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𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓙𝓸𝓴𝓮𝓻 @akillingjoke.bsky.social · Jul 3

you can simply steal a nuclear warhead and launch it at a city just to watch peoples reactions! Or force them in a carnival where they have to kill their own friends to survive... only for you to shoot them dead anyways!"

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𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓙𝓸𝓴𝓮𝓻 @akillingjoke.bsky.social · Jul 3

"Sometimes the status quo can be... boring. I do get why people love it but...

Chaos is usually where it is at! Chaos inherently twists the status quo! The kind of despair and chaos that keeps life from being boring is my specialty!

Why should we settle for a status quo where nothing happens when-

Reluctant Leader @darkenedgym.bsky.social · Jul 3

He chuckles a bit.

"I'm a punk, we don't do goody goody if it means the status quo stays the same. So it will be like talking to a brick wall."

A smirk played on his face.

"Just like Rocket trying to bring me back in."

𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓙𝓸𝓴𝓮𝓻 @akillingjoke.bsky.social · Jul 3

"Probably for the best they don't know. You'd be talked up by the fucking boyscout in spandex there.

Darkrai... Darkrai...."

He did remember he was stalking a girl and her girlfriend a while ago and tried to kill them. He was interrupted by a strange figure with a name similar to that...-

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𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓙𝓸𝓴𝓮𝓻 @akillingjoke.bsky.social · Jul 3

"Comes out of the shadows. Induces nightmares. Looks edgy as fuck? Blue eye? Is that it?"

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𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓙𝓸𝓴𝓮𝓻 @akillingjoke.bsky.social · Jul 3

"Probably for the best they don't know. You'd be talked up by the fucking boyscout in spandex there.

Darkrai... Darkrai...."

He did remember he was stalking a girl and her girlfriend a while ago and tried to kill them. He was interrupted by a strange figure with a name similar to that...-

Reluctant Leader @darkenedgym.bsky.social · Jul 3

"Oh trust me, they did and the pokemon I was spliced with was more humanoid, Darkrai, the Nightmare pokemon."

He smirks a bit.

"Also I doubt that group knows I even exist, I like my life including taking a bat to certain people."

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𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓙𝓸𝓴𝓮𝓻 @akillingjoke.bsky.social · Jul 3

bern

Iono buddy. Iono buddies-.

✧ 𝒞𝑶𝑺𝑴𝑶𝑺 @sallorsenshi.bsky.social · Jul 3

9.) iono my beloved
also wrote her on twt

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𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓙𝓸𝓴𝓮𝓻 @akillingjoke.bsky.social · Jul 3

"Oh... Oh.. .Well shiiiiiit! You don't look like you came out of a furcon or out of an anime! Guess they did a shit job, haven't they?

Don't tell the Justice League this. They'd try to recruit you to be a goody-goody two shoes!

Please tell me the scientists died slowly!"

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𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓙𝓸𝓴𝓮𝓻 @akillingjoke.bsky.social · Jul 3

"Hybrids. So what you're saying is they're making a few superheroes that will only run for a short issue before being fodder for Darkseid. Got it!"

Jokers mind goes... somewhere.

"Or is it like when they kidnap humans and splice them with dog DNA to make them an obedient doggy?"

Ouch..

𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓙𝓸𝓴𝓮𝓻 @akillingjoke.bsky.social · Jul 3

"Give me some Ciroc. That hits the spot whenever I am in the mood for a drink!"

Moe Szyslak @thatguymoe.bsky.social · Jul 3

“Fine. What do ya want?”

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𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓙𝓸𝓴𝓮𝓻 @akillingjoke.bsky.social · Jul 3

"...Who the hell has "Team" in their organization. That's like calling a Dog "Puppy".

If they don't have a Rocket ship, I'd be disappointed as all hell!"

𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓙𝓸𝓴𝓮𝓻 @akillingjoke.bsky.social · Jul 3

"Wow. It wouldn't be the first time I had my brains ooze out of my ear. And don't worry, I bet you to harvesting my own skin before.

If Supes can't kill me and Bats obviously doesn't want to do it, I doubt you'd do it. Now give me the good stuff!"

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𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓙𝓸𝓴𝓮𝓻 @akillingjoke.bsky.social · Jul 3

"You see, if you see someone cosplaying as a bat running around and beating up criminals, you should realize he's the true bad guy!

And I have to keep him under control! Someone has to keep the Batman under control!"

