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Alexandra Jordan MD
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Midwestern nocturnist. 🦇🦇🦇 Aspiring snake-priestess! 🐍🐍🐍
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Watches Captain America. Wants to be Red Skull.
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However bad you think the police surveillance state has become, it’s worse. Here a tiny police force has blanketed a tiny town in a network of cameras to track every person and vehicle that goes through. Which leads a cop to this woman’s house to lie to her to coax a false confession.
I think this is universal. I grew up in the Midwest, and I had “aunts” and “uncles” who were just my parents’ really good friends from college.
So my kid actually has an “aunt” who’s Asian-American, bc she’s my best friend from residency. Are we actually related? No. Have I been referring to her as his aunt since he was an infant? YES.
Honestly, it strikes me as kind of weird NOT to call your close friends “aunt” or “uncle” around your kids. If you have friends that are like family… they’re aunts!
When I was growing up I discovered that “Uncle Tom & Uncle Jerry” weren’t actually related to me, but were my mom’s gay best friends from college. (Very confusing situation bc I actually thought I was related to a cartoon mouse & cat for a while).
Just to rewind… I still want to know more about the dudes in the asylum w the cages around their heads.. . is this bc Renfield ONLY goes for the jugular vein? Bc there are other perfectly accessible blood vessels that he could go for.
THERE IS MUCH TO BE LEARNED FROM BEASTS!!!!!
This really works bc Gary Oldman is hamming it up and Keanu Reeves is playing it so naïve.
Why is there a dude in the asylum wearing a cage on his head?
Hahaha GARY OLDMAN AS AN OLD MAN!!!!!!!!
Lotsa snarling in the woods in Carpathia. I would not like it there bc it’s too loud.
Jonathan Harker’s way less concerned about a dude w 9 in nails ensnaring him into his carriage than I’d think a person would be. Although maybe he’s just like “You know what? Can I escape? No. So let’s just go w the flow.”
The makers of Tylenol probably realized that in any legal situation they would not be judged by people with any understanding of science…
Ok so I was like 15 when this movie came out, and obviously at that time was not aware of camp, and that is obs why I did not appreciate this movie at the time. This is just a Camp Masterpiece.
Wait the peacock eye / peacock scream - to the train screeching through the tunnel? WHAT???
Oh wow, Mina Harker’s just a horndog!!!! Haha.
Aiaiaoagh!!!!! Tom Waits, hell yeah!!!
I’m just saying that if you threw yourself from that height into a river, you’d have some non-photogenic facial trauma. Esp if the river was narrow & had rocky rapids.

I woulda done different stuff w that scene. Body horror, etc.

I AM a fan of the uni-boobie situation, though. 👍
The giant stone crucifix is squirting blood out of its uni-boob and Gary Oldman is drinking it. 👍
Oh wow. So it’s on Netflix, so I’m giving it another try. Winona Ryder just threw herself out of a castle from extremely high height, & she somehow does not have a f***ed up face. & Gary Oldman just stabbed a crucifix statue and now there’s blood exploding in a torrent from a uni-boobie. Okay…