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Alaska
@alaskanexile.bsky.social
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This is an emergency fallback point. | 27 years dying | she/her/boss 🏳️‍⚧️ | The living reincarnation of Rasputin. | @vendalconstruct.bsky.social is my sister.
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Alaska @alaskanexile.bsky.social · Aug 25
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Moominable Object @chimeracauldron.bsky.social · 16m
by the year 2035 you'll be able to access a chatgpt holodeck that let's you have missionary post-marital sex with lady dimatresca for the cost of a car payment per hour while a town in Ohio gets the last of its water extracted to render her boobs(bra stays on)
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Alaska @alaskanexile.bsky.social · 25m
Reposting cause it's the first thing I've drawn in ages and want seratonin and also Really happy about how Nikas face came out because it's the first time I've drawn how properly mangled her mouth is that looks decent.
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Alaska @alaskanexile.bsky.social · 13h
Did you know? There's a whole other timeline where the apocalypse didn't happen for Nika!

Didn't change much for her in the end, though.
sketch of one woman resting her chin on another shoulder from behind. The woman on the left is heavily scarred and wearing an eyepatch. the woman on the right is softly smiling. they are looking into each others eyes.
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Alaska @alaskanexile.bsky.social · 29m
Arch mage crying and sniffling and screaming trying to read a magic spell book that's written for toddlers with pictures.
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mochi @miz7xf2.bsky.social · 8h
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Alaska @alaskanexile.bsky.social · 3h
I like how the most consistent thing I've heard about this movie is everyone who watched it said they'd have liked it s lot more if he wasn't in it and it just focused on the lady.

Why do they keep putting him in things, anyway?
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renowned infighter ⚢ 𓅃 @6ft2lesbian.bsky.social · 7h
I watched it yesterday. Verified true.
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Spook-mi/erika @samitron.bsky.social · 20h
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Puzzled-Artist@Working @puzzled-artist.bsky.social · 6h
"Uhhhhh, is all the red a good sign?" (CMSN)
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Alaska @alaskanexile.bsky.social · 3h
Yeah 👍
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Alaska @alaskanexile.bsky.social · 4h
Waow... like Castro...
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Alaska @alaskanexile.bsky.social · 13h
This is the timeline where she just sorta becomes an empty shell in the process of getting revenge and becomes an attack dog hitwoman for her serial killer wife.

How Eirene turns out completely normal and well adjusted in literally every timeline despite these two being her foster moms is nuts.
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Alaska @alaskanexile.bsky.social · 13h
Did you know? There's a whole other timeline where the apocalypse didn't happen for Nika!

Didn't change much for her in the end, though.
sketch of one woman resting her chin on another shoulder from behind. The woman on the left is heavily scarred and wearing an eyepatch. the woman on the right is softly smiling. they are looking into each others eyes.
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Alaska @alaskanexile.bsky.social · 16h
Watching Generation Kill with wife.

This is genuinely the most accurate depiction of the US military, these guys all suck as people so much it's awesome.

Also Ellis from Left 4 Dead 2 is here
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evil gelatin 🔞 @gelatingent.bsky.social · 18h
Very quick sketch from ref (kinda?) because I was having fun drawing

A curse upon anyone who draws Falin with a small nose (or small boobs)
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Maphu 🔞 @famafu.bsky.social · 21h
a falin for my moral
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Alaska @alaskanexile.bsky.social · 1d
Ok so what in getting here is based on the number of high protein food/nutrition items high in lead I've seen lately is that lead is hella packed with protein.

The lead paint chip Kiddies musta been yoked...
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Alaska @alaskanexile.bsky.social · 1d
Big shirt gang!
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Puzzled-Artist@Working @puzzled-artist.bsky.social · 1d
I am not immune to hot bloody lady knight
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Moominable Object @chimeracauldron.bsky.social · 1d
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THelen @thelen0.bsky.social · 1d
British tabloid journalists looking for the most unflattering picture possible of the latest trans woman who did a bad thing
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TehSnakerer @tehsnakerer.bsky.social · 1d
The stupidest rebrand in recent history is when we started calling flame wars "discourse"
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PEAR哥 @peargor.bsky.social · 1d
Slopaloid 2 (1/4)
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Harley @beastgoddk.bsky.social · 1d
it is insanely attractive for a girl to wear old jeans and a plain t shirt with busted up trainers
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THelen @thelen0.bsky.social · 1d
reupload because i am still in love
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🎃🍬Maya Modez🍬🎃 @mayamodez.bsky.social · 1d
its susie, if you guess the animal that made me want to draw her i blow up star dream
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Harley @beastgoddk.bsky.social · 1d
Used to be a recycling advisor. People ask me for recycling advice and I say this:

"Sorry, your government and manufacturers have collectively failed you: [lists like 20 non-recyclable things]. If you care about it, complain to your local official, anything else is negligible."
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