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Alanosaur 🦕 @alanosaurus.bsky.social · 5m

Me trying to process everybody putting Nancy in the room. #bbuk #bigbrotherlivestream

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Alanosaur 🦕 @alanosaurus.bsky.social · 23m

I don’t know how MUCH more mature he is or whether that would make any difference irl. He obvs likes her but try could both pull anyone. I’m terrible @ predicting these things. I never thought JoJo & Chris would get together. His mum did say he likes a blue eye & I’m just saying I have blue eyes. 👱🏻‍♀️

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Alanosaur 🦕 @alanosaurus.bsky.social · 45m

I’d be doing so much cleaning and 🧽 tidying. I’d probably be such a coaster and evade nomination for that reason even though I’d be an absolute ethical arsehole. 👼🏻

Alanosaur 🦕 @alanosaurus.bsky.social · 49m

I lived on a wee island and they were naturally protected from predators. Chris Packham is quite inclined in their preservation since that segment on Autumn Watch.

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Alanosaur 🦕 @alanosaurus.bsky.social · 52m

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Alanosaur 🦕 @alanosaurus.bsky.social · 52m

You can be asexual and romantic (homo/bi/pan/etc i.e you want to have non-sexual romantic relationships) or asexual and aromantic (don’t want the romantic relationship bit either).

Alanosaur 🦕 @alanosaurus.bsky.social · 58m

I do too. I find her very sweet. I’m not into punching down on people, which a lot do on her. Tho I do also care about her and Marcus cuz I think they’re cute together and quite genuine and he’s pretty and he’s my boyfriend and I love him. 🥰

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Alanosaur 🦕 @alanosaurus.bsky.social · 1h

Nancy talked in the DR after & didn’t think it healed the rift. It was interesting to watch Sausage Therapy. Externally it did seem like a rapprochement & like they cooked their feelings in an accidental encounter. It was hilarious Jenny not knowing how to cook a sausage 🤣 brought them together.

Alanosaur 🦕 @alanosaurus.bsky.social · 1h

I’m still disturbed by his poem 🫣 but he’s winning me over. And it’s nice to have a bit of ace representation.

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Alanosaur 🦕 @alanosaurus.bsky.social · 1h

I think I like her even more.

Alanosaur 🦕 @alanosaurus.bsky.social · 1h

He’s gonna be eaten alive.

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Alanosaur 🦕 @alanosaurus.bsky.social · 1h

Jenny was fully not joking 🙃 about evolution. Right? I mean I was following her anyway. 🤷🏼‍♂️ #bbuk #bbll

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Alanosaur 🦕 @alanosaurus.bsky.social · 1h

Caroline and Richard are going to fuck (as far as a romantic asexual may wish to). Maybe she’ll stroke his psalms… Maybe that ‘I love you’ exchange where he said ‘thank you’ was it. #bbuk #bbll

Alanosaur 🦕 @alanosaurus.bsky.social · 1h

When Farmeron and Jenny were talking about their body counts they speculated about Nancy’s and Jenny raised an eyebrow suggestively when Cam lowballed it. So yes she can stir it with the best of them. I’m not against it per se but it was had underpurrs 🐾 of catty. #bbuk #bbll

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Alanosaur 🦕 @alanosaurus.bsky.social · 1h

Did Zelah not do to Sam tonight what they did to Jenny? The difference is Sam didn’t mean it and Zelah did but had the good sense not to use a code. My opinion of Zelah since pushing Sam away has diminished. And I didn’t even need the cowboy hat to say it but I look good so… 💁🏼‍♂️ #bbuk #bbll