alder
alderfae.bsky.social
alder
@alderfae.bsky.social
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I like big books and I cannot lie, and also women. If you enjoy my nonsense, check me out on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/alderfae
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I am dead fucking serious lol. Patron needed help printing pics from his phone, he plugged it into the PC and he's like, "how do I know which folder it's in?"

So I sorted them by date, and he opened the folder and just... yeah the pics he needed were there but so was his 🍆🍆🍆
I feel like I shouldn't have to say this, but:

If you need a librarian to help you print photos from your phone and you are technologically challenged - at least delete your nudes off the device before you come to the library and ask for help 🙏
Was listening to music while shelving, so I only caught the latter of the altercation but it was "something something, you busted ass can of biscuits."
After spending the last decade working in libraries, there are just some noises I tune out - like the sounds of people cussing out the security guard until they say something really creative.
🦇✨Your favorite cursed possum witch is live! ✨🦇
Grab your broomstick, light the candles, and join me in the trash bin for some mischievous magic!🐾🖤

Join me as I play Hades, a game I've never played and somehow managed to never learn anything about.

I'll be fiiiine :3
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Living in a polycule means getting an impromptu 🔫 safety lesson from your leather jacket wearing gf while her gamer gf is downstairs on Discord waiting for her to get back on the game 😂
I definitely laughed about that. But not about the other shit yesterday. I'll DM you 😆
There's something weirdly hilarious about being called a "cantankerous old cow" by a random strange man bc I kicked him out of the library for creeping on the kids.

Adding that description to all my bios.

Moo, bitches.
She's my little basement creature 💕
Truuue lol. It just cracks me up bc I'll be in the kitchen, grabbing a coffee and then hear unhinged screaming from the basement 😂
Living with gf expectations: snuggles, cute dates, lots of kisses.

Reality: Constantly giggling upstairs bc she's in the basement on her PC making the most unhinged commentary on YouTube videos 😂
First attempt at #digitalart

Had fun!
As a librarian, I share this sentiment. I do not have or want children of my own, and I am perfectly happy to be a part of the 'village' that helps shape children into intelligent, kind, and empathetic humans.
“We live in a world in which we need to share responsibility. It’s easy to say, ‘It’s not my child, not my community, not my world, not my problem.’ Then there are those who see the need and respond. I consider those people my heroes.”
- Mister Rogers 💛

The human world, it’s a mess ❤️‍🩹💚🌎
Maybe I'm weird, but I think the best thing about having a day off from work is not having to put on a bra or pants for a full 24 hours.
I've seen them being moved where I'm located, but we have to bc ALL of our YA books have to be re-evaluated and relabeled. I don't think the titles are anything on the ALA banned books list - we just have to reassess everything due to a change in state law.
It's all ridiculous to say that it's "porn" though. None of the books being targeted are porn...