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"The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." — George Orwell
Multiple “sources” are telling Fox News the swastika in a GOP staffer’s office was just an optical illusion. That’s how fucking stupid they think we are.
i have no issues laughing at this piece of shit falling

dude has done so much damage to other humans and to our country

fuck him
83 year old Senator Mitch McConnell just tripped and fell while being asked about ICE
lol at Wolf thinking he's a serious journalist
Trump needs to bring Biden back in to show him how deals are done

American Rescue Plan (2021)
Bipartisan Infrastructure Law (2021)
Inflation Reduction Act (2022)
CHIPS and Science Act (2022)
Brooke Rollins on farmers needing a bailout in October 2025 because of Trump's trade war: "This is a result of no new trade deals under President Biden."
He signed another paper that said it *wasn't* impeachable

Totalitarianism baby!
LEGEND
ICE Snipers trying to take me down in Portland Oregon
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I’m gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Saturday… to protest the regime. #NoKings

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Gary Cole as Mr. Lumbergh in Office Space.

An overbearing, monotone-speaking white man wearing glasses, a dress shirt and tie, and suspenders is standing ominously against an office cubicle while holding a mug and saying, “That’s great but still gonna need those Epstein Files.”
thank you for cropping his neck vagina
I'm gonna go do a bunch of drugs and see if what Trump said makes more sense
Will anyone ask him about the Qatar base in Idaho?
On January 6, Trump got his armed MAGA cult to assault and kill cops with flag poles and fire extinguishers
Trump to Milei: "Do you need any Tomahawks in Argentina? You need them for your opposition, I guess, because in this country they use Tomahawks on the opposition. I don't do that. I'm much nicer. The Democrats would use them if they had the chance. They're sick people."
I haven't forgotten that trump got his MAGA cult to assault and kill cops with flag poles and fire extinguishers
the last fleet of caravans from Mexico just passed through northern Canada into the Arctic
dude's got butterscotch pudding dripping out of his ears and his sycophants yuk it up
except, you know, farmers going broke and that kind of thing. who cares right?
I'm sorry, I don't
Remember that time Trump admitted he was wrong about something and apologized …
60 Minutes hooking up friends of Trump
Proud to say Travis Tritt blocked me on twitter. Not as proud as when Adam Carolla and "dr" Drew both blocked me on the same day.
If it were real it would still be a joke
Oh he has a clue - he's LYING because he knows reporters won't question him on it
"there are fires all over the place"
~the president of the united states with absolutely zero clue what is going on
Trump: "Portland, I mean -- every time I look at that place it's burning down. There are fires all over the place. When a store -- there are very few of them left -- but when a store owner rebuilds a store they build it out of plywood. They don't put up storefronts anymore. They just put wood up."