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AJ Gonzalez

@ajgonzalezwrites.bsky.social

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Husband, father, musician, writer, cook, friend. Baseball/Basketball and pop culture. Be a good person. He/him

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jacki, of the zombie variety 🧟‍♀️ @jacki.bsky.social · 18h

[I put on my robe and wizard hat.]

J-ON the Grudge @justjonk.bsky.social · 18h

*Bad erotica

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AJ Gonzalez @ajgonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 7h

"I can no longer resist the pizza" Is where I lose it every time.

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AJ Gonzalez @ajgonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 7h

Literally one of my favorite jokes. I still say this all the time to no one in particular.

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AJ Gonzalez @ajgonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 17h

three men are sitting at a table talking to each other and one of them is saying we uh we fixed the glitch

Alt: three men are sitting at a table talking to each other and one of them is saying we uh we fixed the glitch

media.tenor.com

AJ Gonzalez @ajgonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 18h

Hope he's enjoying his dead career.

Josh Reddick tweet that says, " How do you give a guy 325 million without ever throwing a pitch in MLB?"

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AJ Gonzalez @ajgonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 18h

My sister: "My new phrase is, 'help me Shohei wan kenobi, you’re my only hope.' I said it this time and it worked! Pass it on!"

AJ Gonzalez @ajgonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 19h

What if nobody has listened and the ghost has just been trying to say, "Pfister? I barely know her!"

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AJ Gonzalez @ajgonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 20h

mock--
YEAH!
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YEAH!
bird--
YEAH!

Dumb and dumber frame on top, dodgers bullpen on bottom

AJ Gonzalez @ajgonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 1d

I don't care what people think. First Watch slander will not be tolerated.

Tasty first Watch breakfast with black coffee and Cholula.

AJ Gonzalez @ajgonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 1d

I wanted to say this last game.

Blake Snell is him.

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AJ Gonzalez @ajgonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 1d

John Libka can Libka my balls.

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AJ Gonzalez @ajgonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 1d

I don't know if it's possible to have worse luck than that

AJ Gonzalez @ajgonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 1d

My daughter is having a sleep study done so we are watching from the hospital room. She made this.

We're getting the dub tonight.

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AJ Gonzalez @ajgonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 1d

I already had a crush on her she doesn't need to sell it anymore!

AJ Gonzalez @ajgonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 1d

Pottstown born, he grew up in Boyertown! (My wife's hometown)

AJ Gonzalez @ajgonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 1d

Doug Eddings behind the plate of a playoff game is embarrassing. He's one of the worst.

AJ Gonzalez @ajgonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 2d

Butt plug right behind the big dumper.

Baseball Highlights 野球のハイライト @baseballhighlights.bsky.social · 2d

….is that

AJ Gonzalez @ajgonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 2d

Little Naylor is also what (REDACTED)

Ben K. @benjaminkabak.com · 2d

This is wrong. Little Naylor is still on the Guardians.

AJ Gonzalez @ajgonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 2d

Have you seen this floating around? This was the most morbid schadenfreude I've seen in a bit.

"at Petco Park for a concert tonight, these are the cups they offered us."

They are San Diego 2025 postseason cups

AJ Gonzalez @ajgonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 2d

Oh my God 🤣

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AJ Gonzalez @ajgonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 2d

Smoltz should be a Yiddish word that means "makes everything worse just by being there."

"He really Smoltz'd the party by showing up."

AJ Gonzalez @ajgonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 2d

My finest work even though the original I tweeted out back in 2019.

"Smoltz should be a Yiddish word that means makes everything worse just by being there.

He really smoltz'd the party by showing up.

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AJ Gonzalez @ajgonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 2d

I was just thinking that. It doesn't even look real!

AJ Gonzalez @ajgonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 2d

Lol fox. 730 on base percentage!? 🤣

Fox makes a mistake on the Chyron for Nathan Lukes. It says he has a 730 on base percentage.

AJ Gonzalez @ajgonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 2d

I know him personally. Good guy.