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DVS @advsntt.bsky.social · 15h

“They’re gonna be firing artillery rounds over the interstate”

*flashbacks to spring cleaning the artillery ranges and seeing the range of stupidity in the undetonated rounds*

a woman in a pink suit is making a funny face and saying oh no .

ALT: a woman in a pink suit is making a funny face and saying oh no .

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DVS @advsntt.bsky.social · 18h

It took me like an hour of troubleshooting to get my 3DS capture card working again for this shitpost, y'all better appreciate it

DVS @advsntt.bsky.social · 18h

Man it's crazy how different Pokemon Legends Z-A looks on the original Switch compared to all the Switch 2 footage I'm seeing :/

No shinies found yet, but fingers crossed! 🤞

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DVS @advsntt.bsky.social · 22h

No Kings, but in like the fashion of King Louis XVI

DVS @advsntt.bsky.social · 1d

I still have a 1080 founder's edition and it holds 100+ fps at 2k on newer games still (BL4 as an exception)

Definitely was worth the investment all the way back in 2016

DVS @advsntt.bsky.social · 4d

The way that "Protocol 3: Protect the Pilot" still hits me 😭

DVS @advsntt.bsky.social · 6d

I think the bluesky feed is profiling me because it sees me as a chubby dude with a beard and thinks that I must be a bear that just wants to see penis

How do I tell the stupid robot that I am so fucking straight so it stops showing me penis, because "show me less like this" doesn't fucking work

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DVS @advsntt.bsky.social · 6d

I feel I have to once again reiterate to active duty folks that this doesn't make trump a hero or anything

Funding the military during a shutdown has been commonplace for most of our lives, and this man and the house majority leader are the reason your paycheck was even under threat

Forbes @forbes.com · 7d

Trump said Saturday the White House has “identified the funds” to ensure troops receive their paychecks on Oct. 15.

Military Will Receive Paychecks Despite Shutdown, Trump Says

Trump said Saturday the White House has “identified the funds” to ensure troops receive their paychecks on Oct. 15.

www.forbes.com

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DVS @advsntt.bsky.social · 7d

The MVP system in Destiny Rising must have been inspired by the electoral college because how tf do I outperform in every metric and not get MVP?

End activity screen in Destiny Rising. Shows me having higher damage, healing, and damage taken than everyone in the fireteam, but the person with 2nd most on those metrics somehow got MVP

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Manny Suazo @smokyburnout.bsky.social · 8d

topical

a cartoon of a man in a frog costume talking to a woman

ALT: a cartoon of a man in a frog costume talking to a woman

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DVS @advsntt.bsky.social · 8d

The batshit insane part is that him making statements like this make people who literally live around I-205 near Portland believe that downtown is burning to the ground

Like the fact this shit is duping Oregonians makes me feel fucking insane

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 8d

Trump: "Portland, I mean -- every time I look at that place it's burning down. There are fires all over the place. When a store -- there are very few of them left -- but when a store owner rebuilds a store they build it out of plywood. They don't put up storefronts anymore. They just put wood up."

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DVS @advsntt.bsky.social · 9d

a woman with glasses says this explains everything on peacock

ALT: a woman with glasses says this explains everything on peacock

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Chris 🎃 DevPods.gg gamedev community @chrisdeleon.bsky.social · 10d

Portland protestor frog costume: What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge pepper balls?

Morpheus from Matrix movie: No, Frog. I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to.

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DVS @advsntt.bsky.social · 10d

Combined with the white background flashbang

DVS @advsntt.bsky.social · 10d

"Hey Gearbox, the Gearbox intro when opening Borderlands 3 is fucking deafening on PC, can we have the game load audio settings first thing to stop this?"

Gearbox: "We made Borderlands 4's intro even louder, fuck your hearing, give us money"

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DVS @advsntt.bsky.social · 11d

I love Blizzard screwing up and giving everybody the mage tower bear appearances.
Means I can make Pooh the bear Druid reach his true potential 😤

If only I could put shirts on in my bear form

Pooh the Bear Druid facing the camera in World of Warcraft

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DVS @advsntt.bsky.social · 11d

I fear Blizzard may have cooked with Legion Remix

Like even though I’ve played this campaign like 20 times, the artifact buffs are making it feel so much smoother and I’m having a lot of fun

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DVS @advsntt.bsky.social · 11d

Do you think Trump has such an issue with Chicago because he's been there and genuinely thinks they're part of the "coastal elites" he's always railing on about, because clearly, it's right next to an ocean?

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DVS @advsntt.bsky.social · 15d

This is truly a shame because while yes there are weakauras that exist to make content trivial, my entire UI runs off my own built weakaura sets, and I simply do not trust Blizzard to be able to provide a system that replicates my current experience with the game.

This just may ruin WoW for me.

Wowhead @wowhead.com · 15d

Weakauras has announced that they are not expecting to release a WeakAuras version for Midnight. RIP WeakAuras.

#warcraft #midnight

www.wowhead.com/news/no-weak...

No WeakAuras Addon for Midnight

Weakauras has announced that they are not expecting to release a WeakAuras version for Midnight. RIP WeakAuras.

www.wowhead.com

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DVS @advsntt.bsky.social · 16d

Stomach bugs suck

a man in a hospital gown says " stop pooping " to another man

Alt: Rob Lowe as Chris Traeger in Parks & Recreation wearing a hospital gown and saying to himself in the mirror: "Stop. Pooping."

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DVS @advsntt.bsky.social · 17d

A Gwynn in Destiny Rising with the username DannyDeVito. Their tagline says "So anyway, I started blasting"

Gwynn's character utilizes dual pistols as her primary weapon

Frank Reynolds from Always Sunny In Philadelphia, played by Danny DeVito, holding two guns on a new show saying "So anyway, I started blasting"

DVS @advsntt.bsky.social · 17d

Making a one-shot build at level 26 feels incredibly silly, I love Borderlands 4

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LyssaSaurus @lyssasauruss.bsky.social · 18d

I need AppleTV to buy the rights to Westworld and give me that final season on the best sci-fi streamer we have 😭

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DVS @advsntt.bsky.social · 18d

Every time I read FAFO: First At, First Out

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DVS @advsntt.bsky.social · 19d

If military personnel are deployed to Portland, it feels like a great time to remind the inevitable protestors that public nudity is legal in Portland and will likely break their brains a little

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