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albertcumus.bsky.social
Albert
@albertcumus.bsky.social
1K followers 470 following 4.4K posts
About: British purveyor of NSFW artistic lewds and random musings Stats: 6ft, 40, he/him Likes: hot people with hot voices Dislikes: racism and injustice, so don't be doing that About you: mdni Additional: the 't' is silent
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Kat @kathedone.bsky.social · 3h
Sooooo, I never celebrate me, but I’m pretty proud of this!! Thanks for all the support and fun this community has brought me. I love creating & moaning into my mic!

To many more audios, scripts, collabs, me fucking up my tech and not knowing what some tech is. Cheers to all of it! 🍾🥂💋😘
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 3h
I'm a trained football coach - let me through!
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 3h
You deserve all the cuddles every day x
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 3h
There's a lot of subtext going on with those lads. I've never been convinced this is an eye...
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 3h
It would be my pleasure...
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 3h
Ow! That looks sore...
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 3h
Oil me up!
a cartoon character with a bunny ear is making a funny face
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 4h
It's actually insane anywhere would hate female orgasms more than high school massacres but this is the world we live in. Religion and misogyny probably have a lot to do with it.
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 4h
Is it Texas where it's illegal to own more than six? Can't believe they're finally enforcing that...
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 4h
a black and white photo of a boy with the words " can i have some more "
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 5h
I would love to hear them!
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 5h
Root canal is never a fun time but you got this! 🫂
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 6h
🤣
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 7h
You look great!
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 8h
Amazing!
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 8h
Noooooooo! I swear everyone is ill right now!
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 8h
Got me a thighsday towel rack. Amazing what you find in B&Q these days...
A man's thighs upon which a towel has been placed to protect his 'modesty' because he is very evidently all about the modesty. Wait why am I talking about myself in the third person like an absolute dick?
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 11h
There's something horrendous doing the rounds at the moment. Drink lots and lots of water.
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 12h
a man in a green sweater is standing in front of a pioneer video player
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 20h
Good god!
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Ellie 👾 @elliehunterxo.bsky.social · 22h
Dang, I'm really close to 2k followers 😳
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 20h
Yes! It would be altogether worse if this was vodka or something.
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 20h
Same! I delete things all the time.
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 20h
As though you don't have the right to delete whatever you choose! These are your pictures and not theirs.
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 20h
What sort of idiot isn't already?
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