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alex4nd3r.bsky.social
Alex
@alex4nd3r.bsky.social
2K followers 1.1K following 2.3K posts
Here for the dry humour, the cynicism, and the occasional bit of smut. Nerd. Scientist/Engineer. Dog Dad. 🏳️‍🌈 📍Chorley UK
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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 9h
Gunt
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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 9h
Happy hump day bitches ✌️
a woman says what a long tedious day
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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 9h
Guy is so far in the closet he's having tea with Mr Tumnus and Lindsey Graham.
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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 9h
We could bring in a 'tie your own shoelaces' policy and 90% of the thick cunts would struggle. Thick there in two senses 😏
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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 9h
Ron Howard:

It wasn't.
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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 9h
10/10 would watch
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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 10h
👏👏 Who did you side with 😬
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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 10h
Because MarALardass wants the Nobel Peace Prize to one-up Obama. Same reason they intensified and prolonged it.
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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 10h
Damn right 🔥
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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 19h
a rooster with a red crest is being touched by a person 's hand
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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 19h
'boutique'
elmo from sesame street is sitting on a potty chair .
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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 19h
a fat man with a beard is drinking water from a plastic bottle
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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 19h
a man with a beard is wearing a pirate hat and saying it 's a war zone
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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 19h
2 eps to go. Unbelievably good 🙌
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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 19h
a little girl in a striped shirt is holding a yellow flower in her hand
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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 19h
a man says yes a thousand times yes in a bar
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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 22h
Interesting angle to capture the vast flapping canyon that is Donald's neck vagina.
a rooster with a red crest is being touched by a person 's hand
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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 22h
You'd pull this sketchy cunt over any day of the week.
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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 22h
Outstanding. I must visit 👏
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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 22h
Tres beau!
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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 1d
Happy Tuesday 💃
a woman wearing sunglasses is standing in a plane
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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 1d
Morning!
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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 1d
Xfiles ❤️
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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 1d
I treated myself a day early 🙈. Not enough though. We need something extravagant!!!
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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 1d
a man in a white shirt is screaming in the woods .
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