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Frank Chow @frankchow.bsky.social · 4h

Watches Captain America. Wants to be Red Skull.

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Tyler King @tyleraking.com · 5h

However bad you think the police surveillance state has become, it’s worse. Here a tiny police force has blanketed a tiny town in a network of cameras to track every person and vehicle that goes through. Which leads a cop to this woman’s house to lie to her to coax a false confession.

The sergeant later revealed that Bow Mar's cameras showed she was in town from "11:52
until 12:09 exactly," which is apparently when the package - total value $25 - was stolen.
Bow Mar has positioned cameras at the town's entrances for more than five years, and also has provided discounted Ring cameras for homes, CBS Colorado reported earlier.
"Like I said, nothing gets in or out of the town without us knowing," the sergeant told Elser.
Besides the data from the surveillance cameras, the sergeant also said he had footage from the theft victim's own security camera, which he claimed showed Elser in the act. She staunchly denied it.

But Milliman refused to show the evidence to Elser as they stood on her doorstep — since, according to him, she wouldn't admit her own guilt.
"If you're going to deny it, I'm not going to give you any courtesy. If you're going to lie to me, I'm not going to give you any courtesy," he said in the video.
The sergeant left her with a summons for petty theft, a December court date and a gnawing feeling in her gut.

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Alexandra Jordan MD @alexandrajordanmd.bsky.social · 3h

I think this is universal. I grew up in the Midwest, and I had “aunts” and “uncles” who were just my parents’ really good friends from college.

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Alexandra Jordan MD @alexandrajordanmd.bsky.social · 3h

So my kid actually has an “aunt” who’s Asian-American, bc she’s my best friend from residency. Are we actually related? No. Have I been referring to her as his aunt since he was an infant? YES.

Alexandra Jordan MD @alexandrajordanmd.bsky.social · 3h

Honestly, it strikes me as kind of weird NOT to call your close friends “aunt” or “uncle” around your kids. If you have friends that are like family… they’re aunts!

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Alexandra Jordan MD @alexandrajordanmd.bsky.social · 3h

When I was growing up I discovered that “Uncle Tom & Uncle Jerry” weren’t actually related to me, but were my mom’s gay best friends from college. (Very confusing situation bc I actually thought I was related to a cartoon mouse & cat for a while).

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Alexandra Jordan MD @alexandrajordanmd.bsky.social · 4h

This is the way.

Alexandra Jordan MD @alexandrajordanmd.bsky.social · 5h

Just to rewind… I still want to know more about the dudes in the asylum w the cages around their heads.. . is this bc Renfield ONLY goes for the jugular vein? Bc there are other perfectly accessible blood vessels that he could go for.

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Alexandra Jordan MD @alexandrajordanmd.bsky.social · 5h

What a great line.

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Alexandra Jordan MD @alexandrajordanmd.bsky.social · 5h

THERE IS MUCH TO BE LEARNED FROM BEASTS!!!!!

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Alexandra Jordan MD @alexandrajordanmd.bsky.social · 5h

Is that Monica Bellucci?

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Alexandra Jordan MD @alexandrajordanmd.bsky.social · 5h

This really works bc Gary Oldman is hamming it up and Keanu Reeves is playing it so naïve.

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Alexandra Jordan MD @alexandrajordanmd.bsky.social · 6h

Why is there a dude in the asylum wearing a cage on his head?

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Alexandra Jordan MD @alexandrajordanmd.bsky.social · 6h

Hahaha GARY OLDMAN AS AN OLD MAN!!!!!!!!

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Alexandra Jordan MD @alexandrajordanmd.bsky.social · 6h

Lotsa snarling in the woods in Carpathia. I would not like it there bc it’s too loud.

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Alexandra Jordan MD @alexandrajordanmd.bsky.social · 6h

Jonathan Harker’s way less concerned about a dude w 9 in nails ensnaring him into his carriage than I’d think a person would be. Although maybe he’s just like “You know what? Can I escape? No. So let’s just go w the flow.”

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Alexandra Jordan MD @alexandrajordanmd.bsky.social · 6h

The makers of Tylenol probably realized that in any legal situation they would not be judged by people with any understanding of science…

Alexandra Jordan MD @alexandrajordanmd.bsky.social · 6h

Ok so I was like 15 when this movie came out, and obviously at that time was not aware of camp, and that is obs why I did not appreciate this movie at the time. This is just a Camp Masterpiece.

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Alexandra Jordan MD @alexandrajordanmd.bsky.social · 6h

Wait the peacock eye / peacock scream - to the train screeching through the tunnel? WHAT???

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Alexandra Jordan MD @alexandrajordanmd.bsky.social · 6h

Good for her.

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Alexandra Jordan MD @alexandrajordanmd.bsky.social · 6h

Oh wow, Mina Harker’s just a horndog!!!! Haha.

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Alexandra Jordan MD @alexandrajordanmd.bsky.social · 6h

Aiaiaoagh!!!!! Tom Waits, hell yeah!!!

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Alexandra Jordan MD @alexandrajordanmd.bsky.social · 6h

I’m just saying that if you threw yourself from that height into a river, you’d have some non-photogenic facial trauma. Esp if the river was narrow & had rocky rapids.

I woulda done different stuff w that scene. Body horror, etc.

I AM a fan of the uni-boobie situation, though. 👍

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Alexandra Jordan MD @alexandrajordanmd.bsky.social · 7h

The giant stone crucifix is squirting blood out of its uni-boob and Gary Oldman is drinking it. 👍

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Alexandra Jordan MD @alexandrajordanmd.bsky.social · 7h

Oh wow. So it’s on Netflix, so I’m giving it another try. Winona Ryder just threw herself out of a castle from extremely high height, & she somehow does not have a f***ed up face. & Gary Oldman just stabbed a crucifix statue and now there’s blood exploding in a torrent from a uni-boobie. Okay…

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