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akschaaf @akschaaf.bsky.social · 15h

Guy got in my face in the Y locker room for not saying excuse me (I think?) and I took a breath and just walked away. I've spent the last hour thinking of Constanza "the Ocean Called" zingers that I swear to god I will use the next time I see him. They are so good.

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akschaaf @akschaaf.bsky.social · 15h

Dekker and the barstool crowd has learned that universities have a chancellor which has taken this to a level I didn't expect

Nate Leggitt @nateleggitt.bsky.social · 16h

Look I’d like Wisconsin football to be good again too but at least them being bad has delivered some truly hilarious content from the frat bro contingent

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akschaaf @akschaaf.bsky.social · 1d

I learned recently that a large % of new city busses are mfg'd in St Cloud and driven to their destinations from there. The more you know!

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akschaaf @akschaaf.bsky.social · 1d

Say you convince Ted Kellner to spend $25m this off-season on players for a coach everyone knows is awful, what happens in 2027 when there isn't $25m to spend?

akschaaf @akschaaf.bsky.social · 1d

that's wild. I spend too much time on here and msg boards, and have not seen one person advocating to keep him but they have to be out there somewhere I suppose

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akschaaf @akschaaf.bsky.social · 1d

Feel like you just made up a guy

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akschaaf @akschaaf.bsky.social · 2d

They have to win the WS after that

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akschaaf @akschaaf.bsky.social · 2d

First inning of the NLCS would be a good time to fire him, just saying

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akschaaf @akschaaf.bsky.social · 3d

Highest point spread I can find EVER is @ Michigan in 1989 when they were +35. That seems to be in play with Indiana/Oregon coming up

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akschaaf @akschaaf.bsky.social · 3d

@markschaaf.bsky.social starting the week off right

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akschaaf @akschaaf.bsky.social · 3d

Badgers at +27.5 this weekend is second highest home point spread I can find. They were +32.5 against Miami in 1989. There have been five total +20 or higher other home spreads, all in the 1989 or 1990 season.

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akschaaf @akschaaf.bsky.social · 3d

@markschaaf.bsky.social

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akschaaf @akschaaf.bsky.social · 3d

Alright the Packers aren't going to lose announce the firing

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akschaaf @akschaaf.bsky.social · 3d

Please fire him today

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akschaaf @akschaaf.bsky.social · 4d

JUST LET ME ENJOY THIS

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21st Century Digital Boy @krause608.bsky.social · 4d

It's a shame about Rea.

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akschaaf @akschaaf.bsky.social · 4d

Wow they just named Misiorowski to the 2026 All Star team

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akschaaf @akschaaf.bsky.social · Aug 5

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akschaaf @akschaaf.bsky.social · 4d

Winning that despite @krause608.bsky.social asking me about the NLCS rotation during the 8th inning was really something

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akschaaf @akschaaf.bsky.social · 4d

FUCK YES

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akschaaf @akschaaf.bsky.social · 4d

SCORE RUNS

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Louis Bien @louisbien.bsky.social · 4d

That's the worst of it. They've overthought and overwrought every aspect of the program into an unintelligible mess that doesn't even know what it's supposed to be doing right.

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akschaaf @akschaaf.bsky.social · 4d

Best part of being the biggest Badger football fan most people know is I get non-stop texts on nights like tonight

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akschaaf @akschaaf.bsky.social · 4d

Fire him at halftime or in November I don't think it matters

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Super Bowl Champion Basketball Fan, NEVER of the Sixers @drewhamm5.bsky.social · 4d

Wisconsin’s last two offensive plays have resulted in interceptions by 300+ pound defensive linemen

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