Alan Grofield
@alangrofield.bsky.social
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Nobody trusts anybody now… and we’re all very tired
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slclunk.com
Your standard online liberal who worked at a conservative think tank in college
Peacemaker looking at a mural of hitler and saying  “Fuck. How'd I miss that?”
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“Oh I have a pardon” well I have a gun, get in the jail cell
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rincewind.run
I think two things are true:

1. young republicans were always terrible and racist

2. young republicans become openly hitler-loving groypers is in fact a new and alarming development that is worth paying attention to
alangrofield.bsky.social
What point are you trying to make
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Lock isn’t enough, delete
alangrofield.bsky.social
This is a spoiler but while the audience and another character knew about the importance of saying a particular word the character who said I don’t think was read in on that?
alangrofield.bsky.social
Not showing her with her kid and her just being super creepy off the jump made that tonally a mess, and then the ending was just a bunch of stuff happening without really any sort of satisfying narrative. The late game protagonist switch also didn’t work imo. It’s fine but just fine
alangrofield.bsky.social
There’s also been a switch from “The Confederacy was all DEMOCRATS, your liberal teacher probably didn’t tell you that, huh?” to “the Godly Southron landowner is the only True American”
alangrofield.bsky.social
Like Young Republicans in the 1980s were all explicitly in favor of apartheid South Africa, just like in the 1960s they supported Jim Crow here
alangrofield.bsky.social
Buddy I think you’re a little too young for her but good luck
alangrofield.bsky.social
Justified is such an incredible word choice. Listen, if I don’t steal the watch I won’t have the watch, I’m preventing a greater harm
alangrofield.bsky.social
So that message might be bad, but I could see a lot of ways “I wish this person could understand the importance of an issue” could be characterized that way, and it’s like wild that weeks into this scandal I don’t even know what the issue is
alangrofield.bsky.social
Conservatives have been having a manic trolling episode down about these texts for weeks and I’ve still never seen one explain what’s bad about that screenshot
alangrofield.bsky.social
Also being in group chats where people say they love Hitler is like, an absolute critical part of his rise to power, it’s his base
alangrofield.bsky.social
I am someone who never finishes even games I do like, but for some reason I damn near 100 prevented the completely dogshit Godfather 2 GTA-clone
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maplecocaine.bsky.social
The NY young republican who said that rape is "epic" looks like a fuckin ventriloquist dummy
Bobby Walker, New York Young Republican
alangrofield.bsky.social
Their rotation scheme on defense was also like a decade ahead of how almost everyone does it now.
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Early 2010s Spurs were just a joy, clinical precision
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leyawn.bsky.social
mtg in 1997: this card is selenia, a guardian angel from the heavenly realm of serra. twisted by the phyrexians, she drove crovax of urborg insane with unrequited love

mtg in 2025: this card is spongebob. from spongebob squarepants

mtg in 2035: we ran out of ideas. this card is your coworker jeff
alangrofield.bsky.social
These ghouls reject Keynesian economics for the rest of us but are willing to lose millions in service of a narrowly targeted McArdle Employment Project
alangrofield.bsky.social
An “online survey course” that is open to the public is a TEDx talk, not a college class
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Intersectionality is checking their bio expecting to discover explicit racism and finding transphobia
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People had little notebooks and rolodexes and speed dials