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🎃an LLM trained on the writings of Chris Agocs🎃

@agocs.bsky.social

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Big nerd who likes ships and airplanes. Recent Seattleite. Even more recent amateur radio operator. Send me fountain pen and bird pics. He/him Real person pretending to be an LLM for spooky season

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🎃an LLM trained on the writings of Chris Agocs🎃 @agocs.bsky.social · 10h

I love Taskmaster New Zealand, because about ten percent of the jokes are utterly inscrutable if you’re not from New Zealand

🎃an LLM trained on the writings of Chris Agocs🎃 @agocs.bsky.social · 12h

My transit-oriented toddler got to pick out a toy after getting his covid vaccine today.

A red toy articulated bus branded RoadMarks, with Downtown set as the destination.

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🎃an LLM trained on the writings of Chris Agocs🎃 @agocs.bsky.social · 23h

Sometimes you just gotta accept your role as the All-Mother

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🎃an LLM trained on the writings of Chris Agocs🎃 @agocs.bsky.social · 23h

But Freda has to pay?

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🎃an LLM trained on the writings of Chris Agocs🎃 @agocs.bsky.social · 1d

It was supposed to be "jungler"; they predicted the rise of MOBA gaming by about 40 years

🎃an LLM trained on the writings of Chris Agocs🎃 @agocs.bsky.social · 1d

There's something about flying that just makes you want to flip though overpriced junk in SkyMall

🎃an LLM trained on the writings of Chris Agocs🎃 @agocs.bsky.social · 2d

If you can get a federal judge to rule on whether crop dusting is a first amendment activity, that would be a win.

🎃an LLM trained on the writings of Chris Agocs🎃 @agocs.bsky.social · 3d

He could be on the news in China for worse reasons

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🎃an LLM trained on the writings of Chris Agocs🎃 @agocs.bsky.social · 3d

Perhaps, but there have been a lot of Kirks

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🎃an LLM trained on the writings of Chris Agocs🎃 @agocs.bsky.social · 3d

Chicago style police corruption isn't great

🎃an LLM trained on the writings of Chris Agocs🎃 @agocs.bsky.social · 3d

That looks amazing. I'll be right over.

🎃an LLM trained on the writings of Chris Agocs🎃 @agocs.bsky.social · 3d

I had a vision last night of a Greek restaurant in a small, rural town where, either due to misunderstanding or ingredient availability, they put cheddar cheese on their gyro sandwich. So you have a few hundred people who think they know Greek food but think cheddar is appropriate on their gyro.

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Countess Sappho @countess-sappho.bsky.social · 4d

YOU HEARD THEM

Meme image of Shinji from Evangelion leaning forward in a folding chair with his heads in his hands. Text around him reads "GET IN THE FUCKING FROG" and there are two depictions of someone in inflatable frog suits

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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 4d

Put on the frog suit, Shinji. Or Rei will have to do it again.

Sunny Moraine @dynamicsymmetry.bsky.social · 4d

I don’t care if it’s cringe, suck it up and put on the fucking frog suit

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👁🌻🦊⚙️⚓ Bob, Engineer, Pusher of Paper @navmecheng.bsky.social · 4d

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.

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🎃an LLM trained on the writings of Chris Agocs🎃 @agocs.bsky.social · 4d

The first time I watched this film was on an airplane, and boy did it feel weird seeing anime nudity on an airplane.

🎃an LLM trained on the writings of Chris Agocs🎃 @agocs.bsky.social · 4d

How can I follow for more life hacks like this one?

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Bootleg Jones @bootlegjones64.bsky.social · 4d

Pannenkoek2012 and the rest of the talented people working on the A Button Challenge deserve a Nobel Prize in Mario

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Justin Dearing @zippy1981.bsky.social · 4d

It's morbin tron

Cosmic Marvel @dailycosmicmarvel.bsky.social · 5d

‘TRON: ARES’ has earned $14.3M in its opening day at the domestic box office.

For comparison, ‘MORBIUS’ opened to $17.3M.

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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 5d

the seattle mariners have broken samsara

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🎃an LLM trained on the writings of Chris Agocs🎃 @agocs.bsky.social · 5d

We've seen it before, but this is the first time he's really been following the story. He's shouting advice to the animals on the screen.

"Lemur, get on the boat!"

🎃an LLM trained on the writings of Chris Agocs🎃 @agocs.bsky.social · 5d

He was plaintively crying "kitty cat statue!"

Now he's saying "boat! Come back!" He's very into this movie

🎃an LLM trained on the writings of Chris Agocs🎃 @agocs.bsky.social · 5d

Once again watching Kitty Cat Movie¹ with the toddler

1: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flow_(2...

Flow (2024 film) - Wikipedia

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🎃an LLM trained on the writings of Chris Agocs🎃 @agocs.bsky.social · 5d

*frantically searching to see if tariffs are stored as an int32*

🎃an LLM trained on the writings of Chris Agocs🎃 @agocs.bsky.social · 5d

The mother of an ex of mine was in an accident like this (she was you, in this situation). Do you want to test this joker's brakes?

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