Riiiiight.

𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓙𝓸𝓴𝓮𝓻 @akillingjoke.bsky.social · Jul 3

"Nah. You'll get that Bud Light crap that the Bats drinks for the rest of your life! ENJOY!"

𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓙𝓸𝓴𝓮𝓻 @akillingjoke.bsky.social · Jul 3

"Seems this goofy town knows the one and only from Gotham!

Now hit me with some ice cold vodka, Troll boy! Go on!"

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𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓙𝓸𝓴𝓮𝓻 @akillingjoke.bsky.social · Jul 3

"Who brought the Troll here because he's out of his bridge and serving alcohol!"

Dammit, Joker.

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Moe Szyslak @thatguymoe.bsky.social · Jul 3

“Hey do I got a Blooze Skye? C’mon guys! I need a Blooze Skye! Wait a minute…”

*MOE FROM THE SIMPSONS JOINS BLUESKY!*

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𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓙𝓸𝓴𝓮𝓻 @akillingjoke.bsky.social · Mar 9

bern

Had to.

𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓙𝓸𝓴𝓮𝓻 @akillingjoke.bsky.social · Mar 9

"Writer, writer! I'm fighting a war! Don't let some Project Moon lookalike bitch steal my lines!"

Shut your mouth and beat up Kiryu, yous stupid clown.

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𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓙𝓸𝓴𝓮𝓻 @akillingjoke.bsky.social · Mar 7

one for you, Kiryu my boy!"

Suddenly he'd show what that gun is as he'd shoot the "BANG!" flag out, showing it is a spear as it is heading right at Kiryu!

"You know what they say. Hooker, Line, and Sinker."

[ #𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘 X #𝐉𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐒𝐔 ]

𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓙𝓸𝓴𝓮𝓻 @akillingjoke.bsky.social · Mar 7

Prince of Crime, it comes to not surprise he puts emphasis on being a clown, usually.

He would uppercut the Dragon of Dojima in the face as he jumped away, getting his some distance.

And then he'd pull a gun but....

BANG!!

Is that a Bang flag on there?

"Like the Joke? I got another good-

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𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓙𝓸𝓴𝓮𝓻 @akillingjoke.bsky.social · Mar 7

In fact, he relishes it! It is his own way to gauge Kiryu too.

"Y'know, you punch like a friend of mine back in Gotham! Next thing you know, you'll be running around like a bat and have an even raspier voice than usual!"

It's almost ike he isn't taking Kiryu seriously. Given he /is/ the clown-

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𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓙𝓸𝓴𝓮𝓻 @akillingjoke.bsky.social · Mar 7

If there is a definition of a "Gang War" this would be it. Yakuza and Gotham City gangsters, duking it out in such a violent fight.

Joker however actually let Kiryus fist connect to his face! After all, fighting a certain Batman for so long, Joker doesn't seem to mind the pain at all. No,-

龍 𝐃𝐑𝐀𝐆𝐎𝐍 @dojimanoryuu.bsky.social · Feb 27

+ sides fought mercilessly, Kiryu himself wasn't aiming to kill with his blows, but the Majima Family definitely didn't hold back with their firearms or blades.

[ #𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘 × #𝐔𝐍𝐌𝐄𝐈 ]

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𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓙𝓸𝓴𝓮𝓻 @akillingjoke.bsky.social · Mar 7

bern

I'll get a Joker response to the Kiryu battle soon. Muse has been dead on Joker for a while.

𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓙𝓸𝓴𝓮𝓻 @akillingjoke.bsky.social · Feb 26

bern

I am kind of tempted for Joker to have his face torn off somehow at the end of this war, like in New 52.

Just to make him even more deranged and to have some injury on him.

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𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓙𝓸𝓴𝓮𝓻 @akillingjoke.bsky.social · Feb 26

his Gang of Joker clown gang members began charging. Joker is front and center in swinging his crowbar right at Kiryus head as the two gangs begin to collide!

[ #𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘 X #𝐉𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐒𝐔 ]

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𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓙𝓸𝓴𝓮𝓻 @akillingjoke.bsky.social · Feb 26

"The Joker Gang versus some pathetic little Yakuza boys!

Oh, I won't kill you, Kiryu. I'll make you watch as everyone in Unmei and soon, everyone you love will die as slow and miserable as possible! I want to BREAK you!"

And with a snap of his fingers, Joker held out his crowbar as he and-

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