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Alex (Spooky)
@alexsorrels.com
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Alex (Spooky) @alexsorrels.com · 3h
Did not get selected for World Cup tickets which means I can now safely say that FIFA sucks and we shouldn't be hosting anything.
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Alex (Spooky) @alexsorrels.com · 7h
We're good on opsec
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Alex (Spooky) @alexsorrels.com · 7h
They're both here. Gonna have to get from porch while she's in garage. We're still in the clear so far.
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Alex (Spooky) @alexsorrels.com · 7h
My wife is running late to work which means my secret door dashed cini minis might get here before she leaves
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Alex (Spooky) @alexsorrels.com · 7h
They're both here. Gonna have to get from porch while she's in garage. We're still in the clear so far.
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Alex (Spooky) @alexsorrels.com · 7h
My wife is running late to work which means my secret door dashed cini minis might get here before she leaves
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Alex (Spooky) @alexsorrels.com · 7h
My wife is running late to work which means my secret door dashed cini minis might get here before she leaves
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Mike Standish @mikestandish.bsky.social · 1d
Miles Mastrobuoni
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Katelyn Boo-urns @katelynburns.com · 2d
name an italian more worthy of an american holiday than columbus
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Alex (Spooky) @alexsorrels.com · 1d
Gidp
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Alex (Spooky) @alexsorrels.com · 1d
That's just a GIDP imo
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Seattle Bike Blog @seattlebikeblog.com · 1d
Dear Toronto: We will stop scoring runs this game if Doug Ford agrees to stop tearing out bike lanes. Until then, the runs will continue.
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Alex (Spooky) @alexsorrels.com · 1d
Damn, we're kicking their ass
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Alex (Spooky) @alexsorrels.com · 2d
Go Mariners from a meeting on "AI" at work
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Alex (Spooky) @alexsorrels.com · 2d
Get dumped on!
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Alex (Spooky) @alexsorrels.com · 2d
Uh oh
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Alex (Spooky) @alexsorrels.com · 4d
Humpy forever.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 4d
Thinking about him today
Humpy
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Alex (Spooky) @alexsorrels.com · 4d
Oh thank god
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Alexis 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @asticky.libcraft.com · 4d
Tonight, we find out the terrible price of the witch’s spell. The Mariners can’t be eliminated… if the game never ends.
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Alex (Spooky) @alexsorrels.com · 4d
We can't do this forever
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Alex (Spooky) @alexsorrels.com · 4d
Please score a run
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Alex (Spooky) @alexsorrels.com · 4d
That's fundamentals baybee
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Alex (Spooky) @alexsorrels.com · 4d
If you want a cantina named after you, now is the time.
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Alex (Spooky) @alexsorrels.com · 4d
Please score a run. Please
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Alex (Spooky) @alexsorrels.com · 4d
Ok, who wants to become immortal?
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Alex (Spooky) @alexsorrels.com · 4d
Mariners fans are criers lol
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Alex (Spooky) @alexsorrels.com · 4d
The real Pope Leo imo
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Sheryl Gay Stolberg @sherylnyt.bsky.social · 4d
BREAKING: Friday night massacre underway at CDC. Doznes of "disease detectives," high-level scientists, entire Washington staff and editors of the MMWR (Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report) have all been RIFed and received the following notice:
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Alex (Spooky) @alexsorrels.com · 4d
Just kidding
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Alex (Spooky) @alexsorrels.com · 4d
a baseball player wearing a green shirt that says manners
Alt: Dominic Canzone doing the chefs kiss motion.
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