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James Batty Blunt™️

@aggrocrag.bsky.social

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My best song "You're Beautiful" streaming on all platforms // he him 34 ♎ ⚤ spoken for girl dad // 🇵🇸 🇵🇷 acab // Class 6 forklift and telehandler certified, juggling parenting & witty takes on life’s absurdities // nsfw 🔞 adamevaunit02

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James Batty Blunt™️ @aggrocrag.bsky.social · Nov 15

Welcome new followers idk how you found me I'm literally just some fuckin guy

Selfie of a man wearing a dark green button up shirt, gray fleece vest, sitting in a vehicle wearing a seatbelt, a digital clock showing "15:41" is overlaid on the image above a "Do Not Disturb" message bubble placed so that it's covering the man's mouth

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James Batty Blunt™️ @aggrocrag.bsky.social · 7h

the real answer is proprioceptive input/stimulation

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James Batty Blunt™️ @aggrocrag.bsky.social · 11h

I definitely couldn't be daddy without mommy 💯💯💯

James Batty Blunt™️ @aggrocrag.bsky.social · 11h

it's part of the job 💪 mommy picks up my slack plenty as well though for sure

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James Batty Blunt™️ @aggrocrag.bsky.social · 11h

my immune system tends to be able to hold out longer than the rest of the fam 😤

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James Batty Blunt™️ @aggrocrag.bsky.social · 11h

thank you sweet angel it's all good now 🙏🤍

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James Batty Blunt™️ @aggrocrag.bsky.social · Apr 25

Hey mods put an adult content label on this you fucking goobers

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Anni Jyn @annijyn.com · Sep 11

the world is falling apart and we are hurling through time and space, just make the weird art

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James Batty Blunt™️ @aggrocrag.bsky.social · 27d

[pulls up to bank drive-thru]: can I please borrow 10 thousing fucking dollers

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James Batty Blunt™️ @aggrocrag.bsky.social · 15d

No more being the bigger person or keeping the peace. Punch that person if they deserve it.

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James Batty Blunt™️ @aggrocrag.bsky.social · 15d

You fucking wish. you fucking wish you were me

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James Batty Blunt™️ @aggrocrag.bsky.social · 13d

Railed in a sundress summer is over it's time for plowed in the pumpkin patch fall

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Production Model EVA @adamevaunit02.bsky.social · 8d

lol no big deal I'm just physically broken but it's chill haha

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James Batty Blunt™️ @aggrocrag.bsky.social · 7d

Posting just to get it all out of my system til I can feel things normal

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James Batty Blunt™️ @aggrocrag.bsky.social · 12h

Holiday inn express has literally NEVER disappointed me it's always exactly what I expect

kia speaks @kiaspeaks.us · 1d

What’s your go to hotel? Like you’re going to a city you’ve never been to, what hotel are you booking?

James Batty Blunt™️ @aggrocrag.bsky.social · 12h

me at you when you're thinking about it

Production Model EVA @adamevaunit02.bsky.social · 16h

(if you're thinking about it I'm looking at you specifically)

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BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 14h

something squishy in my pants face

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James Batty Blunt™️ @aggrocrag.bsky.social · 12h

I am so feral today I just bit a chunk of particle board out of my desk

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James Batty Blunt™️ @aggrocrag.bsky.social · Oct 16

She Captain my Ahab til from hell’s heart I stab at thee for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee though tied to thee, thou damned whale thus, I give up the spear