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Alan
@alanfirecat.bsky.social
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artist | linguist | musician | knucklehead mcspazatron he/they/she i like to be ironic i follow purple people (sometimes)
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I JUST SAW SOMEONE TURN THE WRONG WAY ON A ONE WAY STREET GOOD HECKING LUCK 🫡
aaron cat i'm watching your stream why you tryin not to laugh bro
(reference)
a loaf of orange catboy 🐱
good afternoon right on time for me but 5 hours late for you
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MICROSOFT: We'll keep providing Windows 10 security & service updates but you gotta fork over 70USD for the first year, 140USD for the second year, and 210USD for the third year. You bitch. You fucking piece of shit

MUSCLEFUR VTUBER: Open Powershell and hit three keys to do it completely free
Windows 10 End of Life is in less than 2 weeks!
But you don't have to upgrade to Windows 11!!

This video will show you how to extend the life of Windows 10 by 3 more years via Extended Security Updates program safely, for free.

MS throws you to the wolves, but the wolves will throw you a bone.
in what universe am i more likely to say "i have almond the" than to say "i have almost the"????? ios???????
bro did not delete the default cube in blender
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"Hmm...Floof."

He likes foxes, because they can be quite fluffy

(btw sorry if I drew your OC wrong, bro)
THANKS SO MUCH and it's fine the drawing is low stakes lol
just finished watching ne zha (2019)

absolute cinema, totally watching the sequel
technically it means nothing but the meme does have its origins if you look into it

the whole joke seems to be that if you say it, that means you know the joke and you're in on it, and also you get a chance to reference it whenever you're dealing with numbers and stuff
this is funny because mathematically a sphere has the SMALLEST surface area to volume ratio possible for a 3d shape, which translates to the LEAST amount of glaze possible assuming uniform coating - any other possible cereal shape would be better for this

thanks kellogg
yes but i mean a fried food that has mozzarella *and* meat all together (and i wasn't thinking chicken)

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ok maayyybe on second thought im thinking of empanadas or something, but they're not commonly made with mozzarella or a meat that i like best
they should invent mozzarella sticks that also have meat in them and the units can be fried just like mozzarella sticks but also include meat of some sort
react to him (old ahh character i need to draw again)

he is feodor
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Words of encouragement from beecat?
just checked the album and it's the track titled "young lust"
had the melody and words of part of a song stuck in my head for too long and just randomly remembering where it's from is wild

it was "ooo i need a dirty woman / ooo i need a dirty girl" and apparently it's from the wall by pink floyd, it played in my head for an extended time before remembering
putting my used diabetic needles into the container labeled ☢RADIATION from now on /j