Spooky Alberto
@albertobalsalm.bsky.social
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Aphex Twin Predator Cartoon Cryptid He/Him PFP by @effses.bsky.social See more of my art at: https://t.me/TheTooniverse
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*slaps side of udder*
"This baby will provide so many parts of a balanced breakfast"
albertobalsalm.bsky.social
All three of our current cars are based off a newer version of that same platform: the HHR is just a Cobalt with Eggsthetics
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His winter coat came in so fluffy!
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If you meet Duster, ruffle his chest fur and smooch his cheek for me
albertobalsalm.bsky.social
I wager they didn't prep the wall behind your bed before it was painted then. Given a bed was likely there before it, someone probably leaned against the wall often causing skin oil to transfer. That oil made the paint not stick completely causing what you see here
albertobalsalm.bsky.social
But then how would he tickle you so very effectively?
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Give him the 3 toe toon special and make his hands match
albertobalsalm.bsky.social
Yeah, what's on the other side could be an issue, or what's on the roof. Even in dry times, it's still warm out, there could be an AC unit leaking condensate.
albertobalsalm.bsky.social
I'm gonna go into that sweet looking waterslide instead
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martyrockanthem.bsky.social
got asked for a lot of “smug” expressions this time around and I’m wondering how influenced this was by my chuck art lol
albertobalsalm.bsky.social
At this point, wolves fighting over you seems inevitable
albertobalsalm.bsky.social
Is that an outside wall? Sometimes moisture can cause it, sometimes poor surface prep can cause it. if the layer under it isn't also peeling I'd imagine it'd be the latter. It'd have to be sanded before repainting to remove surface contamination or oils.
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gentlemonster.bsky.social
There he is, the Coors BeerWolf, ready to party
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viciousidiot.bsky.social
Todays mood is sandwich bear. @billbeagle.bsky.social circa last year
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yeehawtie.bsky.social
in honor of the anniversary of Anita Bryant getting pied in the face, have gay sex and get cream pied today