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Alan

@alanfirecat.bsky.social

120 followers 220 following 490 posts

artist | linguist | musician | knucklehead mcspazatron he/they/she i like to be ironic i follow purple people (sometimes)

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Syloh @syloh.bsky.social · 6h

Rate my aura

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Alan @alanfirecat.bsky.social · 9h

I JUST SAW SOMEONE TURN THE WRONG WAY ON A ONE WAY STREET GOOD HECKING LUCK 🫡

Alan @alanfirecat.bsky.social · 1d

nice

Alan @alanfirecat.bsky.social · 2d

aaron cat i'm watching your stream why you tryin not to laugh bro
(reference)

Accell @accelldraws.bsky.social · 2d

a loaf of orange catboy 🐱

Aaron, orange cat, sits in a cat loaf and purrs

Alan @alanfirecat.bsky.social · 2d

good afternoon right on time for me but 5 hours late for you

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The Dingo (Weresenine mode) @korbyxd.bsky.social · 4d

Good morning excels

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Bigg @bpbigg.bsky.social · 11d

MICROSOFT: We'll keep providing Windows 10 security & service updates but you gotta fork over 70USD for the first year, 140USD for the second year, and 210USD for the third year. You bitch. You fucking piece of shit

MUSCLEFUR VTUBER: Open Powershell and hit three keys to do it completely free

Socks the Macro Wolf Dad @socksthewolf.com · 23d

Windows 10 End of Life is in less than 2 weeks!
But you don't have to upgrade to Windows 11!!

This video will show you how to extend the life of Windows 10 by 3 more years via Extended Security Updates program safely, for free.

MS throws you to the wolves, but the wolves will throw you a bone.

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Alan @alanfirecat.bsky.social · 5d

woah

Alan @alanfirecat.bsky.social · 7d

in what universe am i more likely to say "i have almond the" than to say "i have almost the"????? ios???????

screenshot of text box on iphone where i originally wrote "i have almost the worst", but my phone "corrected" it to "i have 'almond the' worst"

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Alan @alanfirecat.bsky.social · 7d

bro did not delete the default cube in blender

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nutti @nuttimeister.bsky.social · 10d

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Aari animates cats @chipflake.com · 10d

*gets headpats*

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chervil @doginacafe.bsky.social · 12d

we can all pretend!

A digital comic featuring anthropomorphic animals.

A goat and crocodile are sitting together. The goat asks, "Hey Duncan, how do you think Kip's confession is going?"

The crocodile responds, "probably something like..." while pulling out two photorealistic plushies of Kip and Mason, two dog characters. He voices them, pretending to make them talk.

"Howdy Mason! I really like you! Would you like to go out with me?"

He makes the other plushie respond. "Sure thing, Kippers! I've been dropping hints that I'd like to date the whole time!"

"What wonderful and open communication we have between each other! I love the normal and healthy relationship we have!"

The goat smiles, thinking "Where did he get these??" while the crocodile makes the two plushies kiss.

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GlitchyAnimations 🇺🇦 @glitchyanim.bsky.social · 10d

"Hmm...Floof."

He likes foxes, because they can be quite fluffy

(btw sorry if I drew your OC wrong, bro)

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Alan @alanfirecat.bsky.social · 10d

THANKS SO MUCH and it's fine the drawing is low stakes lol

Alan @alanfirecat.bsky.social · 12d

just finished watching ne zha (2019)

absolute cinema, totally watching the sequel

Alan @alanfirecat.bsky.social · 12d

technically it means nothing but the meme does have its origins if you look into it

the whole joke seems to be that if you say it, that means you know the joke and you're in on it, and also you get a chance to reference it whenever you're dealing with numbers and stuff

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Alan @alanfirecat.bsky.social · 13d

this is funny because mathematically a sphere has the SMALLEST surface area to volume ratio possible for a 3d shape, which translates to the LEAST amount of glaze possible assuming uniform coating - any other possible cereal shape would be better for this

thanks kellogg

backside of kellogg's cereal which says:

WE DID THE MATH
DONUT HOLES ARE THE PERFECT SHAPE TO DELIVER MORE GLAZE!

followed by 3d model diagrams of a sphere and a torus, accompanied by mathematical formulas

Alan @alanfirecat.bsky.social · 13d

yes but i mean a fried food that has mozzarella *and* meat all together (and i wasn't thinking chicken)

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ok maayyybe on second thought im thinking of empanadas or something, but they're not commonly made with mozzarella or a meat that i like best

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Alan @alanfirecat.bsky.social · 13d

they should invent mozzarella sticks that also have meat in them and the units can be fried just like mozzarella sticks but also include meat of some sort

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Alan @alanfirecat.bsky.social · 17d

react to him (old ahh character i need to draw again)

he is feodor

anthropomorphic orange fox with black paws and black top of the head and black tail tip starin at viewer

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lemon @zestylemonss.bsky.social · 18d

Words of encouragement from beecat?

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Alan @alanfirecat.bsky.social · 18d

just checked the album and it's the track titled "young lust"

Alan @alanfirecat.bsky.social · 18d

had the melody and words of part of a song stuck in my head for too long and just randomly remembering where it's from is wild

it was "ooo i need a dirty woman / ooo i need a dirty girl" and apparently it's from the wall by pink floyd, it played in my head for an extended time before remembering

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Alan @alanfirecat.bsky.social · 19d

putting my used diabetic needles into the container labeled ☢RADIATION from now on /j