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Allison

@ajoff.bsky.social

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Allison @ajoff.bsky.social · Nov 8

hi friends! if you’re a new follower wondering what it is I post about: great! we have that in common

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Allison @ajoff.bsky.social · 1h

if it comes to that I will!

Allison @ajoff.bsky.social · 1h

lol same here (but I can’t leave! how will anyone know about the pulp?)

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Allison @ajoff.bsky.social · 18h

birthday magic ✨

Allison @ajoff.bsky.social · 20h

Randy Johnson first pitch sends a strong warning to the Blue Jays

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Allison @ajoff.bsky.social · 20h

I forgot the game is on FS1 tonight and I watched a few minutes of some game show Rob Lowe hosts on Fox now before I realized it wasn’t about to end (I thought it was still a few minutes before 7 ok)

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Allison @ajoff.bsky.social · 21h

the very best

Allison @ajoff.bsky.social · 22h

Pumpkin Butt

Allison @ajoff.bsky.social · 1d

(@ that's not a reply) MUTED

Allison @ajoff.bsky.social · 1d

yeah, that’s huge!

Allison @ajoff.bsky.social · 1d

it’s so hard to really truly learn doing shit with adhd and it makes me so mad

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Allison @ajoff.bsky.social · 1d

you’re back! thanks, Josh :)

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Allison @ajoff.bsky.social · 1d

I got him and his siblings binoculars with little birding books for Christmas last year 😭 and thank you!

Allison @ajoff.bsky.social · 1d

my birthday was relatively recent and my nephew drew this for me

a child’s drawing of a tree with a hammock, an eastern screech owl, and a mallard duck

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Allison @ajoff.bsky.social · 1d

hell yeah!!!

Allison @ajoff.bsky.social · 1d

(several years pass) ok ready

Allison @ajoff.bsky.social · 1d

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Allison @ajoff.bsky.social · 1d

PENNY BUTT

Allison @ajoff.bsky.social · 1d

the butt in question

a large fluffy brindle dog on the couch looking dramatically over one shoulder

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Allison @ajoff.bsky.social · 1d

I just pulled my sunglasses and a cork coaster out from under her

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Allison @ajoff.bsky.social · 1d

the thing about how big my dog’s butt is is that she can sit on anything without noticing

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drew @adrew.dadguy.help · 1d

guys listen to this video lmao

nora 🎃 @downtownkitty.com · 1d

what the fuck

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Allison @ajoff.bsky.social · 1d

that’s my thing!!

Allison @ajoff.bsky.social · 1d

yeah I’m searching for “players,”what of it

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Allison @ajoff.bsky.social · 2d

your helmet is extremely cool

Allison @ajoff.bsky.social · 2d

thank you I hadn’t considered this

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