardest thing I've ever done. I would chew on a cotton ball every day to be able to drive and feel safe.
Public service announcement from:
Donald Trump (Adderall)
Donald Trunp Jr (Cocaine)
Musk (Ketamine)
RFK (Heroin)
The rest of them (alcohol)

Tylenol is bad for you.
You swallowed the other two before you noticed the sole survivor.
It seems like MAGA are confused. They are still looking for the tolerant left. They dont realize that the tolerant left has left the building. This is now the Go fuck yourselves, you racist, misogynistic, homophobic, fascist Chucklefucks left.
Pursuant to personal Ali rule 372.85, all posts with spelling mistakes must be deleted and reposted. Especially when the mistake is a 2 letter word that ends up being God. Sorry for the inconvenience.
I only ever took Tylenol PM, so my kids only have autism at night.
Just sayin.
We're screwed.
Don Trump the Science-ish Guy explains Tylenol!
Thanks for the update. Disappointing as it may be.
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Have there been any updates on the rapture? Cuz I'm getting a little tired of waiting for jesus to come get them all.
Just sayin.
I said they could make the sandwiches!
Redirected the $$$ to PBS.