🌮 Alacrity's Ghost
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God of small cheeses and Titular Head of the Church of the wHoly Absurd. Dyslexic typochondriac. AD⚡HD 🤟 thee/thy/thou 6,989,741,227th World's Tallest Dwarf. Permanently seated at the kids table.
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friend: "my wife bought those 'squatty-potty' steps"
me: "that's an overshare, man"

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alacritysshadow.bsky.social
it was either me or a large Asian woman who didn't do proper QC.

I like to think I was the better choice and didn't require an appointment 😂
alacritysshadow.bsky.social
lolol... my ex decided to wax, but was shy.

I became the in house aesthetician 🤣
alacritysshadow.bsky.social
this is what happens when one sells their soul for "all the pussy they can handle" and fails to be specific.
alacritysshadow.bsky.social
I couldn't walk away- we had room, and at first it was just a few...

at the peak, there were 18 cats & 6 puppies- on top of our 4.

it was wild, noisy, smelly and awesome.

fostering is not for everyone, but when it works, there are few things better.
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Now might be a good time to remind everyone that most of the hostages were released while Biden was POTUS.
alacritysshadow.bsky.social
males are more... dominant and dependent on attention- almost insecure in their need for validation; they will seek out attention, then back off as if it's beneath them & fold into it- it's funny!

fems will be standoffish, but once trust is established they become engaged and attached.
alacritysshadow.bsky.social
that's pretty much how we got started- fell in love with a cat at the shelter, asked what the numbers meant on the crates & were told that's how many days they had left before euthanasia.

"but we're always looking for foster homes..."
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alacritysshadow.bsky.social
the colonies are 3-5 cats, but it varies- each has politics & personalities. I've gotten all the girls fixed, and the boys ain't all that easy to deal with. still 2 that need a clip.
alacritysshadow.bsky.social
at the end of '10, the shelter we worked with crashed out & we still had 12 cats inside (4 were ours) and kept them happy.

a few there are no more- but they were loved straight through.
alacritysshadow.bsky.social
lol... only 5 did- now it's 3 or 4.

i'm down to 8, 4 inside/4 out & 3 colonies.

cracks me up when people sprig for weighted blankets when they could have a cat or two.
alacritysshadow.bsky.social
were that it was 240v/1ph with a short...
alacritysshadow.bsky.social
you know I do rescue/rehab, yeah?

my bed when we did fostering:
alacritysshadow.bsky.social
he's the kind of guy that'd come into the club (VFW) as if it was beneath him, and start shit- then get pissy when he found himself stuffed half under a parked car in the lot after mouthing off to a guy 20 years older'n him.
alacritysshadow.bsky.social
yeah, no- I acknowledge round being a shape, but one I refuse to exist in 🤣
alacritysshadow.bsky.social
dude- i'm sicilian- garlic'n heat are in my DNA 🤣
alacritysshadow.bsky.social
dude, if it weren't for the capsicum content, it'd be a marital aid.
alacritysshadow.bsky.social
i'll let her know- she does all the work- I just press the button when she gets like this.
alacritysshadow.bsky.social
Like flaming honey spilling from the sky.